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Offline omegatripod

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #75 on: February 15, 2011, 11:19:58 pm »
Silver plus tin and Cadillacs
Goin' to scuttle the dirty tracks
You take the corn and gimme the husk
Drown all my troubles from dawn 'till dusk

Stop for a fortnight, consider this:
She is afoot and he is amiss
Nitrogen paints my face in red
See all the mollusks heading to bed

Weather's nice today
Jump into the fray
Fire the death ray
Ernest Hemingway

Running to catch refrigerators
Billions buying, won't have taters
The cook is sad, he can't make pork
Scoop up the spoon and flick out the fork

Gurgling gowns adorn the walls
Rejuvenate these sacred halls
You start to suspect a paradox
But Father Mojo puts it back in the box

Weather's nice today
Jump into the fray
Fire the death ray
Ernest Hemingway

Grab the turban, victory dance
I escaped, but it got my pants
Somebody lends a helping hand:
The Commanding Commander of the Commando Command

Concrete candy fills a cloud
Jump a candle, somewhat loud
Roping the rain so slim and lithe
Worms in your brain now bulge and writhe

Weather's nice today
Jump into the fray
Fire the death ray
Ernest Hemingway

Go forth, my son. Say goodbye.
Don't bite the curb, just pray and cry.
Walk the line of padded brick.
Forgive the fire, he isn't sick.

Weather's nice today
Jump into the fray
Fire the death ray
Ernest Hemingway

Weather's nice today
Jump into the fray
Fire the death ray
Ernest Hemingway

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #76 on: February 15, 2011, 11:29:14 pm »
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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #77 on: February 17, 2011, 10:25:20 pm »
I saw a film today, oh boy
The English Army had just run away
A crowd of people was delayed
But I just had to pray
Lordy lord how many folks can go to France and actually stay?
I'd love to turn you on,
Microwave, gonna get get me popcorn popping on


Woke up, beaten by a cop
Dragged me 'round and I wanted to stop
Found my way to the garbage cans and threw up
Looking up, I saw some other bums
(heavy breathing)
Found that I really needed to crap
But I also really wanted to nap
Found my way to the sidewalk and laid down
Crapped and napped, same time, middle of town


Aaaaaah, aah aah aaaah.
Aaaaaahaaaa aaaaaaaaah aaah ahh ahhh
Ah-aah
(repeat)
I came, I saw, I went back to bed.

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #78 on: February 17, 2011, 10:46:55 pm »
What's wrong with your head?
I mean, what you just said
Really belongs in a music thread!
It's rhyme time!

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #79 on: March 12, 2011, 11:30:04 pm »
Why is your rhyme so convoluted,
you should have consulted,
that affable man, from that country iran, guess he'd have a plan,
he's not pragmatic, won't give you no static, he'll act all calm and tell you to bomb,
that place called America, because the girl named Ericka, broke his heart when she decided to part,
and she left him,  which made him so grim, well i guess he's dim, cuz he thought he'd get away with it
now he's in a pit, getting hit, by the government. testing his wit and making him squint.
Well i guess his advice, was no dice, he's fooled me twice, and thats my vice,
I forgot to say, about this man, is he likes to ban, and's not from iran,
but instead a powermad admin, whos job is to ban men,
 but sometimes he decides to take sides, and follow no guides and ban me
for talking of fun dip in irc
His name ryhmes with geo or rio, give you a hint, it isn't leo
he is a grump, or more likely a chump, who goes thump thump.
he's got power he abuses, and misuses if he chooses
does whatever he want, cuz he tries to flaunt his power
which is abundant but not worth a cent or enough to make rent,
so he's wasting his time, because i'll be back eventually

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #80 on: March 13, 2011, 12:51:59 am »
Actually, I believe it's Iran
as in, "the last syllable rhymes with dawn."

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #81 on: March 13, 2011, 09:53:08 am »
tomato tomato,
potato potato
(emphasizing the different pronunciations of the words)

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #82 on: April 15, 2011, 01:27:50 pm »
Reading some of my older posts,
filled with rage and "zombie goasts,"
I sit here and I wonder why
it's been so long since I stopped by.

Of course, the truth of the matter is
that he who knows, the floor is his.
Who are you again and why in the world would you expect anything resembling rationality or civility in youtube comments?

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #83 on: April 15, 2011, 02:14:24 pm »
This topic is actually quite silly.
Come here lad, I shall give you a wet willy.
I am bloody FASHIONABLE eagle!1!

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #84 on: April 18, 2011, 06:03:10 pm »
No how sir
I reject your offer
And run off in a blur
To meet with her
The old lurker
It's too cold brrr
Need a coat of fur
It's not de jure
But I'm no juror
In the city of Ur
You nasty cur
Whaddaya want fer
It?
I came, I saw, I went back to bed.

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Re: The topic where people post in Rhymes.
« Reply #85 on: May 12, 2011, 01:13:38 pm »
What is this concept, this speech renovation?
I have my doubts, concerns, reservations,
And really can't stand this idea's damned creation.

And now that I've finished
My maniacal rant,
I'd like to stop rhyming...
But sadly, I can't.

****, you nitwit!