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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2010, 12:57:26 pm »
I join them with a guitar. I play gentle music as the sky darkens.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2010, 01:26:40 pm »
I suddenly appear from Yukari's gap, brining everyone in Gensokyo with me. We proceed to shoot INSANE levels of Danmaku. By the way, I enlisted Giygas, Robotnik, and Ronald McDonald on my way here. I use these to defend the peaceful trio and then claim the hill for EAGLELAND.

All your hill are belong to U.S.

Who are you again and why in the world would you expect anything resembling rationality or civility in youtube comments?

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2010, 05:48:07 pm »
I buy out the U.S. using insane amounts of money I got from the League of Ruling Companies, which is basically just a front for my own company, C Industries.

I then proceed to give away some stocks to Great Distance, Flisch and Clarke.

This is OUR hill!

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2010, 06:33:59 pm »
But since I ALREADY bought out the US the takeover gives me a controling interest in the LRC and thud by extension, the Hill.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2010, 06:39:50 pm »
I hire several top-ranking Collared NEXTs [read: giant supersonic robots] to assassinate you.

They did marvelously.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2010, 06:44:20 pm »
I use my 200 Billion Dollar Lazarus Device to bring me back two years later. The cost crashes the Global (read: LRC) Economy and you go bankrupt. I walk on the now Balkanized Hill.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2010, 06:47:07 pm »
I fire a tachyon proton cannon large enough to destroy south dakota from orbit eradicating every single atom on and around the hill


I roll out some astro turf on the scorched ground and proceed to plant my buttock on my new throne atop the charred hill

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2010, 07:07:19 pm »
Then I destroy it with my massive stockpile of Nukleur Wepunz of Mas Distructahmacation. As the radiation begins to set in, I drop a sign from orbit:
"THIS AIN'T NOONE'S HILL!"

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2010, 07:10:31 pm »
I use the Warpdrive from two pages ago to violate casuality and travel back in time. I then sabotage the Magic Spells used earlier with an unnotice two-year delay aftereffect, after going back to the future I come in time to watch the effects kick in and watch the hill grow back with my new hill golem army.



And What?

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2010, 07:12:35 pm »
And What?
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I drop more Nukleur Wepunz of Mas Distructahmacation.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2010, 10:37:04 pm »
I restart the game.

Planting my flag into the ground a claim this hill in the name of
ME
DEATH TO DAESH! In solidarity with Rojava!
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2010, 10:39:00 pm »
Out of Nukleur Wepunz of Mas Distructahmacation, I blow up the planet with the Death Star. Sadly, the hill is still adrift through space, somehow maintaining a weak atmosphere. But it's now 0G!

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2010, 10:40:06 pm »
Because none of your spelling makes sense it is still my hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2010, 12:20:12 am »
So, the hill still belongs to yuu?

Oh, okay.

The hill still belongs to the one known as Yuu.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2010, 12:21:46 am »
While you are asleep I kill you with a pillow.

I own the hill again.
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