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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #465 on: January 11, 2008, 05:46:07 pm »
I don't know about you, but I have a strange little brother that will watch it ten times in the first week.

You could always kill him or lock him in a room until all the advertisement has gone down, that way he won't even know it exists.

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #466 on: January 11, 2008, 09:18:21 pm »
Howard. The. Duck.   :P
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #467 on: January 12, 2008, 06:40:08 am »
Um, they're making 4 High School musicals, that's been official since the start.
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #468 on: January 12, 2008, 07:03:01 am »
Um, they're making 4 High School musicals, that's been official since the start.

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #469 on: January 27, 2008, 08:03:32 pm »
1) Aribuddies - A bastardized spin off of an already failing franchise featuring talking sports-playing golden retrievers.

2) The Phantom Menace - Just... i never wanna speak of it again...

3) War of the Worlds (2005) - Completely unscary and with poor acting.

4) Jurassic Park 2 - Jurassic Park was my favorite movie (Before I saw Cloverfield!), and then thispile of slag got pushed onto the market... Oi!
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #470 on: January 27, 2008, 08:30:35 pm »
Norbit, another lackluster performance from Eddie Murphy. The bad thing is I was expecting to get a laugh out of this for its comedic value, but in this film there's not an once of it to be seen. The only time I laughed was after the movie. I wasn't laughter of happiness it was the laughter of disgrace.:(
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #471 on: January 27, 2008, 10:27:54 pm »
Seriously what about the Norbit film poster or trailers or the "sparkling" reviews gave you the idea that this movie would even be close to be passable?

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #472 on: January 28, 2008, 10:32:16 am »
Seriously what about the Norbit film poster or trailers or the "sparkling" reviews gave you the idea that this movie would even be close to be passable?

Well I saw this on cable, and I was pretty much forced to watch it (which I forgot to mention). But I had to say I watched it just so I can put the review on Rotten Tomatoes.com. Other wise I kept hearing that the movie sucked, so I had to eventually review it. Long story short this film is at the bottom of the barrel, an out loud bad comedy that should have been aborted since its conception of thought.
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #473 on: January 28, 2008, 01:01:59 pm »
ok can i go back to this thread and update my answer, now that i've seen "there wil be blood?" what a bowl of goose poop....HORRIBLE...

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #474 on: February 23, 2008, 09:41:57 pm »
Fantastic 4
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A lot like Love (for the love of god, stay away from this thing...)


Dude you're wrong... I'm sorry to say.. These movies are great.. What are you saying man?

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #475 on: February 23, 2008, 09:44:20 pm »
Fantastic Four really was a bad movie in my opinion, though..
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #476 on: February 23, 2008, 11:11:39 pm »
They've made up for the failure in its sequel, which was in my opinion pretty good.
Another bad movie ATHF Movie, if anyone knows what I am talking about than good.
I am actually a fan of the show and I expected the movie to be decently good but when I noticed.
There was less of a plot than the show because the writers, "ran out of steam" for a plot half way through the movie really made it bad. At first it seemed to have a decent story that made some sort of sense but after 20 mins it got off track worse than the show. Well at least it is an 87 minute flick, I only the fans to enjoy the joyride of this plotless story gunk. :P
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #477 on: February 24, 2008, 07:40:07 pm »
Shark Boy and Lava Girl

dont ask why i saw it. i dont even know  :'(

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #478 on: February 24, 2008, 07:44:20 pm »
hmmm

Jumper

any and all disney movies

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #479 on: February 24, 2008, 07:50:53 pm »
Only issues I have with Jumper (which I saw today) the story really isn't stable, Hayden Christensen is still a wuss, and there was no real villain death or final battle. Also I need to note the useless characters like the second jumper guy that was working with Hayden. No spoilers but they don't exactly team up like I expected. It could have been a greater film but the directors didn't put enough time and effort into it. It feels like everything was just tacked on, not even glued if you catch my drift. But the plus is the CGI in the film, it was very spot on, and the acting was up to par.(More than what I expected from Hayden :P)

Lastly it was kind of short, I mean shorter than you expected; the plot could have went on longer that is.
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