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Re: Pokemon Opal
« Reply #135 on: December 21, 2009, 05:50:34 am »
Glad Yuu see it my way.
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Re: Pokemon Opal
« Reply #136 on: December 21, 2009, 06:14:40 am »
Say that his pokeball is missing and if he looks, steal his hat and run away.

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Re: Pokemon Opal
« Reply #137 on: December 21, 2009, 07:03:58 am »
Say you slipped.
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Re: Pokemon Opal
« Reply #138 on: December 21, 2009, 07:18:06 am »
Just shrug your shoulders and casually walk out. He's an eleven year old and nobody else witnessed it. Who are they going to believe, especially since we didn't actually take anything? "I think he was trying to steal my Pokeball! I'm sure of it!" Yeah... right.

Go and look at the job vacancy at Silph Co. already! It's been how many updates since we decided to do that? Four? Five!? Just get to it already.

Also stop playing this guy as a murderous psychopath! From what I've seen that's often what kills these games. It might be vaguely amusing the first few times he does it but soon the cops will be after him and he'll have to commit more crimes to escape and it starts being all that we do. And. It's. Boring.

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Re: Pokemon Opal
« Reply #139 on: December 21, 2009, 07:19:36 am »
We might as well have some fun before Flabe abandons this.
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Re: Pokemon Opal
« Reply #140 on: December 21, 2009, 07:51:55 am »
Just shrug your shoulders and casually walk out. He's an eleven year old and nobody else witnessed it. Who are they going to believe, especially since we didn't actually take anything? "I think he was trying to steal my Pokeball! I'm sure of it!" Yeah... right.

Go and look at the job vacancy at Silph Co. already! It's been how many updates since we decided to do that? Four? Five!? Just get to it already.

Also stop playing this guy as a murderous psychopath! From what I've seen that's often what kills these games. It might be vaguely amusing the first few times he does it but soon the cops will be after him and he'll have to commit more crimes to escape and it starts being all that we do. And. It's. Boring.
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Re: Pokemon Opal
« Reply #141 on: December 21, 2009, 08:42:25 am »
Say you have uncontrollable gay urges, and you were reaching for his crotch.

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Re: Pokemon Opal
« Reply #142 on: December 21, 2009, 03:58:34 pm »
Say you have uncontrollable gay urges, and you were reaching for his crotch.
This then snap his neck and use his pokemon to kill the guard.
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Re: Pokemon Opal
« Reply #143 on: December 21, 2009, 05:12:04 pm »
Just shrug your shoulders and casually walk out. He's an eleven year old and nobody else witnessed it. Who are they going to believe, especially since we didn't actually take anything? "I think he was trying to steal my Pokeball! I'm sure of it!" Yeah... right.
Go and look at the job vacancy at Silph Co. already! It's been how many updates since we decided to do that? Four? Five!? Just get to it already.
Also stop playing this guy as a murderous psychopath! From what I've seen that's often what kills these games. It might be vaguely amusing the first few times he does it but soon the cops will be after him and he'll have to commit more crimes to escape and it starts being all that we do. And. It's. Boring.
This now.
Say you have uncontrollable gay urges, and you were reaching for his crotch.
And get arrested for being a pedophile? No thank you. Also are you calling Flabe a gay pedophile? That some strong accusations thar. What sauce do have of this infomation.

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Re: Pokemon Opal
« Reply #144 on: December 21, 2009, 05:34:56 pm »
^^------ BBQ Sauce





"Well I uh slipped while trying to uh reach for your...

Ahh screw it:"



You snap the innocent kid's neck. Then you steal his pokeball to unleash upon the unaware guard.



You get ready to throw the pokeball.



AWW TARTAR SAUCE. The punk didn't even have a Pokemon. What now?

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Re: Pokemon Opal
« Reply #145 on: December 21, 2009, 05:53:56 pm »
Sic "D:< WTF" on the guard. If it does not obey, go run quickly to Silph Co. and apply for the job.

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Re: Pokemon Opal
« Reply #146 on: December 21, 2009, 06:27:39 pm »
Is there really a point in applying for the job now?  It looks like a small town, and word will spread quickly that you murdered two random people, three if we off the guard.  Get some supplies and get the hell out of Dodge before you get caught.
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Re: Pokemon Opal
« Reply #147 on: December 21, 2009, 07:20:52 pm »
Naw its a big city. And no one knows you've done anything yet.

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Re: Pokemon Opal
« Reply #148 on: December 21, 2009, 07:54:31 pm »
Fine, if you say so.  The guard is asleep, so Cheese it and get to work.
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Re: Pokemon Opal
« Reply #149 on: December 21, 2009, 10:08:24 pm »


You cheese it and go to the lab.



Two scientists are outside and won't let you in.

Scientist one:  "PFFT luzor noob. Why woud we let sum kid join our leet ranks? jeeze wat a stupud loosar"

Scientist two: "Lets giv teh guy a chance. If u can beet Level 6 of my new DS gaem, we'll let u pass."

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