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The Super Duper Ultra Uber Mega Half-life 2 Cheat Code from Hell
« on: February 22, 2010, 09:52:00 am »
Just what ^^ says it is. It's The Super Duper Ultra Uber Mega Half-life 2 Cheat Code from Hell (or TSDUUMHL2CCH for short.)! Essentially, we make a never ending uber cheat code for HL2.

1. Enter the first chapter. Jump twenty times before you get off the train. Then finish the chapter, and then you will spawn in the next chapter with a purple-colored Ultra-Gravity Gun. Use this to-



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Re: The Super Duper Ultra Uber Mega Half-life 2 Cheat Code from Hell
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2010, 03:53:41 pm »
2. Fire your lazor at your feet.
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Re: The Super Duper Ultra Uber Mega Half-life 2 Cheat Code from Hell
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2010, 04:21:03 pm »
3. Then throw the empty Chinese takeout at the guy who bitches about the magical forgetness water. Then...

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Re: The Super Duper Ultra Uber Mega Half-life 2 Cheat Code from Hell
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2010, 04:25:34 pm »
4. ...summon a bunch of monsters in one turn.
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Re: The Super Duper Ultra Uber Mega Half-life 2 Cheat Code from Hell
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2010, 04:43:19 pm »
5.After which using the majick of G-mod, spawn a bunch of zombies and use your beta weapon molotov cocktail to incinerate them.
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Re: The Super Duper Ultra Uber Mega Half-life 2 Cheat Code from Hell
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2010, 02:40:03 pm »
Why Half-Life 2 Exactly?
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Re: The Super Duper Ultra Uber Mega Half-life 2 Cheat Code from Hell
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2010, 03:10:22 pm »
Dunno. Just felt like it.

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Re: The Super Duper Ultra Uber Mega Half-life 2 Cheat Code from Hell
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2010, 05:03:22 pm »
6. Type: "Something tastes like chicken..." into the keyboard. Next...

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Re: The Super Duper Ultra Uber Mega Half-life 2 Cheat Code from Hell
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2010, 05:05:14 pm »
7.You will tele to a chapter that is full of dancing Civil Protection. Join them, and you shall tele again to Xen. You will be eaten by a mutant Hivehand, and you will turn into one, being picked up by you again. Paradox! You will then wake up, realizing those C.P.'s stuffed you full of cocaine. You will then pick up ye crowbar and-

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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2010, 05:09:02 pm »
8.- smash open a DVD of Wedding Peach Abridged. Then, a Lucario will be sucked inside of it, and you will try to save him. You will need to...
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Re: The Super Duper Ultra Uber Mega Half-life 2 Cheat Code from Hell
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2010, 02:51:05 am »
9 - Activate the secret Hell level if you haven't already. If you didn't by this point the whole thing is ruined and you have to start again. Play normally until you get to the room with Satan. You have to quickly run across the room in less than ten seconds and jump in the lava under his feet, if you get hit by him you've probably blown it. Jump into the lava pit (you'll need full health and all the reserve energy you can manage) and sink 5km down into the lava, then open the door you find before it melts. Inside the door, you will find...

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Re: The Super Duper Ultra Uber Mega Half-life 2 Cheat Code from Hell
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2010, 05:51:50 am »
a hat filled with truffles filled with vanilla. Those you must insert into the octagon at the wall, which will activate the...
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Re: The Super Duper Ultra Uber Mega Half-life 2 Cheat Code from Hell
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2010, 07:23:21 am »
Guy who fires his lazor at satan and then...
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Re: The Super Duper Ultra Uber Mega Half-life 2 Cheat Code from Hell
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2010, 04:26:22 pm »
you get the horn of the devil, which was shot off, from which you carve the pipe of destiny. You take a smoke and...
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Re: The Super Duper Ultra Uber Mega Half-life 2 Cheat Code from Hell
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2010, 04:41:50 pm »
YOU'ZE TRIPPIN' BAWLZ! Everything will be partially inverse color, and partially colors which are not known to the mind of man. They can only be viewed indirectly, or your brain will implode. Wait three hours, then...

10. Take another smoke. You will be TRIPPIN' BAWLZ again, and you must play the game as normal, but remember some of the colors cannot be viewed directly, so use a mirror or a camera or something. While doing this, you must...