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A&Ω - Yet another Hydro'd game -
« on: October 17, 2009, 05:05:06 am »
You are not A god, you are THE GOD. You are Alpha and Omega. You are all powerful and all exploitable.

One day (not really a day because you haven't created time yet) you decide that it might be a good idea to create the world and start by creating space.

What should you do next, oh mighty one?
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Re: A&Ω - Yet another God game
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2009, 05:06:45 am »
Strip club.
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Re: A&Ω - Yet another God game
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2009, 05:16:20 am »
First make a race or two.

After that, make a giant ball of Vulcan blood the size of the Milky Way and make that their residence.

Also, make a race of emotionally unsound unicorns which will act as your main circle of universal caretakers. Each one will reside on a small planetoid the size of Pluto, which are located in one of the 324,567,342,221 corners of space.
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Re: A&Ω - Yet another God game
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2009, 05:25:00 am »
men to work your world

women to give birth

use them to build your world

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Re: A&Ω - Yet another God game
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2009, 05:26:12 am »
men to work your world

women to give birth

use them to build your world

in peace

Yeah, also make plants.
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Re: A&Ω - Yet another God game
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2009, 05:27:52 am »
yes

pine trees for air
 
jungles for diversity

orchards for food



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Re: A&Ω - Yet another God game
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2009, 05:32:54 am »
create atoms, as we have space but no matter yet
create huge balls of plasmatic elements serving as energy harbringers
create cold balls of matter surrounding balls of elements,
create law of gravitation
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: A&Ω - Yet another God game
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2009, 05:33:47 am »
Invent evolution, then watch the fun.
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Re: A&Ω - Yet another God game
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2009, 05:44:19 am »
Make it so that Penguin analogs would rule the universe.

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Re: A&Ω - Yet another God game
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2009, 05:46:22 am »
You create atoms and let them run free in space.

You create gravitation.

You create two races and place them in a huge ball of Vulcan blood. They drown almost instantly.

You give the newly created space 324,567,342,221 corners. In the corners #322,137,002,431 - #322,137,002,631 you create a small planet. This equals a total of 200 planets. On each of these planets you place an emotionally unsound unicorn:



And you saw that it was ugly, and figured you would become a more skilled creator as you got used to this whole creation business.

The 200 depressed unicorns cries continuously about their loneliness on their planets and for the fact that it is completely dark as light has not been created yet. They cried continuously for about 2 minutes that is, because that is about the time a unicorn can survive without oxygen.

You create the laws of evolution. The unicorns don't seem to want to evolve though.

You make plants, men, women, pinetrees, jungles and orchards in a random place in space. They all are attracted by the gravity of the huge ball of vulcan blood. They do not drown though, as they have allready suffocated in space.

You create 200 balls of plasmatic elements.

You create random cold balls orbiting the plasmatic balls.

That was the first day.


Laws of the world:

Gravitation

Evolution

The world consists of:

Atoms

324,567,342,221 cornered space

200 suns

Planets surrounding the suns

200 small planets of unspecified material

200 dead unicorns

A huge ball of copper-based blood containing very dead species of animals and plants
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Re: A&Ω - Yet another God game
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2009, 05:48:42 am »
You must agree on things from now on. For an action to be done at least 2 posters must have agreed on it, more might be required depending on the quantity of posters that hasn't endorsed the action.
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Re: A&Ω - Yet another God game
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2009, 05:52:44 am »
All creatures in our world will run on nuclear fusion.
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Re: A&Ω - Yet another God game
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2009, 06:19:14 am »
I disagree, create an atmosphere on the balls, put all trees, and animals created into the atmpospheric balls. Give the unicorns a wife, and rainbow coloured tails... create a unicorn subspecies of purple coloured two horned unicorns that are adept at creating mechanical devices for the unsound unicorns
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Re: A&Ω - Yet another God game
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2009, 06:23:25 am »
All creatures in our world will run on nuclear fusion.
Seconded!

Also, somewhere far, far, far away from everything else, create seven sol-sized suns and make them orbit a central star that is far enough to not cause any harm to the future inhabitants of the orbiting stars' future star systems.

In each of the seven stars, create a planet that will orbit them in the Goldilocks Zone.

On each planet, add a habitable atmosphere, some oceans and some landmasses. Make it so that it is habitable.

Afterward, place both plant and animal life, along with an immortal and eternally emotionally unsound unicorn, on each of the planets and let evolution go it's course.

Place everything else into the giant ball of blood and add four billion immortal, eternally violent, teleportation-capable, planet-sized beavers into the mix. Make it so that they cannot leave.

We shall call the ball of blood "Seigana" and it will be our version of hell.

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Re: A&Ω - Yet another God game
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2009, 07:46:29 am »
Build a bunch of planets with breathable atmospheres.

men to work your world

women to work your world and give birth

in peace

pine trees for air
 
jungles for diversity

orchards for food
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