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Offline Grazony

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Bad Translator Movie Game
« on: May 29, 2010, 11:40:00 pm »
Ok because I can't get enough of this I decide I make something for it. The Bad Translator takes a quote/sentence of anything and translates it 10, 25, or 54
times before giving it back. It quite fun to mess around with. 54 is the best because it gives weird ones back or just plain funny ones.

The point of this game is to find a weird/funny translation from a movie that the person above you suggests.

Example:
Quote from: Nobody_1
*insert something here*

Snakes on a Plane

Quote from: Sombody_2
Original text:
"i am tired of these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing plane"
...54 translations later we get:
"Food in the Netherlands, ***. *** My O"

*inset something here*

First movie is Back to the Future!



You'll never know why.
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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2010, 01:18:52 am »
Original text:

"Back to the Future!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Back to the Future"


 :-\



Second movie is Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2010, 03:19:23 am »
Original Text: Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D
...54 translations later we get:
"First of two parts: fishing, hell, who died before the marriage in February 2004 you could buy Zombie horror."
So next movie quote should come from: "Pulp Fiction"
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2010, 09:52:29 am »
"Pulp Fiction"

...54 translations later we get:

"Thriller"

Next movie should be:

The Day the Earth Stood Still

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2010, 12:47:08 pm »
"The Day the Earth Stood Still"

...55 translations later we get:

"Earth Day"

Next movie:
I am Legend
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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2010, 12:55:16 pm »
You guys don't get it. You don't translate the movie title, but a quote from that movie.

Quote
Original text:

"My name is Robert Neville. I am a survivor living in New York City. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. I will be at the South Street Seaport everyday at mid-day, when the sun is highest in the sky."

...54 translations later we get:

"罗伯 think step 维尔. South China Sunday, the time with me, my wife in New York."

Toy Story.
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2010, 08:00:18 pm »
Well, this is somewhat embarrassing. >_>

In any case...


Original text:

"To infinity and beyond!"

...54 translations later we get:

"The!"


Next guy do: Braveheart

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2010, 08:43:54 am »
Is it okay to use translation party?

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2010, 09:07:40 am »
Original text:

"They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!"

...54 translations later we get:

"This is my life itself."

Next film: District 9

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2010, 01:37:30 am »
Original text:

"Fookin prawns!"

...55 translations later we get:

"There is little people."

Next film: Ghostbusters.

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2010, 09:07:19 am »
If it is not

In your neighborhood

Who Do I call ya?

Gosutu Bastaas!


Batman Forever.

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2010, 03:39:04 pm »
Original text:

"This won't hurt a bit. At least, I don't think it will."

                              ...54 translations later we get:

"I do not think cattle."


The Riddler does not think cattle...

Next on do: Snakes on a Plane

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2010, 03:40:59 pm »
The example of the first post was Snakes on a Plane.

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2010, 02:31:31 am »
There must be at least a couple of other quotes in that movie...

In any case, let's just go with: Akira

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2010, 09:34:11 am »
Thank God for TV Tropes...

"That's Mister Kaneda to you, punk!"

...54 translations later we get:

"He said Ammonia in the body, "King:" You fool!"

Next up: Kickassia

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2010, 09:55:54 am »
Original text:

"Well I'm science-ier!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Committee for Truth and rekonsilyatyon in the first place?"

...
Holy crap.
*cough*
Anyway, next is Jurassic Park: The Lost World

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2010, 11:25:59 am »
"Ahhhhh"

...54 translations later we get:

"The Royle."

H....how is that even possible? (Also, imagine them running away from a dinosaur screaming "The Royle! THE ROYLE!!!")

Anyway, Sex and the City. (Let's see who watched the movie...)
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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2010, 12:48:33 pm »
Hah, I had to watch the movie in Media Studies last year. My teacher was a fan.

"Neigh"

...54 translations later we get:

"Rhenium."

Next movie: Serenity.

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2010, 07:32:14 pm »
Original text:


"We have done the impossible, and that makes us mighty."


                              ...54 translations later we get:


"We know that"




 :D



Next person do: The Prince of Egypt

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2010, 11:30:34 am »
""When You Believe""

...54 translations later we get:

""If you're thinking."

(All i could find was name of a song haha)

Next: The Dark Cystal

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2010, 09:19:00 pm »
"The Dark Crystal"

54 translations later we get...

"Crystal Night"

Erm...

Next Film: My Neighbor Totoro  ((Let's see just how horrid this gets...))
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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2010, 08:52:27 am »
"My Neighbor Totoro"

...56 translations later we get:

"Tottori, and neighbors."

Next Film: The Fable of the Kid Who Shifted His Ideals to Golf and Finally Became a Baseball Fan and Took the Only Known Cure

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2010, 11:59:50 am »
"The Fable of the Kid Who Shifted His Ideals to Golf and Finally Became a Baseball Fan and Took the Only Known Cure"

...56 translations later we get:

"For children with a history of amateur Translators lagoon area analysis"

Next movie: Steamboy

((Didn't this thread used to be about quotes from the movies instead of the movie names themselves?))

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2010, 02:53:14 am »
Exactly.


"It was the accident, Ray, that transfigured me, also transformed me. As I faced my death, steam was whirling around me. I saw it, felt it, and then I knew, science is power. And this Steam Castle is the true expression of science and its overwhelming power."

...56 translations later we get:

"My heart I see Clusters of scientific and effective. Paul said that Scientists have begun."


Next movie: The Last Airbender

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Re: Bad Translator Movie Game
« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2011, 02:58:56 pm »
To restart this awesome topic:

"Like tears in the rain, they will be lost forever."
-Roy from Blade Runner

and we get:

"There is no rain."
Roy the replicant meteorologist. *Stifles giggle*