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Offline flabe

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Just a Regular Day
« on: October 10, 2009, 02:14:55 am »


It's your day off work. Your first one in a long time. You caught up on some much needed sleep this morning. You called an old friend to meet you at a local restaurant for some lunch. At the restaurant you notice a few couples, some elderly people, and a business man submerged in his laptop. Near you table is a couple. The girl seems a little sick. It reminds you that you should probably get a flu shot soon, or even later today.

You've sat here waiting for awhile now. Your friend is late so you are a little ticked off and decide to go a ahead and order.

The waitress is ready to write down your order.



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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2009, 03:13:49 am »
Punch her in the jugular out of severe frustration for our friend's lateness.


Order what we usually order in this restaurant whenever we stop by here.

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2009, 03:17:07 am »
Leap upon her like a wolf and bite her in the jugular before tearing her throat out with your teeth.


Then apologize and act like nothing happened. Order a cheeseburger, a mountain dew, and some fries.
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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2009, 06:58:46 am »
order your usual food and drink, and tell barlady that shes very spectacularily looking
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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2009, 09:00:10 am »
order your usual food and drink, and tell barlady that shes very spectacularily looking
This does it nicely for me.
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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2009, 11:16:19 am »
I would have to agree with Detox and TimeMaster, unless we're already involved in a romantic relationship, in which case just order and say hello, if you know her.
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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2009, 04:44:52 pm »


You order you're usual cheeseburger with fries. You have never seen this waitress before but she is very beautiful. You deicde to give her a charming compliment saying, "You are very spectacularly looking." Sadly she doesn't take it well. "Piss off," she says as she walks away. Now you feel stupid. But you were just being friendly. You now await your cheeseburger with probably spit.

The blonde is coughing pretty bad now, and her date looks worried. Good thing you are far enough away form her germs. You can't afford to get sick.

What do you do now?

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2009, 05:03:04 pm »
Get your meal and throw the fork as a spear, impaling the blond in the neck or head.

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2009, 05:23:29 pm »
I second the throw cutlery at the blond initiative.  Kill her before she infects us all!
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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2009, 05:29:45 pm »
IT'S A ZOMBIE INVASION!STAB HER BRAINS OUT WITH A FORK!

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2009, 05:52:59 pm »
NO!  Don't murder anyone.

Umm, apologize to the waitress.
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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2009, 05:59:30 pm »
Umm, apologize to the waitress.
Do this, and then throw the cutlery.

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2009, 07:39:16 pm »
Run away Run away and get a car :0

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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2009, 09:01:18 pm »
don't kill anyone. why is it all our games end up being about insane killers?
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Re: Just a Regular Day
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2009, 09:02:13 pm »
probably for teh lulz.
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