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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2005, 07:20:25 pm »
Napoleon Dynamite would go here, but then I saw Cube 2: Hypercube.
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2005, 09:15:52 pm »



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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2005, 08:38:38 am »
 :D That's funny.
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2005, 06:38:49 pm »
Battle Royale 2, until you see that film dont talk to me about bad movies.

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2005, 01:45:12 pm »
Napoleon Dynamite would go here, but then I saw Cube 2: Hypercube.
They made a second one?!  :o

I would say the worst movie I've ever seen quality wise was Hercules in New York with Arnold Swartzeneger. It's hilarious. He was actually dubbed because people thought no one would be able to understand his accent. And there is a fight in Central Park against a bear...which is clearly a guy in a suit. Ah, that movie is so awesome...but horrible at the same time.

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2005, 02:41:05 pm »
Manos: The hands of fate (just hurts to all ends ) and Van Helsing

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2005, 07:48:31 pm »
I personally didn't like either of the spiderman movies very much. I just didn't like them, I think I just thought they were cheesy or something...


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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2005, 05:35:23 am »
Only one which truly springs to mind is The Phantom Menace.

I don't care what George Lucas says - you don't ruin a genre for the sake of making a film "for your kids" - that film ruined Star Wars for me to be honest.  Revenge of the Sith was an improvement, but i still can't forgive the sickeningly awful directing and butchering of something which could've been brilliant.

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2005, 07:42:02 am »
Forgot Catwoman...
ya, that stunk

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2005, 12:53:33 pm »
Battlefield Earth.

Good book, bad movie.

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2005, 01:16:33 pm »
none of these movies are really THAT bad..
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #26 on: December 15, 2005, 12:55:13 am »
Only one which truly springs to mind is The Phantom Menace.

I don't care what George Lucas says - you don't ruin a genre for the sake of making a film "for your kids" - that film ruined Star Wars for me to be honest. Revenge of the Sith was an improvement, but i still can't forgive the sickeningly awful directing and butchering of something which could've been brilliant.

I'd like to beat that little snot kid (Anakin). Worst child actor ever! "yeah, i can show no emotions at all". ahem. worst films: Has anyone said tomb raider yet? I only watched the last half and that was more than enough to show me it sucked.
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #27 on: December 15, 2005, 09:37:05 am »
i thought Starship Troopers was extremely painful.


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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #28 on: December 15, 2005, 10:33:08 am »
noooo, you've got to be kidding me!  that movie rocks!
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #29 on: December 15, 2005, 09:39:20 pm »
I agree, Starship Troopers rocks the house in a big way. Oliver Stone's Alexander on the other hand...Worst...Movie...Evah!