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It's An Alien Invasion.
« on: September 23, 2010, 05:20:18 pm »
It's exactly two years in the future and aliens have landed on Earth. What do you do? Comfort your freinds and family? Reexamine your spirituality? Wrong! You post about it on an internet gaming forum! Welcome to "It's An Alien Invasion!" The Alt-Reality game in which we post exactly as we would if aliens invaded during a normal day at gaming steve. Its in real time and all details are made up on the fly! Have fun!





Oh my god guys! Turn on the Tv! Now! ALIENS I'm so exicted!



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Re: It's An Alien Invasion.
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2010, 05:36:26 pm »
I knew it! I knew this was going to happen at some point! The ones I saw look kind like Smurfs for some unknown reason. They want to turn Earth into a Sugar Bowl.
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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2010, 05:45:11 pm »
I saw them to! What do you think they'll give us?

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Re: It's An Alien Invasion.
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2010, 05:46:26 pm »
A disease? Anal probes? NEUROCYTES?
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Re: It's An Alien Invasion.
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2010, 05:47:28 pm »
What is this? Vegas?

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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2010, 05:48:23 pm »
No its Miami!
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Re: It's An Alien Invasion.
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2010, 05:57:05 pm »
Oh no... Bosnia/Herzegovina just went back on the map, and it's now a land of auroras of bright, cheesy colors and sugar and sparkles. My eyes burn at the mere thought of it.
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2010, 06:02:38 pm »
What the hell! How did that happen in seventeen minutes?!

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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2010, 06:05:21 pm »
Well, it's a small country, plus they probably used mind control and painted smilies on everyone's souls. Oh, and Care Bare Stares. Speaking of which, that's what their robots look like... *shudders*
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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2010, 06:17:12 pm »
I concur. Knees do NOT work that way.

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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2010, 12:18:43 pm »
Dangit, they got Sweden!
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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2010, 12:33:35 pm »
We're all going to die!

Oh wait, it's just sweden, never mind.

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Re: It's An Alien Invasion.
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2010, 09:58:58 am »
But Notch lives in sweden... that means no minecraft updates.

Well, anyway, me gonna check out that 3-km wide spaceship above my house.

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« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2010, 12:36:22 pm »
Oh, there'll be Minecraft updates, they'll just be entirely kid-friendly. That means no more lava falls or burning cities.

...dangit, they got America! I'm holed up in my bunker, hoping the resistance finds me in time for an evac!
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« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2010, 01:02:23 pm »
It's amazing this all happened so IMPOSSIBLY FAST.

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« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2010, 02:11:54 pm »
You know the worst part? It's actually been about 6 months since this started, but it feels like a week! Also, UK news channels are awesome. What's this? More aliens are coming, they say? OK, then. Oh, look, China just shot down a UFO. Hope it's not one of the Smurf aliens', or else they're next.
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« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2010, 02:13:30 pm »
WWIII here we come.

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« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2010, 11:00:26 pm »
WWIII here we come.
Given the massive technological gap, it would be more along the lines of The Seven Hour War.

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Re: It's An Alien Invasion.
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2010, 08:35:53 am »
Nah, they're to weak-kneed to go all out, they'd probablly just play Earth like we did 'Nam and Korea. With us as the "South" and China as the "North."


Hmm North Earth, I like the sound of that.

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« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2010, 08:56:37 am »
Nah. They'll try to win us over through sweets and love. When that doesn't work, they'll use their technology to FORCE us to be happy. I'm hoping those other aliens that just showed up are hostile to these guys. Speaking of which, the new guys apparently look like the Trolls from Homestuck. Wierd.
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« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2010, 07:33:49 am »
Weirdest invasion ever is what I say.
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« Reply #21 on: September 28, 2010, 07:23:07 pm »
I know, right? I'm currently trying to make the aliens that just showed up lose The Game.
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Re: It's An Alien Invasion.
« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2010, 05:55:59 am »
Damn.. the aliens started making spendng cuts to the national budget!

We are all condemned to die and starve to death and kill everyone!

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« Reply #23 on: October 26, 2010, 07:32:55 am »
Now thats not good...
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« Reply #24 on: October 26, 2010, 08:08:24 am »
The news say they got France and they're moving south.. Were thinking about going to Africa because England's shut. And the beeches have turned green...
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« Reply #25 on: October 26, 2010, 09:17:08 am »
If we're all screwed, I suggest we go hide somewhere. I have a book on how to survive the zombie apocalypse, and it tells about good areas to build a base/hideout at. We could use that info to make a hideout. Definitely not a cold area like a tundra or arctic region, they would see our thermal signatures. I say we hide in the mountains. What about you guys?
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« Reply #26 on: October 27, 2010, 06:20:06 am »
Where still listing to the government. The Spanish Government is still at least sane. We've created a convoy out of us, our uncle/cousins and granddads and  where heading to Africa! News say that a strange robot was dropped down in Madrid but it was destroyed quickly. Madrid has changed, a lot. Half of our town has gone to Madrid and it's turned into an armored fortress.
England has totally shut down. I had a last legal video call to my cousins...

The beaches have now turned blue and the fish have grown 3 eyes etc ???
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« Reply #27 on: October 27, 2010, 04:06:19 pm »
I'm now in Mongolia. I'll make my way south to China on foot to avoid suspicion. After that, I'll catch a boat to South Korea. If Yuu really does live there, I could possibly move in with him. Yeah, Karakorum is pretty cool. You should see the monuments. If SK goes down, I'll be on my way to the Himalayas. Well, see you guys soon.
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« Reply #28 on: October 27, 2010, 05:08:23 pm »
I'm already hiding in the Himalayas now. I found this nice hidden cave which I made my hideout in, got enough room in here to keep around a dozen people. Its kinda lonely in here with just me and my cat though...

You guys are welcome to come here if you want. Already installed the sliding boulder to hide the entrance.
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« Reply #29 on: October 28, 2010, 06:17:06 am »
We've moved out to Africa. Actually there's an official European evacuation to South Africa. Our convoy joined up with refuge camp and we now live on the road with that huge metal disk on the horizon...

Edit: Have you seen what happened to Australia! It's friggen disappeared! There's no news, no trade even all the images and sites about it (even animal info) has gone from the internet! 
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« Reply #30 on: October 28, 2010, 06:24:31 am »
Yeah, my cat told me about it. Almost like its been erased from time, but my cat says otherwise. He says they likely used a mass teleport and used a virus to delete the data on the Internet. He says hes likely right on the dot with how the data got deleted, but hes not too sure about his teleport theory since he doesn't have his new lab up and running yet.

And don't ask how my cat can do these things. Please god don't.
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« Reply #31 on: October 28, 2010, 05:04:24 pm »
I'M ASKING ANYWAY!!! How does your cat do these things?

Anyway, they're invading Karakorum. There's double rainbows blocking the sun now, and I'm on the first vehicle out of here, which happens to be a horse. GW, be sure to save me a bathroom, because if I've used it, you don't want to.
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« Reply #32 on: October 28, 2010, 05:32:26 pm »
I have no idea...

As for the bathroom part, you'll be able to have your own room! What I didn't say when I said this cave could hold a dozen people, I also meant to say comfortably. Oh, and we got the place sealed, so we finally have the heater on right now and we now have a wireless link to the Internet. Looks like its chaos out there...
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« Reply #33 on: October 28, 2010, 07:51:20 pm »
Oh, thank goodness. I was worried that something would go horribly wrong. Just left Karakorum, posting from some guy's laptop. I heard they're getting notes in Zimbabwe. Apparently, the entire continent of Africa is next. Oh, sure, that doesn't remind me of anything...

Anyway... Singapore is gone. Poof. Off the map. Tomorrow it'll be sunshine and rainbows. You want to know why I don't like these invaders? The places they take? There's no free will. It's sugar bowls everywhere, and that isn't right! The thing that makes us human is that we have the freedom to be total jerks to everyone around us! We are one of the few species that is known to envy the possessions of others.
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« Reply #34 on: October 28, 2010, 08:35:55 pm »
Hmm... We're likely gonna need to find a place to hide off planet soon... My cat has a idea, he may just be able to-

Africa just went off the map! Damn, they did it was earlier than I thought!
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« Reply #35 on: October 29, 2010, 06:20:37 am »
Hello? Does the internet still work? I was on Africa...

                                                                                                                                                                   

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« Reply #36 on: October 29, 2010, 06:37:35 am »
Uh-oh... Octagonapus, we may have a problem...
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« Reply #37 on: October 29, 2010, 12:06:41 pm »
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« Reply #38 on: October 29, 2010, 03:57:04 pm »
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

We need to get out of here. Now. It'll take months, but I got some blueprints for a Gummi Ship. I thought those things only existed in Kingdom Hearts. Huh.

Anyway, we gotta get off-planet. Your base isn't safe, GW. They've been listening in on the conversations. However, I've been able to get them blocked from the site. They won't know that we're onto them until it's too late.

DANGIT, THEY GOT CHINA TOO!
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« Reply #39 on: October 29, 2010, 10:36:58 pm »
Damn! I have no idea what a gummi ship is though, but my cat has already drawn up plans for a ship to get us off Earth. Have you ever seen a Trader Emergency Coalition Capital Ship?? Well, my cat got a idea for using that very ship as a escape ship. He could've thought up a ship himself, but apparently, he was a bit lazy when he was thinking...

Anyway, he be constructing the ship in the valley outside the cave and he'll hide the construction via active camouflage netting and hacking any satellites and alien ships that are overhead.

Also, Lush, you're being a bit quiet. You get teleported too?
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« Reply #40 on: October 30, 2010, 02:33:31 am »
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« Reply #41 on: October 30, 2010, 06:18:06 am »
I brought some parts for the ship! I borrowed some tourist's rocket launcher to blow up an alien ship that was about to land near here. Why are tourists carrying weapons? So, what can you do with as much Iron as I could carry in my backpack? That is, 23 pounds.
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« Reply #42 on: October 30, 2010, 07:14:41 am »
Frame is up and several compartments are being constructed now. We also have alien movement up in orbit. They're trying to take a look at what we're doing here, but thankfully, we're jamming it's sensor arrays.
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« Reply #43 on: October 30, 2010, 10:21:16 am »
Whoa, I blacked out for...*checks last post which makes sense*  a day? I'm in.. ?
I woke up in some desert with a white box with me and inside was a laptop with internet.
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« Reply #44 on: December 07, 2010, 10:21:57 am »
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