Topic: Yo dawg...

[Flisch]

So you opened Gamemaker. What now?

[Haseri]

Open backgrounds.

[Flisch]

Open backgrounds.

You realize that it's a new form and all folders are empty yet, right?
RIGHT?!

[Neoadept]

Leave the computer and make a sammich.  Procrastination wins again.

[Kratok]

Start a fire and **** the police.

[Krakow Sam]

Press button, receive bacon.

[Flisch]

Leave the computer and make a sammich.  Procrastination wins again.

You can't leave, because you're tied to the computer.

Start a fire and **** the police.

You start a fire and call the police. However, they don't believe you so you put out the match. >_>

Press button, receive bacon.

There is no button that would result in bacon if you pushed it.

[Haseri]

Open backgrounds.

You realize that it's a new form and all folders are empty yet, right?
RIGHT?!

No, no I did not.

[Huckbuck]

Lite?


Acquire Game Maker Pro.

[Flisch]

Lite?


Acquire Game Maker Pro.

Now you can use particle systems and other fancy stuff!

[Somarinoa]

Create sprite. Preferably of an alien.

[Putspooza]

Begin ranting about how magnets don't work.

[Flisch]

Create sprite. Preferably of an alien.

You decide that a sprite would be a good start for a new game. You are not 100%ly sure what kind of game you wanna make, but there should be aliens in there, so you make an alien Sprite.



Keep the Sprite settings?

Begin ranting about how magnets don't work.

**** those magnets. Seriously, they have been a pain in the bum. They the main source for glitches and bugs for both movement and animations. Bah.

[Putspooza]

Flisch if you made that sprite - Cool!
If not - We said make a sprite! Don't be so lazy!

Also maybe you should press 'center' or something in the origin settings.

[Flisch]

Flisch if you made that sprite - Cool!
If not - We said make a sprite! Don't be so lazy!

Yes, I did make that myself. In photoshop though.