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The Club-Tail Saga: Crisis on Kuuruk
« on: August 28, 2010, 10:19:32 pm »
It was just another day for the xenobiologists of the Heavy Heart. As the crew returned home, there were obvious differences between them.

Mlirku Rabay, the team's leader, was a female of about 32. She was headstrong, and tended to punctuate her sentences with "-bler." She looked over at her second-in-command, a younger female named Syhiru Mallid. She was shy, and uncomfortable around most of the others. In addition, there were the twin brothers, Miid and Pa'kk Dramis. The two of them were the least dedicated members of the team. However, they all had the same look on their face. It should have, of course, because of what they had just seen. Right before their eyes, there was a large, semi-terrestrial icthyo-arthropod... that had emerged from an underground lake. And it was trying to eat their ship. According to news reports, there were more of these things.


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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Crisis on Kuuruk
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2010, 07:01:34 am »
The Galdeen Army, after hearing reports of large creatures emerging from lakes and coastlines, had diverted troops and vehicles to protect as many towns and cities as possible. The one in charge of the Galdeen ground forces on Kuuruk was General Kraik. Reports were starting to trickle in on his forces opening fire on these on one of these creatures that had attempted to attack a town.

Kraik watched his tactical map in his Type-3 Mobile Command Vehicle as icons showing enemy contact appearing all over the region map.

"What is going on," He muttered.
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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2010, 07:11:09 am »
"Quick, get me Genral Kraik!" Mlirku muttered. Immediately, a communication device was thrown to her.
//This is Mlirku Rabay of the Heavy Heart. We have recently returned to find these creatures rampaging here. We believe they have attacked due to environmental damage. During the wars, many of the caverns that kept them trapped inside were used as bases or excavated. Now, someone is most likely tampering with their natural habitat, and the creatures are retaliating!//
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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2010, 07:21:29 am »
Kraik pressed a button that allowed him to reply.

"Acknowledged. Lets find that someone and quickly, I don't have enough troops on this world to protect every town and village. Do you think some Nirbalu fanatics have something to do with this?"
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« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2010, 07:54:28 am »
//Most likely. We'll report back to you when we have more information.//
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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Crisis on Kuuruk
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2010, 05:06:08 am »
Getting the signal, Space Union Dipithong BattleCruiser Nine, costing the arean responded with a call.

//All right guvnuhs! What's the sitch here? I gotta nix this sticky wicket before my programs on the telley come on, word?//

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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Crisis on Kuuruk
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2010, 02:27:59 pm »
//Well, there seems to be a problem with the wildlife, bler. Some of the icthyo-arthropods have been driven from their homes, and now they're rampaging, bler! I don't know what to-//
Before she could finish her sentence, Mlirku was knocked onto her side by a glancing blow. That's when she saw the Nirbalu troops headed towards her group. Quickly, they all searched for and found a transport. Heading toward General Kraik's location, they managed to turn the Nirbalu forces away with the transport's guns. Ever since the fateful day the Galdeen and Quroche arrived three years prior, Kabalu had taken to refitting its transports with railguns. It was a VERY good idea. Miid and Pa'kk reestablished contact, allowing Mlirku to speak.
//I don't know what to do about these creatures! My guess is that they were driven out by the same forces we were just attacked by, bler!//
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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Crisis on Kuuruk
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2010, 03:00:09 pm »
"Well then old DAWG this answer is obvius, just take out what's pushing them in your turf ya heard?" "As for the animals leave it to me. I grew up in the forresr of Gallitheria no scaly fish is goanna punk THIS juggalette. FIRE ON THE ANIMALS!"

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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Crisis on Kuuruk
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2010, 07:26:11 pm »
"Who were you attacked by?" Kralik asked, then railgun fire was heard outside his MCV. He moved to the viewing area of the bridge and saw Nirbalu forces attacking the Galdeen base he was in, Firebase Alpha. The Nirbalu forces had only a few vehicles and only one of those had a railgun on it that was likely stolen.

Even though locally made railguns are weaker than the Galdeen versions, they're still a threat to light armored vehicles and infantry, so the Nirbalu tank was already a smoking wreck. The rest of the attacking forces were dispatched quickly, it wasn't like the remainder of the Nirbalu military changed in the last 3 Kuuruk-standard years.

The General walked back to the holo tank in the middle of the bridge after the last Nirbalu troops were either killed or taken prisoner. There were no causalities "We were just attacked by Nirbalu troops, I thought they were defeated years ago in combination of our ground troops and a Union ship."
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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Crisis on Kuuruk
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2010, 07:51:29 pm »
"Aww HElL NAW!" Screeched the Battalion Leader "We'll have to crump this mess, somebody wire me to the High Command and see if it's all grovvy if I open up a can of whop ass on these cats with a little orbital bombardment." Fool me once...

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« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2010, 08:13:31 pm »
"Which one? Kabalu's, Interstellar Space Navy's, or Union's?" He asked as he tapped in the keys that would allow him to contact any of the three on the subspace comm system.
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« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2010, 08:38:46 pm »
"I'm not sure about that daddy." Replied the captain. "The current WMD regulations would require GPA oversight but because there's a clear and present danger by a foreign party the shooting orders lie with the lowest represented unit. Brb." After a quick search he gained an answer. "That's Kabalu so get the lizards on the comms so we can powwow and sling this ding, you feel me?"

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« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2010, 08:43:21 pm »
Kralik sighed, the Space Union may be more technologically, but they didn't take things seriously. "Alright, connecting..." He waited until a light turned blue, showing the connection was secure. "Kabalu military command, this General Kralik. Do you read me? Over."
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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Crisis on Kuuruk
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2010, 08:52:06 pm »
"These are the guys bailing your scally hides out of yet another mess in the spirirt of brotherhood and fairplay. Right now I need permission to law down the smack down on the player haters who've been up in your gril. Now you wanna unleash the beast or not?"

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Re: The Club-Tail Saga: Crisis on Kuuruk
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2010, 02:23:36 pm »
Kabalu, Nirulimuka, War Hall

The leaders of Kabalu's military were gathered once again. They had not expected Nirbalu to attack again, and the uproar was nearing a fever pitch when the messages came through. There was a slight pause, but the vote was unanimous.
"Alright. BLOW THEM ALL UP! We don't care WHAT you use, just go!"
They then realized how they had all spoken in unison.
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