Saw this one a while back... Don't think I'll ever recover. However, I think it'll be safe for me to rant w/o suicidal thoughts. Be warned: I have seen every movie on TGWTG's review list, and this is the worst movie I have ever seen. For that reason, I will cover my entire rant in spoiler. If you actually enjoyed this turd, I suggest not mousing over it. Just ignore this post, you'll be glad you did.
So I was looking forward to this for one reason: The epic clash at the end between the now defunct DA members and the Death Eaters. That was the ONE THING. Guess what they did? They cut it. They cut the film's entire climax. Wow.
One of the biggest things critics have worried about the movie is if the cast can look their role's ages. So, naturally, in the first scene we see Harry hitting on college girls. Nice.
Next comes a long series of dialog that made me laugh so horribly- Dumbledore had 10-20 lines and not a single one showed any emotion, even when he became frustrated at Harry's refusal to follow him. I couldn't help but remember the resembalances to TGWTG's "I'm acting!" catchphrase.
Jumping ahead to the next lulzwortheez is the meeting between Harry and Ginny. In the last movie, Ginny was over a foot shorter than Harry. Now it's the other way around. It was another findf*ck that just pointed out the inaccurate timespan. Not to mention later on when Dumbledore goes into a monologue about how Harry has "grown so much".
Back to the chronology, the closet that is Voldemort's ultimate secret weapon against Hogwarts is clearly displayed through a ten-foot-wide window lit 24 hours a day inside the one building over a single story in all of Diagon's shady quarter. I mean COME ON, it's one thing to lower lighting to put a focus on what you want the viewer to see but it's another thing entirely to have a great contrast when you're trying to portray a feeling of stealth.
Sorry, it's just so bad that I can't keep going like this. I'm only ten, fifteen minutes in and that's as far as I can go without ripping my keyboard out of the back of my pc and sticking my tongue in the port.
