Topic: Gripe Thread

[PatMan33]

INKLING IS THE SHYMAN!

[martyk]

Is he Pat?

Take a look in the mirror.



YOU WERE THE SHAMAMALLAMA ALL ALONG!

[Krakow Sam]

Is he Pat?

Take a look in the mirror.



YOU WERE THE SHAMAMALLAMA ALL ALONG!

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HE COMES.

[Legodragonxp]

From my Facebook post:

I hate door-to-door people, I really do. Living by the UofM you get them all the time asking you to talk about everything from your deity of choice to this month's flavor of political topic. Normally I turn them away with "I don't do door-to-door stuff because of this neighborhood" and site my previous comment.

Tonight's guest hawkers were a pair of guys trying to sell home security systems and starting off with, "Not to be alarmist, but there has been a growing increase in crime in this area...."

I counter with, " I don't do door-to-door..."

They counter with, "We are just looking to pay a couple homes to install in to this area to get our presence known."

I reply, "I am not interested, I have my own solution."

They retort, "You have a gun?"

I say, "A?"

They pause and then leave.

-Lego

[Inkling]

[PatMan33]

 

[ɐןsǝ⊥]

and then he spits into a spitoon and skins a buffalo or something right

[Gnoll]

I would get a gun, but I have neither the self-confidence nor the money to purchase one and learn how to use it.

Also I'm too young to get a license.

[Person21]

True Freedom Lovers don't give up on getting a Freedom Stick just because the Man says they can't have one.

[Inkling]

Somebody keyed my car today.  Eight or so long scrapes along almost the whole driver's side.  At least it's just cosmetic damage, but still a pain in the butt.

[Plank of Wood]

Somebody keyed my car today.  Eight or so long scrapes along almost the whole driver's side.  At least it's just cosmetic damage, but still a pain in the butt.

Sucks dude. 

[great video but contains too many "F" words - removed]
*from Pulp Fiction

[PatMan33]

At least it didn't burst into flames or something.

[Inkling]

I would be monumentally pissed off if that happened again.