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Offline Grangan

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Directions
« on: August 17, 2009, 07:23:50 pm »
The way this game works is simple.  You have to follow the directions of the poster above you, to give directions to the poster below you.  Directions can only effect what is actually typed and submitted, and not real life actions.

Example:
Poster 1:Next post has to be backwards, including having every letter be last-letter-to-first-letter.
Poster 2:.spaclla eb ot sah tsop txeN.
Poster 3:NEXT POST CAN'T HAVE VOWELS.
Poster 4:Nxt pst hs t b in 1337-5p34k.

Start!

Next post has to have every word capitalized.


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Re: Directions
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2009, 09:51:15 am »
NEXT POST HAS TO BE IN AT LEAST TEN DIFFERENT COLORS.
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Re: Directions
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2009, 07:19:14 pm »
Next post has to be completely purple and in leetspeak

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Re: Directions
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2009, 07:08:26 am »
N3+7 |00s7 |-|@s 70 be |n @|| c0ns0n@n7s.
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Re: Directions
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2009, 03:34:00 pm »
nxt pst hs t b n grmn
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: Directions
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2009, 03:35:08 pm »
Der nächste Eintrag muss vier Absätze lang.


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Re: Directions
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2009, 03:48:41 pm »
One day TimeMaster was browsing the forum games section and found Detoxicated had made Kenobro post in German.  After subsequently translating the text, TimeMaster found out he had to write four paragraphs.  He thought about not posting, but instead decided to write four paragraphs.

Soon after TimeMaster began to write the four paragraphs, starting with "One day TimeMaster was browsing the forum games section and found Detoxicated had made Kenobro post in German.  After subsequently translating the text, TimeMaster found out he had to write four paragraphs.  He thought about not posting, but instead decided to write four paragraphs."  He thought about what to write next.  Then he continued writing random things.

Later, TimeMaster remembering he had to give the next person directions.  He thought for a few seconds trying to figure out what.  Then he figured out what to do.  He knew what directions he would give.

TimeMaster gave the directions for the next post.  They would be having to post a video relating to the directions you just gave to the next person.  TimeMaster pressed preview, then post and laughed.

THE END
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Re: Directions
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2009, 12:10:24 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MoxKXEBRC8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MoxKXEBRC8</a>
heheheh

Edit: Waddya think, putz.  Type it in BIG RED TEXT
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Re: Directions
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2009, 12:20:57 pm »
((there's no directions there ._.))

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Re: Directions
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2009, 01:17:39 pm »
One day TimeMaster was browsing the forum games section and found Detoxicated had made Kenobro post in German.  After subsequently translating the text, TimeMaster found out he had to write four paragraphs.  He thought about not posting, but instead decided to write four paragraphs.

Soon after TimeMaster began to write the four paragraphs, starting with "One day TimeMaster was browsing the forum games section and found Detoxicated had made Kenobro post in German.  After subsequently translating the text, TimeMaster found out he had to write four paragraphs.  He thought about not posting, but instead decided to write four paragraphs."  He thought about what to write next.  Then he continued writing random things.

Later, TimeMaster remembering he had to give the next person directions.  He thought for a few seconds trying to figure out what.  Then he figured out what to do.  He knew what directions he would give.

TimeMaster gave the directions for the next post.  They would be having to post a video relating to the directions you just gave to the next person.  TimeMaster pressed preview, then post and laughed.

THE END

That's not a properly written essay.  Where's the form, beginning or end?  Furthermore, ther's like a sentence(improperly typed might I add) for each paragraph.  It's a forum game o I didn't expect anything really, though.

The next post should be about kittens.


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Re: Directions
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2009, 01:22:45 pm »
The next post must be nothing but lolcats lolkittens.

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Re: Directions
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2009, 03:04:19 pm »
The next post must be in black and blue

Also,<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTcz-etqwKg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTcz-etqwKg</a>

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Re: Directions
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2009, 03:25:07 pm »
Next post must have at least one political statement.


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Re: Directions
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2009, 04:06:27 pm »
The next person must

the language halfway through their post.

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Re: Directions
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2009, 04:18:38 pm »
The next person must Stipes in cupiditas

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Re: Directions
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2009, 04:20:08 pm »
Racist idiot.  That's not a different language, that's jibberish.  What is Stipes in cupiditas?


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Re: Directions
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2009, 04:26:53 pm »
Theyre latin words.  Stipes is a word for post, but it means a WOODEN post, so he has a crappy translator.  As for the other one, it's a term used for ambition or free spirit.  I don't know what he's trying to say either.

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Re: Directions
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2009, 04:40:10 pm »
Fine then.

Next post must vorliegen Grieche. Better?

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Re: Directions
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2009, 04:44:06 pm »
Dude, use a foreign language you know.  That reads, using google translation, there are greek.  Are you saying to use greek entirely?  What's with you and greek, anyway?



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Re: Directions
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2009, 04:49:05 pm »
What's with you and greek, anyway?
I like Greek and Latin! They're my favorite languages.

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Re: Directions
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2009, 05:55:35 pm »
And yet you can't speak either.

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Re: Directions
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2009, 05:59:24 pm »
Nope. How about:

Next post must estar en antiguo Inglesa. Better!?

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Re: Directions
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2009, 04:24:09 pm »
You didn't conjugate estar.
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Re: Directions
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2009, 04:29:35 pm »
You know what? Forget it. Next person do dndfreak's directions.

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Re: Directions
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2009, 05:06:27 pm »
The next poster muss beleidigen.

German if you don't know. >.>

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Re: Directions
« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2009, 08:04:34 pm »
Dude, the mods are on their last nerves right now.  Last thing we need is ENCOURAGING offensive comments.

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Re: Directions
« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2009, 06:48:38 am »
youre all fools
next post tiene que sudar mucho
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Re: Directions
« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2009, 09:44:12 am »
Theyre latin words.  Stipes is a word for post, but it means a WOODEN post, so he has a crappy translator.  As for the other one, it's a term used for ambition or free spirit.  I don't know what he's trying to say either.
He used wooden post because the modern day post didn't exist because guess what Sherlock, the internet didn't exist back then. The rest still doesn't make sense though.


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Next post must be in binary.

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Re: Directions
« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2009, 09:55:38 am »
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Re: Directions
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2009, 12:02:09 pm »
Dude, the mods are on their last nerves right now.  Last thing we need is ENCOURAGING offensive comments.

I didn't mean I wanted you to flame someone, I just wanted a "You're dumb lol" or something.

But anyways,

HEY GUYS, LET'S MAKE ALARM CLOCKS OUT OF ROOSTERS.

The next poster must write his/her response in a dramatic, epic way.

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Re: Directions
« Reply #30 on: September 12, 2009, 12:23:28 pm »
Once, their was a man.  A man of great evil...

then he got laid.

The end.

Next poster must be at least 20 years of age to post*.

*That means put the words I mentioned in your post


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Re: Directions
« Reply #31 on: October 03, 2009, 05:43:57 am »


     Once, I will follow your instructions, but only once!

     Or at least as long as it takes me to finish this post...

     For you see, I am only but a man, which has limits. Or even a man of great evil, if it ever comes to that point.

     As has been said by our ancestors before us, who lived in the great civilizations of the world's long, forgotten age: "He who got laid in the hands of that which is evil... He shall then proceed to walk for 20 years to the very end of the world of men." Indeed, their hardships were great, the deceived ones of the darkness which is our very nature. I may even come to pity them sometimes, as is custom among my peoples.

     If you would care to hear more of my words, I have one story that may hopefully help you find your path...

     Once, when I was but a child. I mentioned to my master "What is that, O great teacher?", pointing to a majestic tower that once stood beside my village. It was a forward post created by the great Alchamezians during the most recent Avastre War. But of course, I did not know it back then...

     And so, my teacher answered me back, not with an answer, but with a question. He asked "What is it that you seek of the tower, Melfast, son of Tyreh?". I was stunned...

     And so he said to me "One must first put one's means before his ends. That is the way of life in this world, or at least the wise one, Melfast my student. You still have much to learn..."

     It was only when I was knighted as Melfast Dragonbane did I realize what my great teacher meant when he told me the wise way of life...

     May he forgive me for my foolishness.

     And so, I live the remainder of my life here in the woods, a hermit, guiding lost travelers to the path of righteousness.

     Hmm... It seems that I have spoken enough of such things... Let us get back on topic, young traveler.





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Re: Directions
« Reply #32 on: October 03, 2009, 08:11:15 am »



That is three. >.>

Next person must post in only smileys.
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Re: Directions
« Reply #33 on: October 03, 2009, 12:08:25 pm »
 :)  >:(  :-X



(next PERSON MUST write INVISIBLE)
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« Reply #34 on: October 03, 2009, 12:26:32 pm »
The Next poster must must say something honestly kind about everyone that has posted on this page.
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Re: Directions
« Reply #35 on: October 03, 2009, 12:57:05 pm »
Kenobro:Keeps things from going into chaos almost as well as a mod.

Yuu:Is a cool guy.

Badger:Hmm...I don't know... I guess I like his personality.

Timemaster:Why did everyone I barely know post on this page? Seems to have a good sense of humour.

Kenotai:Has this kick-arse Spore game.

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Re: Directions
« Reply #36 on: October 03, 2009, 01:07:13 pm »
I won't do it, not because you said it but because of server load.  There are already 3 pics that are too big IMO on the page.  I'm being sensitive to 256K users, y'know?

Next post must prove the string theory.


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Re: Directions
« Reply #37 on: October 03, 2009, 01:11:47 pm »
http://pieceofshep.com/2005/03/string-theory-proof-is-near/

Next poster must build their entire post with quotes, one word at a time.


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Re: Directions
« Reply #39 on: October 04, 2009, 07:20:29 am »
That's not one word you dumb nut.  Also, how does one use only smileys, it's starting to veer from directions and just putting random crap into the posts.

Next poster must be in a spoiler tag, white, and just slightly larger than the spoiler tag allows.


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Re: Directions
« Reply #40 on: October 04, 2009, 07:33:02 am »
That's not one word you dumb nut.  Also, how does one use only smileys, it's starting to veer from directions and just putting random crap into the posts.

Next poster must be in a spoiler tag, white, and just slightly larger than the spoiler tag allows.

Oops.

I need to read directions more carefully.  Damn.  Well that's fixed now. :P

Next poster must have less than six words in their directions.

Also, what do you mean by "just larger than the spoiler tag allows?"
« Last Edit: October 04, 2009, 07:39:41 am by TimeMaster »
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Re: Directions
« Reply #41 on: October 04, 2009, 07:39:15 am »
Next person have hyperlink.


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Re: Directions
« Reply #42 on: October 04, 2009, 08:55:16 am »
Next post must have at least 25 words.

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Re: Directions
« Reply #43 on: October 04, 2009, 09:37:21 am »
BOO MACS!

The next post must contain at least three quotes written by the great philosopher known as Confucious.

These are my last six words.