Poll

PLACEHOLDER PARTY!

Peanut Butter
2 (50%)
Jelly Time
2 (50%)

Total Members Voted: 4

Author Topic: Selcrementus  (Read 6875 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Rysworld

  • Autoduel Mechanic
  • *****
  • Posts: 4208
  • hhhhhhhh
    • View Profile
Selcrementus
« on: December 10, 2009, 05:06:15 pm »
So, since people have lost interest in Spore:The Search for Perfection, I've decided to make another game.

You are a life. You will be the first life ever to be able to consciously alter their form, if you have absorbed enough mass to do it. Now, what type of life should we be?



Offline Darth Grievi

  • Gradius Vic Viper
  • *****
  • Posts: 4814
  • Highly Illogical...
    • View Profile
Re: Selcrementus
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2009, 05:07:51 pm »
Fungus, baby! Go go Mushroom men!

Offline Rysworld

  • Autoduel Mechanic
  • *****
  • Posts: 4208
  • hhhhhhhh
    • View Profile
Re: Selcrementus
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2009, 05:15:08 pm »
Oh, by the way, the pros and cons are:

(Fungus) Pros:Adaptable, fast-evolving.  Cons:Cannot move, no senses.

(Plant) Pros:Does not need to eat.  Cons:Cannot move, no senses.

(Animal) Pros:Able to move, senses  Cons:Very slow evolution(How slow depends on animal)

Offline Rysworld

  • Autoduel Mechanic
  • *****
  • Posts: 4208
  • hhhhhhhh
    • View Profile
Re: Selcrementus
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2009, 05:57:13 pm »
You form into a fungus spore, floating in the air. What type of fungus are you?

Offline boswell25

  • Rigel Rescuer
  • ***
  • Posts: 413
  • Punch in snout to establish superiority
    • View Profile
Re: Selcrementus
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2009, 09:29:07 pm »
Mushroom. I hope we're poisonous, so when those Italian plumbers come along, they'll think twice before eating every single wild mushroom they find just lying around.

Offline Rysworld

  • Autoduel Mechanic
  • *****
  • Posts: 4208
  • hhhhhhhh
    • View Profile
Re: Selcrementus
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2009, 06:45:00 am »
You settle down, onto a mighty redwood tree. You put down roots, and before you know it, your fruiting body comes out, and you turn out to be a shelf mushroom. You get two evo points from feeding off of the tree.

You:
Health:5/5         
Stamina:0(Doesn't move)
Hunger:0/50
Evo points:2

The Tree:
Health:20000/20000

What do you spend the evo points on? It can be any part of you.

Offline Cyst

  • Space Harrier
  • *****
  • Posts: 4092
  • V 3 $ T H 3 T I C /// 新鮮な盗まれたアート
    • View Profile
Re: Selcrementus
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2009, 07:11:31 am »
Make us so we can move!!
DEATH TO DAESH! In solidarity with Rojava!
-----------
Oh come now, Lurk.

The internet is a magical place, where linguistic and dialectic possibilities are endless. Why not embrace those variations and see where they lead you.

Offline boswell25

  • Rigel Rescuer
  • ***
  • Posts: 413
  • Punch in snout to establish superiority
    • View Profile
Re: Selcrementus
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2009, 08:12:26 am »
Grow bigger.

Offline Krakow Sam

  • Moderator
  • Dungeon Sieger
  • *****
  • Posts: 24481
  • Stern dissaproval
    • View Profile
Re: Selcrementus
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2009, 08:25:06 am »
Become a robot.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

Offline boswell25

  • Rigel Rescuer
  • ***
  • Posts: 413
  • Punch in snout to establish superiority
    • View Profile
Re: Selcrementus
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2009, 09:03:53 am »

Offline Snork

  • Ensign Seventh Class
  • *****
  • Posts: 2934
  • Do I care?
    • View Profile
Re: Selcrementus
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2009, 09:12:30 am »
Quote from: Orc Creation Story.
Stop rolling like pigs amongst the faeces and get out of the way of my sunlight, you stupid f***ers.
Jawless women and their fine, fine feet

Offline Flamester_

  • Gyruss Gyrusian
  • *****
  • Posts: 2732
  • Bread Kitty
    • View Profile
Re: Selcrementus
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2009, 09:31:43 am »
Quote from: Mr. Wizard
Flamester is truly a god among us.

Offline TimeMaster

  • Qix Crazy
  • ****
  • Posts: 835
  • Captain, we're eaten by a gluttonous black hole!
    • View Profile
Re: Selcrementus
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2009, 01:25:53 pm »
Evolve some senses and locomotion ASAP.
:o Whoa... that was deep.

Offline Kitkat

  • Ultima III Time Lord
  • *****
  • Posts: 2859
  • Beep Boop.
    • View Profile
Re: Selcrementus
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2009, 03:08:18 pm »
improve feeding ability so we can get moar pointz
Goddamnit kitkat, you make me look late
Come check out The Bino and The Ni'Calls
(Or don't these are old and embarrasing)

Offline Rysworld

  • Autoduel Mechanic
  • *****
  • Posts: 4208
  • hhhhhhhh
    • View Profile
Re: Selcrementus
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2009, 03:59:44 pm »
Grow bigger won.

You manage to grow larger than your natural adult self. You are now 1' 3" in diameter.

You gain two points from the tree. What do you do with them?

You:
Health:5/5         
Stamina:0(Doesn't move)
Hunger:0/50
Evo points:2

The Tree:
Health:20000/20000