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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Crisis on Kuuruk
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2010, 03:50:51 pm »
"Righty-o daddyo. Six million fried lizards extra cripsy, remember if your genocide occurs in over 30 minutes you get a 50% discount on your next WMD thank you for shopping at Space Union, kicking ass for the little fuy since 67"

After doing a flybly over to the capital of Kiriabulu the admiral gave a message.

//Attention all punk-ass Kirabulans, if you don't want to wind up as cosmic flatulence, I suggest you all get to stepping and tell your leaders to nix buckin in our faces as well as dropping all your glocks to Space Union supervision. You have until by sitcom rerun is done to punk out or I WILL go GWII on your asses. PEACE//

"Sigh, I love a good strongarming, better get the popcorn."

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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Crisis on Kuuruk
« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2010, 04:24:32 pm »
Nirbalu, Grand Temple of Mount Druvis

The High Priest of the Flame had heard the message. While he was wetting himself, Nirbalu's secular leader agreed on one thing: that it was time to take the country for themselves.
The one to make the announcement was Treasurer Limik. With a sly smirk on her face, she said,
"Well now, it looks like you've gotten us into yet another mess. I think we don't want a third crisis like this, now do we?"
"NO! PLEASE! DOES NOT THE FIRE BURN WITHIN YOU!?"
"I'm afraid not. Now say hello to your little flame-god for me. <3"
She then shot him. With that, the rest was easy.
//This is Treasurer Limik. I'll be happy to acede to your demands. We let this idiot run the place for far too long.//
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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Crisis on Kuuruk
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2010, 05:26:36 pm »
Several squadrons of Galdeen Marines atmospheric craft flew over Kiriabulu, ready to bomb every Nirbalu military base in the city in plasma fire if they attempt to attack either them or the Space Union starship. Galdeen army units surrounded the city, rail guns and plasma cannons aimed and ready to siege them if necessary.
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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Crisis on Kuuruk
« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2010, 05:46:57 pm »
Walls of Kiriabulu

"No, don't fire the turrets! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE- DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!"
Limik was having a hard time keeping the soldiers under control. Her plan was almost complete. It was all going well so far. Get Nirbalu blown to smithereens, work her way up through Kabalu's chain of command, and get close enough to Irbilika to... no. She couldn't afford to dream that far ahead yet. Right now, she had to prevent a genocide. But she was too late, as the sound of turrets flared up on the other side of the wall. Knowing that she was dead if she stayed, Limik got in her transport and fled for the nearest border town. There would be no escape within the walls.
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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Crisis on Kuuruk
« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2010, 06:13:18 pm »
//That's it! My sisiter-in-law's down there!//


With an air of unusual solemity the order was given.

//Fire the cannon, evacuate all allied craft impact imminent in two minutes!//

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« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2010, 06:55:27 pm »
The Marines' aircraft were capable of leaving the city within five seconds, so in the time they have been given from the Space Union ship, they bombed every military base in the city with their plasma cannons.

The Army units attacked the city, unfortunately, they had no experience attempting a siege of a city that was more than capable of holding out. The Galdeen Army started using a mixture of local and ancient Galieen siege tactics, and from the eyes of a experienced general like Kralik, the tactics needed some work, but was still proving useful at the moment. The troopers taking cover behind fallen logs and taking pot-shots at the enemy soldiers on the walls while the tanks used their rail and plasma cannons to destroy anti-vehicle turrets

When it was ten seconds away from when the Union ship would fire, the Marine aircraft engaged their afterburners and boosted out of the city. Ground soldiers took cover behind any cover they could find.
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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Crisis on Kuuruk
« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2010, 07:20:55 pm »
KABOOM!!!
The city of Kiriabulu, once so proud, was in ruins. Limik had escaped the city itself, but had not taken into account the range of the strike. She writhed in pain, slowly, as a small group of merchants looked in shock at the destruction.
"Well, there go our profits."
Anyone in Nirbalu could say the same.

Three days later...

The time had come for the division of Nirbalu's existing territory. There were two parties that could benefit: The Space Union and the Rimlis tribe of the central grasslands. Their ancestral home had recently been taken by Nirbalu, and they wanted it back. Irbilika wished to take the coastal deserts for his country, while giving the inland farmland to his friends in the Space Union. On the site of the ruined capital, a base of communications and correspondence was to be placed.
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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Crisis on Kuuruk
« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2010, 07:42:24 pm »
Galdeen engineers and architects that had arrived from the Galdeen homeworld requested King Irbilika and the Space Union if they could assist in the city's reconstruction and if allowed, construct a orbital elevator that would benefit Kuuruk and the Space Union and it's members greatly.
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« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2010, 07:48:43 pm »
The approval notice was sent almost instantly. However, Irbilika had one last request for now.
"Now that this business is conducted, I would like to end this war. There's too much at stake here. Now, Baluvar is in a bit of a bind. Its council declared war on us, but I did recieve intelligence that one member voted against the motion. From what I heard, his name is... DORUM FALTHUS. I don't know how he managed to obtain the royal family's name, but I will be needing assistance on this matter. I would like to seek him out myself, which means that someone in this room is going to have to run things while I'm gone. Any suggestions?"
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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Crisis on Kuuruk
« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2010, 07:55:47 pm »
"You may want to take escorts with you your highness," General Kralik said. The Galdeen Ambassador Geeni nodded and said, "The general is right, I suggest you take a pair of our marines with you. If this nation-state is hostile to us, you may want to be careful. Take one of our shield units with you, it may come in handy."
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« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2010, 08:15:55 pm »
"I second that notion." Stated Nymeidiam diplomat and Space Union Visiser Rayyaall KathUUk. "I also may add that this recently vacated territory may serve as an answer to our local sea-beast problem." He then brought up a holographic display. "The reserve would be a copressed version of the net cities already planned to be placed for the colonists of the recently avaible wastes that cover most of this world." He changed the map again integrating the orbital elevator." This city very well could serve as the capital of Space Union activities. As for your escort I suggest Mr. M." As if one cue a burly Nymedian of a hight f 5'5" entered the roomn he was a very dark green almost pine colour and he wore a large pair of sunglassn which would normally look quit ludicorus on a one-eyed being, but was somehow managed to be pulled off. May I Be?" "Of assistance!" The diplomat nervously interjected. "Mr. M here will take all your questions I have a meeting with a certain Alien Flett commander, todaloo!" And with that he slunked out the door-hole instaled in the base for Nymedians.

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« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2010, 08:41:07 pm »
"I'll never get how they became so technologically advance when they act like that and who said we were going to construct a zoo for those bugs," Kralik sighed. "Anyway, we just received reinforcements from Gakilos. We now have enough troops to protect every city and town. As for villages, we'll evacuate them to the cities. We'll handle this while your gone your highness."
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« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2010, 02:42:45 pm »
"Agreed. By the way, I left some pie in the pantry. It's down the hall, second door on your left. But there's only one Ggrk pie, you might want to try and get that before anybody else does..."
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« Reply #28 on: September 06, 2010, 11:40:35 am »
A pair of marines approached King Irbilika.

"Your highness, we were sent by General Kralik to protect you when you go into Baluvar. We were also ordered to give you this." The marine pulled out a foot-wide metal cylinder with glowing lines on it. "This is a personnel cold plasma shield unit. It will hold up to three hits from one of our plasma cannons. Even more against local weaponry. As for our transportation, we have a Raptor to move around in." He pointed to a Galdeen marine air vehicle nearby.
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« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2010, 01:22:51 pm »
"Thank you," Irbilika said, "and here."
He handed them a small device of unknown origin and function.
"Our scientists have not been able to reverse-engineer it. However, it was found in the ruins, so it must do something. Perhaps your people will have better luck."
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