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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2010, 06:22:05 pm »
Yea my g listen to my bro here
Galactic Warri-ere
He be rockin these beats from out there

This brother Blag
Gives my brain lag

Tryin' to find out what goes on up there
Fills me with fear
Dunno wheth-ere
To ask around here
Or just ignore that s**t like all my otha bros
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2010, 06:24:40 pm »
You've given me Autism, annoying Brat.
Leave this topic, you foolish Gnat!

To me, your just a bug!
So much, it makes me go ugh!

Because of this, you must stop.
Otherwise, I'll make your head spin like a top!

Since when does ugh rhyme with bug? I say you're quite the fool.
And your should be you're, You have the IQ of a handheld tool!

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2010, 06:27:36 pm »
You moron
Is your brain filled with boron?

He used the right word
Now go find a sword
And stick it in your stomach before pulling up-ward
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2010, 07:18:32 pm »
You moron
Is your brain filled with boron?

He used the right word
Now go find a sword
And stick it in your stomach before pulling up-ward

Your implies I own it, You're implies I AM it, silly Child.
Why don't you go take english again, your skills are quite mild!

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2010, 08:07:38 pm »
His grammar is correct
show some respect
no need to correct
what has no defect
you might want to inspect
the grammar you suspect
is so wrong, you insect

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2010, 08:20:20 pm »
His grammar is correct
show some respect
no need to correct
what has no defect
you might want to inspect
the grammar you suspect
is so wrong, you insect

I referenced to Galactic Warrior, can't you see?
You're as annoying as that one invisible bee!

Why, I tell you, today's kids are all idiots, son,
If I were you, I'd please the world, by ending it with a gun!

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2010, 08:29:08 pm »
You silly people all in here,
You try to cover your animosity, but it's clear,
Your rhymes hide nasty little remarks,
That make you seem no nicer than sharks!
It's taking be a while to write this in rhyme,
Really, it's taking a good chunk of time!
But maybe it'd help if I'd just cut loose,
Or then again, we could just stop talking like Dr. Seuss!
Goddamnit kitkat, you make me look late
Come check out The Bino and The Ni'Calls
(Or don't these are old and embarrasing)

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2010, 09:10:16 pm »
His grammar is correct
show some respect
no need to correct
what has no defect
you might want to inspect
the grammar you suspect
is so wrong, you insect

I referenced to Galactic Warrior, can't you see?
You're as annoying as that one invisible bee!

Why, I tell you, today's kids are all idiots, son,
If I were you, I'd please the world, by ending it with a gun!
My brother you are wrong
You think you are so strong
But my brother IamMe
Was also referring to my Galactic G

You gonna own s**t then you better use your
Or else you're gonna end spendin' a bit too much on a whore
Cause your money will be you're money
And people will spend-ya
Nobody will defend-ya
Everybody will just try to take
What you put a stake
On. You better learn English f**ker
Or you will you will pucker
Up to some herpes-ridden whore
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2010, 09:27:14 pm »
"The things that are mine have made things strange."

If you don't know what I am quoting, then your ancient history is surely out of range.

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2010, 12:50:28 pm »
I stumbled upon this absurd thread
and saw the mess within.
It made me wish that you were dead
and so were your next of kin.
And then I wasted precious time
to write this stupid nursury rhyme
But it's the duty of yours and mine
to drown out Blagstar's din.
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2010, 06:16:02 pm »
Yo dawg MartyK
You be downing on us in the US of A
We don't care for your nonsense
Or your incense
You crazy Mexican
Or were you Canadian?
I don't give a sh*t
Just go off and get hit
By a car maybe
Or a falling baby
And you and it both die on impact
'Cause you disrespect
My mad beats and ill rhymes
You make me want to add and times
2 and 2
And punch you blue
You damn Canuck
You suck
At makin' beats
And eatin' meats
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2010, 06:18:36 pm »
Dammit, I'm out-classed here. I can't keep up with all this.
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2010, 06:25:40 pm »
Disclaimer: I have nothing against Canadians or Mexicans
Only Mexican'ts get hate
In this debate
But Puerto Ricans
Baaaah
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2010, 06:31:13 pm »
Badger, your rhymes suck.
Can't beat me, you're out of luck.
Haiku, motherf**k.
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2010, 06:47:30 pm »
for my satisfaction
of getting up in this action
I'ma rhyme the rhymes
to keep up with the times
you guys are moving too fast
it's like a blast to the past
up the ass
everytime I look at the mast
of this ship you're sailing
this OP you're maiming
he was meming too hard for you guys to handle
so you got as tough as Jesus's sandle
anyways back to the point
you guys toking this joint of creativity
that be about as real as my computer's organicity
you guys are ****
and I burn you with my wit
watch as a take a kit
and perform surgery on your fit, lit, ****in tit
of creativity.

WORD.

(That was the worst thing I've ever written.)
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