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Offline PineappleTheHun

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The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« on: December 09, 2005, 10:44:46 am »
See the title.

1. The Black Knight

-Just horrible in every way... 'nuff said.

2. Flight of the Phoenix

-No bad guys, pathetic climax, very long, run-on, with not a lot of point to it.


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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2005, 10:48:27 am »
Napolian Dynamite. I know i will be teared out for that, but i saw the movie, it really wasn't that good. at least in my opinion it wasn't. There was no plot or climax or definite conclusion to anything. not saying there can't be a good movie like that, but I really felt like Napolian Dynamite was a waste of time...
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2005, 10:59:40 am »
'Flight of the Phoenix' - New version or the original?

I'll add : "Monkey Bone"

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2005, 12:04:35 pm »
Sahara.

Napoleon Dynamite was pretty bad, too. It's painful to sit through and watch, but you realize it's pretty funny after your eyes stop bleeding.

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2005, 12:09:51 pm »
I could tell from the commercial for Napoleon Dynamite that it looks like a stupid movie, seemed like something out of 60s culture.

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2005, 01:49:32 pm »
The only movie I've ever walked out of/turned off because I couldn't bear to watch it any more was Tomb Raider.

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2005, 02:47:29 pm »
Resident Evil. I get easily scared by horror movies but this thing was laughable.
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2005, 03:15:15 pm »
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2005, 05:56:08 pm »
2. Flight of the Phoenix
Didn't see the new one, the original was very good.

Definitely badguys are not an important part of what makes a good film.  Conflict, sure.  Badguys no.
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2005, 08:31:52 pm »
I mean the new one.
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2005, 08:52:46 pm »
Hmmm...usually I don't see a movie until after I've heard someone vouch for it.

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2005, 08:55:54 pm »
Resident Evil. I get easily scared by horror movies but this thing was laughable.

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2005, 01:25:06 am »
Fantastic 4
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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2005, 07:02:57 pm »
Biodome with Paul Shore... bleh ::)

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Re: The WORST movies you have ever seen.
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2005, 07:06:36 pm »
Fantastic 4

Yeah I agree.

The movie as told by my friend, "Ugh. Superpowers! Who needs them? *kills lightning guy* Hey! We can use our superpowers to fight evil and bad guys! *Movie ends*"
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