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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #30 on: November 17, 2010, 06:51:57 pm »
Indeed, you're right, it was.
I think it may be because,
You tried to rap that crap (SUB RHYME COMBO)
And now you deserve a slap.

It's funny when we rhyme, my mind voices it like a gentleman.
erm... uh... MENTLEGEN? (I failed.)
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #31 on: November 17, 2010, 06:58:12 pm »
Badger, your rhymes suck.
Can't beat me, you're out of luck.
Haiku, motherf**k.
My rhymes may suck but so does your mom!
I don't give a sh*t if you think you are the bomb
Because in this contest
You got no chance
At beating me 'cause I'm the best.
Yeah you can't get in the dance
Of life and death
'Cause you be addicted to meth.
Now I can make haiku too
Just watch this sh*t split in two.

Now we got sh*t here.
But not even any pears.
Because you f*ck bears.
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #32 on: November 22, 2010, 07:36:38 pm »
Indeed, you're right, it was.
I think it may be because,
You tried to rap that crap (SUB RHYME COMBO)
And now you deserve a slap.

It's funny when we rhyme, my mind voices it like a gentleman.
erm... uh... MENTLEGEN? (I failed.)

Saying "Sub Rhyme Combo" does not make me beam.
I believe you should call it "Internal Rhyme Scheme."

(The following rhyme, as you will see soon
Is arranged in time to the Tetris tune.)

Badger, your rhymes have neither rhythm nor style.
Why don't you take a while to read "Fox in Socks?"
From it you could take cues, and if I stood in your shoes
I could easily avoid writing such bollocks.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2010, 07:43:49 pm by omegatripod »

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #33 on: November 22, 2010, 07:52:11 pm »
My, such language, this is beginning to suck!
Let's stop now, before we're caught in the muck.

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #34 on: November 22, 2010, 08:09:41 pm »
My, such language, this is beginning to suck!
Let's stop now, before we're caught in the muck.

Well, f**k a duck!

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #35 on: November 22, 2010, 08:11:52 pm »
Why, I'd never!
Such a response, for my noble endeavorer!

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #36 on: November 22, 2010, 08:31:26 pm »
That poor duck...
Whats wrong with you, you sick f**ks?!
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #37 on: November 22, 2010, 08:39:28 pm »
Hey, hey, watch where you're aiming!
I took no part in said dignity slaying!

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #38 on: November 22, 2010, 08:39:59 pm »
Inglourious Basterds, that's what is wrong!
QUENTIN TARANTINO HAS A HUGE DONG.


Was that a subliminal message, perhaps?
It's small font, egotistical, and in allcaps.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2010, 08:42:18 pm by omegatripod »

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #39 on: November 22, 2010, 08:43:11 pm »
So that was your goal, all along?
To make a sick joke about some actor's dong?
I'm gonna leave for a while, I'm starting to rot.
I've been here to much, alot!
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #40 on: November 22, 2010, 08:49:21 pm »
Oh my, but you seem to have made a mistake!
Why, Quentin's a director, you silly guy!
You need to be punished - maybe thrown in a lake?
Nah, let's just go swing you from the ol' gallows high!
« Last Edit: November 22, 2010, 08:51:20 pm by omegatripod »

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #41 on: November 22, 2010, 09:08:33 pm »
But perhaps he will arise back from the dead!
But he will not remember his name, to be sure.
Let's call him Xavier, Terwilliger, or Fred.
(Zombies have rotting brains; all they say is "hurr durr".)

A pet GG zombie, oh what a delight!
But we'd better always do what's right.
So let's take some torches, and we'll light
His rotting corpse on fire tonight!
I came, I saw, I went back to bed.

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #42 on: November 22, 2010, 10:15:33 pm »
Oh my Gackt!
UFO's back?!

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #43 on: November 22, 2010, 10:18:41 pm »
UH WUUUUUUUUUT?! XD
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #44 on: November 22, 2010, 10:38:08 pm »
I came, I saw, I went back to bed.