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ADVENTURE OF PURE ENLIGHTENMENT
« on: July 26, 2009, 05:40:39 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GkgoeKHsXI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GkgoeKHsXI</a>
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This is you.

You are a man who has just been graduated from university and now have taken on the world, you have a lovely wife, three loving children and a dog, also you live in a mansion. You have discovered a great deal of things that will help science discover new things that will help humanity to live a better quality of life, every man with a three digit iq knows who you are and believes you are a great person destined to do great things.


Alas, only recently you were in a car collision and suffered massive damage to your brain.

You are currently in a wheelchair, restrained. WHO KNOWS WHAT ADVENTURE YOU WILL ENJOY.

Here, is a flight of stairs.

WHAT NOW.



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Re: ADVENTURE OF PURE ENLIGHTENMENT
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2009, 06:02:02 pm »
Lets go down a ramp not the stairs then go out in the street and sit there

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Re: ADVENTURE OF PURE ENLIGHTENMENT
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2009, 06:12:55 pm »
We should slowly wiggle out of the chair, push it down the stairs, wiggle down the stairs slowly, and shuffle back into the chair.

Obviously UFO, you haven't snuck into Micheal Bay's house and stolen his version of Citizen Kane. Giant radioactive exploding ninjas are the least silliest parts.

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Re: ADVENTURE OF PURE ENLIGHTENMENT
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2009, 06:16:02 pm »
Shed a single tear for what may have been before rocking yourself forward and to your death.

As you tumble, have a moment of clarity in which you discover a single, perfect truth to existence and mourn, knowing that it will die with you and that man will never know it's light.

As you lie, broken and dying at the base of the stairs, curse your creator, the cruel V'raal, for in you last moments you have seen his hatred of all his creations, great and small.  This god gives only to take, mends only to break, and grants hope only to make failure all the worse, and you hate him with all the passion your failing heart can grant you.  You hate him all the more, realizing that this is exactly what he wants.
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Re: ADVENTURE OF PURE ENLIGHTENMENT
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2009, 07:29:45 pm »

A single tear falls as you think over what may have been before rocking yourself forward and to your death.


As you tumble, you have a moment of clarity in which you discover a single, perfect truth to existence and mourn, knowing that it will die with you and that man will never know it's light.


As you lie, broken and dying at the base of the stairs, you curse your creator, the cruel V'raal, for in your last moments you have seen his hatred of all his creations, great and small.  This god gives only to take, mends only to break, and grants hope only to make failure all the worse, and you hate him with all the passion your failing heart can grant you.  You hate him all the more, realizing that this is exactly what he wants.

Then, you perish.



I think a record has been broken.
« Last Edit: July 26, 2009, 07:49:10 pm by Veraal »

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Re: ADVENTURE OF PURE ENLIGHTENMENT
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2009, 08:08:40 pm »
As the great creator of this man, you must create a Garden of Eden for this man in the afterlife. It will be perfect in every way, including the women in it.
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Re: ADVENTURE OF PURE ENLIGHTENMENT
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2009, 01:39:16 am »
Stab yourself in the soul to prevent ever resurrecting.

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Re: ADVENTURE OF PURE ENLIGHTENMENT
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2009, 02:23:15 am »
why do you guys always play veraals games, hes gone rogue since that day he had to draw a sylph rape...
he will torment you making story games, just to die quickly
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: ADVENTURE OF PURE ENLIGHTENMENT
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2009, 03:40:27 am »
Its not Veraal's fault people make dumb choices  ::)
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: ADVENTURE OF PURE ENLIGHTENMENT
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2009, 05:02:20 am »
its not like he gave the people much choice here did he...
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: ADVENTURE OF PURE ENLIGHTENMENT
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2009, 05:31:50 am »
You could've like... you know...

maybe just...

not taken the stairs.

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Re: ADVENTURE OF PURE ENLIGHTENMENT
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2009, 09:03:06 am »
Well, most of the time, not choosing dumb choices just extends the lifetime for like a page. Eventually he'll kill us no matter what we do.

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Re: ADVENTURE OF PURE ENLIGHTENMENT
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2009, 11:34:07 am »
Best. Game. EVAR.
Hell, Skyward Descent is pure win!
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Re: ADVENTURE OF PURE ENLIGHTENMENT
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2009, 11:40:17 am »
Bravo!
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: ADVENTURE OF PURE ENLIGHTENMENT
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2009, 04:23:39 pm »
You could've like... you know...

maybe just...

not taken the stairs.
Umm...

Lets go down a ramp not the stairs then go out in the street and sit there

Obviously UFO, you haven't snuck into Micheal Bay's house and stolen his version of Citizen Kane. Giant radioactive exploding ninjas are the least silliest parts.