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Re: A Village Tale
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2009, 06:00:54 pm »


The sneaky attack failed. Horribly. Their HOLY ONE became angry at your people. It throws up a wall of DOMINANCE. The natives are pleased.

However they offer your petty people a deal. Dig them a well, and they will accept you as slaves allies.

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Re: A Village Tale
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2009, 06:12:24 pm »
Dig them a well. In the night carry salt water and dump it in the well. And maybe get them to let you live in their huts. Then RAPE their buildings and BURN their women.
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« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2009, 06:17:44 pm »
Dig them a well. In the night carry salt water and dump it in the well. And maybe get them to let you live in their huts. Then RAPE their buildings and BURN their women.
Do that, and after doing it, do it in reverse.

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« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2009, 06:18:40 pm »
Dig them a well. In the night carry salt water and dump it in the well. And maybe get them to let you live in their huts. Then RAPE their buildings and BURN their women.
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Re: A Village Tale
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2009, 06:23:44 pm »
Dig them a well. In the night carry salt water and dump it in the well. And maybe get them to let you live in their huts. Then RAPE their buildings and BURN their women.
Do that, and after doing it, do it in reverse.
'Burn their women, rape their buildings, get them to let you live in their (now burnt) huts, Put salt water in their well, and dig a well for the natives.' Would be backwards. How does that make any sense. lol


Dig them a well. In the night carry salt water and dump it in the well. And maybe get them to let you live in their huts. Then RAPE their buildings and BURN their women.
I approve!
Listen to this man Sneaky badger is sneaky. >.>
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Re: A Village Tale
« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2009, 06:40:50 pm »


You dig them their well. The natives are happy and thank your people. The SUN GOD appears to have calmed down as well.

What is this 'night' you speak of?

They wish to know your names. And you comply.

From left to right: Helga, Tark, Wok Wok, Kevice, Olga II, and Taco Wiggleton.

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Re: A Village Tale
« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2009, 06:43:55 pm »
Give the natives coconuts, and befriend them, and if that doesn't work, or if they refuse, bash them over the head with the coconuts.
Do it. NOW.

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Re: A Village Tale
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2009, 07:01:10 pm »
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Ignore rysworld and dig the well deeper for them, as an act of kindness. Once it is extremely deep dig towards the coast so you can flood it with saltwater.
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Re: A Village Tale
« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2009, 08:28:47 pm »
Olga II
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Sorry, not really.
Ignore rysworld and dig the well deeper for them, as an act of kindness. Once it is extremely deep dig towards the coast so you can flood it with saltwater.
This, without the digging to the sea part.

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Re: A Village Tale
« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2009, 08:45:51 pm »


The natives are happy about the deeper well. But Taco is now stuck in the hole. He has dug a small cave to keep out of the water.

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Re: A Village Tale
« Reply #25 on: September 24, 2009, 09:06:09 pm »
Taco should dig stairs upwards towards kevice
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Re: A Village Tale
« Reply #26 on: September 24, 2009, 09:06:28 pm »
To Taco: Start Digging at an slight upright angle to the left.

To others: Let build some homes.

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Re: A Village Tale
« Reply #27 on: September 24, 2009, 10:36:05 pm »
To Taco: Start Digging at an slight upright angle to the left.

To others: Let build some homes.

Agreed, except for one thing. Ask the natives for help building the huts and have the purple guy go fishing. We have three coconuts, or 6 coconut halves, so that's enough bowls for all our people to eat out of.

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Re: A Village Tale
« Reply #28 on: September 24, 2009, 11:56:50 pm »
To Taco: Start Digging at an slight upright angle to the left.

To others: Let build some homes.

Agreed, except for one thing. Ask the natives for help building the huts and have the purple guy go fishing. We have three coconuts, or 6 coconut halves, so that's enough bowls for all our people to eat out of.

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Re: A Village Tale
« Reply #29 on: September 25, 2009, 06:16:56 am »
Send down a bucket to get out taco. Also,
Give the natives coconuts, and befriend them, and if that doesn't work, or if they refuse, bash them over the head with the coconuts.
DO. IT.