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Re: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
« Reply #45 on: August 17, 2009, 05:35:13 pm »
It's 3:35 here and I'm just fine-
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Re: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
« Reply #46 on: August 19, 2009, 08:46:07 am »
Well.
it sucked.

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Re: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
« Reply #47 on: August 19, 2009, 09:31:43 am »
Well.
it sucked.

Well, if you knew you weren't going to like it, then why did you even bother going?

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Re: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
« Reply #48 on: August 19, 2009, 10:56:30 am »
Well.
it sucked.

Well, if you knew you weren't going to like it, then why did you even bother going?

I didn't feel like saying no to the one who suggested it.

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Re: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
« Reply #49 on: August 19, 2009, 12:13:23 pm »
Ohhh.... It sucked, I get it.

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Re: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
« Reply #50 on: August 19, 2009, 02:12:30 pm »
It sucked in air, getting bigger and bigger until it popped.
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Re: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
« Reply #51 on: August 29, 2009, 07:16:47 pm »
Saw this one a while back... Don't think I'll ever recover.  However, I think it'll be safe for me to rant w/o suicidal thoughts.  Be warned: I have seen every movie on TGWTG's review list, and this is the worst movie I have ever seen.  For that reason, I will cover my entire rant in spoiler.  If you actually enjoyed this turd, I suggest not mousing over it.  Just ignore this post, you'll be glad you did.

So I was looking forward to this for one reason:  The epic clash at the end between the now defunct DA members and the Death Eaters.  That was the ONE THING.  Guess what they did?  They cut it.  They cut the film's entire climax.  Wow.

One of the biggest things critics have worried about the movie is if the cast can look their role's ages.  So, naturally, in the first scene we see Harry hitting on college girls.  Nice.

Next comes a long series of dialog that made me laugh so horribly- Dumbledore had 10-20 lines and not a single one showed any emotion, even when he became frustrated at Harry's refusal to follow him.  I couldn't help but remember the resembalances to TGWTG's "I'm acting!" catchphrase.

Jumping ahead to the next lulzwortheez is the meeting between Harry and Ginny.  In the last movie, Ginny was over a foot shorter than Harry.  Now it's the other way around.  It was another findf*ck that just pointed out the inaccurate timespan.  Not to mention later on when Dumbledore goes into a monologue about how Harry has "grown so much".

Back to the chronology, the closet that is Voldemort's ultimate secret weapon against Hogwarts is clearly displayed through a ten-foot-wide window lit 24 hours a day inside the one building over a single story in all of Diagon's shady quarter.  I mean COME ON, it's one thing to lower lighting to put a focus on what you want the viewer to see but it's another thing entirely to have a great contrast when you're trying to portray a feeling of stealth.


Sorry, it's just so bad that I can't keep going like this.  I'm only ten, fifteen minutes in and that's as far as I can go without ripping my keyboard out of the back of my pc and sticking my tongue in the port.

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Re: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
« Reply #52 on: August 30, 2009, 08:47:02 am »
Funny because many critics actually liked this.

Also, when he said you've grown so much, he wasn't referring to height. 

I haven't seen it yet but I read the book and reading your rant made me laugh because it was so inaccurate.


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Re: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
« Reply #53 on: August 30, 2009, 09:30:00 am »
I haven't seen this yet but they really cut the battle at the end?

If so that really really bites, Its okay to cut some smaller things (like the sphinx in 4). But not something that big.

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Re: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
« Reply #54 on: August 30, 2009, 09:31:20 am »
I think he's lying.  He's made other outrageous claims before.  I doubt he even read the book or saw the other films.

Also, why did you watch it just to see one thing?  That's like reading a book just for the ending.


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Re: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
« Reply #55 on: August 30, 2009, 09:52:25 am »
Kenobro, if you would have seen ANY harry potter film besides maybe the third one, you'd know perfectly well how the films have nothing to do with the books. at all.

the only thing I seem to remember that was in both of them was that

Dumbeldor died, and he had a charred hand, and that voldemort split his soul amongst an array of objects and stuff so he'll be immortal, the rest of the movie was all "oh look we are teenagers we have hormones let's make out" and "oh no you dated someone else while I secretly loved you, I will now cry and attack you with some birds" and "oh look I'm a freaky blond that wasn't in the books and I serve as comic relief because I'm all freaky"

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Re: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
« Reply #56 on: August 30, 2009, 10:05:25 am »
Seen all of them, and the first two were actually the one's closest to the books.  They started to screw it all up withh the 4th one though.


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Re: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
« Reply #57 on: August 30, 2009, 10:26:10 am »
Freaky blond?
Do you mean Luna Lovegood? She was in the books.
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Re: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
« Reply #58 on: August 30, 2009, 10:32:54 am »
Freaky blond?
Do you mean Luna Lovegood? She was in the books.

maybe the 7th one, i didnt read that one, I dont remember her being in any of the books.

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Re: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
« Reply #59 on: August 30, 2009, 10:35:13 am »
She was, I don't remember when she was first seen.  But it wasn't the 7th.


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