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Offline Yannick

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2009, 09:02:32 pm »
For the lulz.





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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2009, 09:06:46 pm »
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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2009, 09:16:46 pm »
Rape the waitress when she comes back!

Sit there and wait for your food.

You'll never know why.
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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2009, 09:43:24 pm »


You give a sincere apology to the waitress, but she just ignores you. So you decide to patiently wait for your meal. "Man these chairs are uncomfortable." You hear some commotion in the restaurant, but you just ignore it. Probably just a waiter dropped a tray or something "I've been here forever. Some friend."

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2009, 09:44:35 pm »
END THE GIRL BEFORE SHE GOES ZAMBEE GOAST

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2009, 09:46:12 pm »
CALL 9-11 DAMMIT!
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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2009, 09:46:38 pm »
get an ambulence
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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2009, 09:48:55 pm »
Or, if she happens to go zombie, get animal control rather than an ambulance.
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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2009, 09:59:25 pm »
Why is no-one listening? IMPALE THE BLOND BITCH WITH A FORK.

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2009, 10:01:00 pm »
And be arrested for murder? No wai! let the surgeons/animal control do the dirty work.
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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #25 on: October 10, 2009, 10:02:52 pm »
Look to see what the commotion is about.

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2009, 10:05:21 pm »
Wait until she turns zombie so you have a reason to kill her,THEN stab her.

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #27 on: October 10, 2009, 10:15:15 pm »
Wait until she turns zombie so you have a reason to kill her,THEN stab her.
Okay, do this.

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #28 on: October 10, 2009, 11:10:36 pm »


You turn to look and HOLY SNOT! What the heck is going on! You spit out a thousand cuss words in utter fear. You had a thought of running up and stabbing the girl, but screw that! Besides you don't have any silverware anyway. Lousy service. Wait what are you thinking, cars a crashing, people are running in the street. Adrenaline is pumping through your body, you must think quickly!

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #29 on: October 10, 2009, 11:12:28 pm »
USE THE CHAIR!

(Hit the zombie with it)