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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #45 on: October 11, 2009, 01:47:49 am »


You flip the table over. "Wait, I got to move. And I need a weapon. Weapon, weapon, weapon. Aha." You manage to snap a leg off a legless chair. It sharp, pointy, and jagged. You then proceed to run. You see the back exit, which opens to an alley if you remember correctly. The kitchen entrance. And some guy running. To your back you read pounding on the windows, screams, and that annoying bell when you enter or exit going off repeatedly.

What do you do?

Current weapon: Broken chair leg
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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #46 on: October 11, 2009, 02:55:38 am »
Hit the zombie chick...



In the face...



With your fists...



Like how real men do it.





Run towards the safest and largest mass of non-zombie people.

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #47 on: October 11, 2009, 02:58:20 am »
Well I forgot the picture. It's up now.

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #48 on: October 11, 2009, 08:14:18 am »
Get the **** out, zombies are storming in.

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #49 on: October 11, 2009, 08:39:11 am »
RUN B**** RUN!

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #50 on: October 11, 2009, 08:43:45 am »
RUUUUUUUNNNN! IT'S A ZED INVASION! RRRRUUUUNNNN!



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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #51 on: October 11, 2009, 08:44:42 am »
I wasn't expecting a Zombie invasion! :D
Get into the Alley!
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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #52 on: October 11, 2009, 08:54:30 am »
RUUUUUUUNNNN! IT'S A ZED INVASION! RRRRUUUUNNNN!
That is the way to say it.

RRRUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!
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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #53 on: October 11, 2009, 09:36:11 am »
You manage to snap a leg off a legless chair.

We are god. We can do the impossible. Shoot bolts of lightning from your mouth at the woman.

Or just run faster.

You'll never know why.
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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #54 on: October 11, 2009, 10:06:24 am »
You manage to snap a leg off a legless chair.

To the sig-mobile.

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #55 on: October 11, 2009, 10:07:40 am »
You manage to snap a leg off a legless chair.
Lolwut.
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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #56 on: October 11, 2009, 10:08:24 am »
You manage to snap a leg off a legless chair.

We are god. We can do the impossible. Shoot bolts of lightning from your mouth at the woman.

Or just run faster.
Agreed.

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #57 on: October 11, 2009, 10:12:58 am »
Explode all of the zombies' heads with your mind since you can already do the impossible.

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #58 on: October 11, 2009, 01:51:43 pm »
I say go in the kitchen. too many zombies outside.
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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #59 on: October 11, 2009, 02:50:05 pm »
You focus completely on the exit door. It is all you can see. You burst through to escape the restaurant. You look right, a dead end. You look left and, SPIT!, a zombie!


[1st person mode.]

You must act quickly before your heart explodes from shock and horror! Or before the zombie lunges at you! You also take a moment to notice how disproportional your hands are. Weird.