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Jennifer's Body
« on: October 22, 2009, 09:30:49 am »
So I'm being forced to watch this movie so I thought, why not make a thread. I've watched some trailers and so far, the only decent thing coming from this movie are Megan Fox' boobs.
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Re: Jennifer's Body
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2009, 11:54:47 am »
As far as the trailer has lead me to believe, this is a remake of Lesbian Vampire Killers except with Megan Fox.


I mean, come ****ing on. We get it, Megan Fox is bisexual. Stop rubbing our faces in it.
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Re: Jennifer's Body
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2009, 01:36:47 pm »
I'm back from the movie and I was right. Her boobs were the only worthwhile thing on screen.
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Re: Jennifer's Body
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2009, 01:44:23 pm »
Did you keep your hand out of your pants during the motion picture?
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Re: Jennifer's Body
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2009, 01:45:04 pm »
Considering I watched it with friends and most of them are girls, I sort of had to.

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Re: Jennifer's Body
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2009, 01:46:57 pm »
Did you keep your hand out of their pants during the motion picture?
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Re: Jennifer's Body
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2009, 02:10:09 pm »
I did not put my hand in their pants because that would be illegal and immoral.

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Re: Jennifer's Body
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2009, 02:23:43 pm »
I was severely disappointed in your performance then.
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Re: Jennifer's Body
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2009, 03:07:28 pm »
I have not seen the movie yet, but if someone where to put it in front of me I will probably watch it for the sake of watching it and so I can basically just say I watched it.
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Re: Jennifer's Body
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2009, 05:09:46 pm »
When I saw the thread title I thought this was a porno you guys were discussing...turns out I was right  ::)

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Re: Jennifer's Body
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2009, 07:35:23 pm »
What, you don't know about Jennifer's Body?  It's the biggest "look at me, I has boobies" film of the year!

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Re: Jennifer's Body
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2009, 03:25:28 am »
i mean even the title: Jennifer's Body, has written look at me boobies, all over it
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Re: Jennifer's Body
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2009, 08:39:42 am »
There's only 2 films I need to see/care about and that's inglorious basterds and paranormal activity...which unfortunately isn't playing anywhere near me

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Re: Jennifer's Body
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2009, 09:13:02 am »
Then watch District 9 then.


... Which is where I saw the trailer for this.


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