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The Club-Tail Saga: Fall of the Beast
« on: September 26, 2010, 05:34:28 pm »
While Irbilika and his caravan went to investigate Baluvar, the task of containing the waterbug threat was left to the crew of the Heavy Heart and the forces of the Space Union...


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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Fall of the Beast
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2010, 06:36:45 pm »
In one of the small towns where a Stellar Republic Marine unit was garrisoned, all was quiet. The town was going about it's usual business even with the Marines patrolling. That was when the alarm went off. Dozens of waterbugs swarmed out of the water from the nearby ocean. The Marines quickly took their positions and opened fire on the approaching horde before they were even 1000 meters away.

Hypersonic spikes ripped into the enormous creatures, tearing limbs off and generally butchering them. But another always took it's place. When the waterbugs were 500 meters away, the few Type-2 Centaur-class IFVs rolled into position and opened fire with their plasma repeaters, bolts of blue/white plasma slammed into the waterbugs, filling the air with the smell of burnt flesh. At 300 meters, the last waterbug fell in a bloodied, burnt, hole-riddled mess. The Marine commander reported what happened to the General at the local Space Union embassy.
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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Fall of the Beast
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2010, 07:32:23 pm »
"Sir, it's Kuuruk again." Said a young intern, fresh to the biz and in a noncombatant job to mooch college cred. "God dammit!" Exasperated the General." Kuruuk, Kuruuk, Kuuruk! Terrosist giant bugs rough nations they DO know that they shouldn't have the disaster rate of a vleaping comic book right?" "*sigh*" "What's the situation ensign?" he bellowed. "The insects sir, it seems they're off the reservation." "Can't we get someone else to do it?" "There's a Galdeen battalion stationed at the base of the tower, sir. " "Good, call them to clean up this mess, wake me up if something needs to be nuked." And with that, he took his sedatives and was off.

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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Fall of the Beast
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2010, 02:36:36 pm »
Mlirku and the rest of the Heavy Heart's crew had arrived at the battalion's coordinates in their land vehicle.
"So, what do we-"
At that moment, the sensors indicated yet ANOTHER group of waterbugs attacking.
"For crying out loud! What is WRONG with this planet!?"
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2010, 03:13:35 pm »
"You tell us!" A Galdeen soldier yelled as he ran to take his position.
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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Fall of the Beast
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2010, 03:19:40 pm »
"Well, maybe it has something to do with being the only inhabited planet in a 3-lightyear radius. Isn't Gaileen, like, 10 lightyears from here, bler? Anyway, somebody get me the cannon from the trunk, bler!"
Her teammates were very quick in strapping the cannon to her. They then opened fire on the waterbugs while the cannon charged. There were some disadvantages to using a hydraulic system to launch napalm.
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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2010, 06:58:54 am »
"I thought we were fifty light-years away from the Xando System." Another soldier yelled as he and another trooper set up a plasma repeater. It was quickly set up and in no time it started throwing super-heated green bolts of plasma into the advancing horde. The rest of the Galdeen part of the battle line joined in as they fired their railguns or plasma cannons.
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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Fall of the Beast
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2010, 07:24:28 am »
"Well, I really have no idea. Anyway..."
Mlirku's cannon fired the napalm at the water bug. Now that it was on fire and being hit constantly, it was only a matter of time before the bug went down. And the next one, and the one after that. The threat was cleared... for now.

It was about at this time that the caravan arrived in Baluvar. The people of the border towns were amazed to see such wealth and splendor. By the time they arrived in the capital, many had followed behind them, hoping to see something amazing.
"So, this is the President's office." remarked Irbilika. "Looks rather dreary, if you ask me."
"You don't know the half of it, brother."
Just then, everyone turned around and saw President Dorum Falthus climbing up the steps of the minimalist building.
"There's no way. I'm an only child!" exclaimed the surprised king.
"By your mother, maybe. It's a long story that I'd like to tell you inside."
« Last Edit: October 11, 2010, 01:28:13 pm by Dr.Octagonapus »
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