From my Facebook post:
I hate door-to-door people, I really do. Living by the UofM you get them all the time asking you to talk about everything from your deity of choice to this month's flavor of political topic. Normally I turn them away with "I don't do door-to-door stuff because of this neighborhood" and site my previous comment.
Tonight's guest hawkers were a pair of guys trying to sell home security systems and starting off with, "Not to be alarmist, but there has been a growing increase in crime in this area...."
I counter with, " I don't do door-to-door..."
They counter with, "We are just looking to pay a couple homes to install in to this area to get our presence known."
I reply, "I am not interested, I have my own solution."
They retort, "You have a gun?"
I say, "A?"
They pause and then leave.