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Re: It's An Alien Invasion!
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2010, 06:43:22 pm »
I suppose this would happen eventually, anyway I'm watching the minutes count down until HL2:Episode 3 is unlocked.
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Re: It's An Alien Invasion!
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2010, 06:56:02 pm »
Holy crap, right after I posted earlier, I got abducted! Those aliens are cool! I don't know why the media calls it an invasion, they're really nice people. They said that they were feeling a little alone in the galaxy, so set out to find other life, and found us. Apparently they like some of the same things as us: Mind-numbing video entertainment, food and drinks loaded with much more sugar than is necessary, amusement parks, ect. They must have been watching us for a while, they spoke some English, but some translation was still necessary. They explained their reason for interacting with some of us on the board specifically. The particular alien that said this was named Farnir, or something like that. He said:
"We had picked up your board for usage of education about the habits of you Earthians. It has proved quite fruitful, and we have sended gifts to all-well, most-well, actually, only a couple- of the members of sayed plank. As to why we introduced usselves to you of all persons? Well, we not know exactly." -Farnir
As you can see, their English needs some work. They said they would get me again sometime before next Sunday.
I'm actually looking forward to it.

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Re: It's An Alien Invasion!
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2010, 07:49:14 pm »
Guys I got one of there quantum videogames. Its worse than drugs. I think I might have a problem. The only reason I'm not playing now is that it drained all the power in the complex when I turned it on. My cells running out of juice. Did they hit the White House yet?

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Re: It's An Alien Invasion!
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2010, 08:27:02 pm »
Yeah, they gave me one too, except it had a pair of quantum batteries. Strangely, it only had a slot for one. Perhaps I got your battery by mistake?

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Re: It's An Alien Invasion!
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2010, 09:24:26 pm »
I don't know, but I'm seriously relapsing man. How're going this long without a fix?

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Re: It's An Alien Invasion!
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2010, 10:04:42 pm »
I'll mail you the other battery, calm down! :P
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Re: It's An Alien Invasion!
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2010, 11:00:31 pm »
Yo, guys, check the news.

Looks like they wanna lease out the moon for a while to put up a relay station there for some kind of galactic internet.

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Re: It's An Alien Invasion!
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2010, 11:08:02 pm »
Really!?! They made full-scale planetary contact? Why have I not been informed!?! WHY!?!?!?!?! :P

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Re: It's An Alien Invasion!
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2010, 12:29:33 am »
Lay off of the videogames for a while and you'll see why.  :P


In any case, you should really check out the brochures of some of their ISPs. Pretty sweet deals, they have.

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Re: It's An Alien Invasion!
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2010, 03:57:04 am »
Did people see those protests in America? They're calling them devils.

Anybody else finding them inexplicably hot?

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Re: It's An Alien Invasion!
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2010, 04:17:40 am »
I guess they're okay.

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Re: It's An Alien Invasion!
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2010, 05:36:23 am »
Looks like they wanna lease out the moon for a while to put up a relay station there for some kind of galactic internet.

Is it called the Quantum Internet? Or Quantum Network? 'Cause the way they overuse the word "quantum" is really starting to bug me.
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Re: It's An Alien Invasion!
« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2010, 09:14:32 am »
Yeah, everything is quantum with these guys. :P But why did I just see one of their ships fly by with a giant laser cannon looking thing?

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Re: It's An Alien Invasion!
« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2010, 09:19:11 am »
Hey, its the internet, if somebody didn't find pink tentacle arousing.

And while I wouldn't call them devils, they did peddle there quantum alien space crack.

LOL, check out there wikipedia page.

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Re: It's An Alien Invasion!
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2010, 11:01:05 am »
Hey guys, they gave me these purple leaf.... I wonder what it is. *puts in pipe, lights*

Oh man, theres ****ing miracles everywhere.

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