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long term plan?

join with beasts/destroy humans
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destroy beasts/stick with humans
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abandon both and branch out on your own
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Offline martyk

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Re: affliction
« Reply #30 on: July 08, 2009, 05:54:42 am »
He's talking about getting fricking smashed so you don't care about the bad stuff anymore.
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Re: affliction
« Reply #31 on: July 08, 2009, 07:15:42 am »
paint thinner...
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Re: affliction
« Reply #32 on: July 08, 2009, 10:54:03 am »
you go to a local clinic, but its locked. you rip the lock off with your newfound strenghth. you go in, raid the medecine cabnites and take everything you can. you puke and pass out.

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Re: affliction
« Reply #33 on: July 08, 2009, 10:59:12 am »
Look for weapons.
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Re: affliction
« Reply #34 on: July 08, 2009, 11:15:54 am »
Screw weapons, grow some claws.

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Re: affliction
« Reply #35 on: July 08, 2009, 11:17:15 am »
Screw weapons, grow claws and spikes.
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Re: affliction
« Reply #36 on: July 08, 2009, 11:27:24 am »
(from the direction its going, the beast looks somewhat like that thing from pitch black, but more human in form, and minus the wings)
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Re: affliction
« Reply #37 on: July 08, 2009, 12:13:51 pm »
When you wake up, get a bunch of gauze, wrap yourself up in it, and walk around pretending to be a mummy.
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Re: affliction
« Reply #38 on: July 09, 2009, 04:20:35 am »
paint your nails
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Re: affliction
« Reply #39 on: July 09, 2009, 12:29:37 pm »
Find a hoodie so that you can grow some weapons.
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Re: affliction
« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2009, 12:41:42 pm »
Eat people, then use that to turn your hands into hammers.
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Re: affliction
« Reply #41 on: July 16, 2009, 01:08:57 pm »
you wake up, and find some more clothes. you cover your skin and face. now you arent recognisable to humans as a monster; they may think you are trying to prevent affliction by covering up.

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location: hospital
general sanity: 71%
sphysical transformation: 29% (your skeletal system is shifting changing, your jaw elongating. your skin is hardening, and your thumbs are just starting to shift in line with your other fingers, your eyes have a sensitivity to light, and you have strong night vision. you have enhanced strength. your loosing your hair)
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Re: affliction
« Reply #42 on: July 16, 2009, 01:20:27 pm »
Start clucking like a chicken to take your mind off of being afflicted.

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Re: affliction
« Reply #43 on: July 17, 2009, 02:02:07 am »
Try pulling your thumbs back into place, that would be useful.

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Re: affliction
« Reply #44 on: July 17, 2009, 11:40:47 am »
you try to push your thumbs into place, but it seems the bones have moved.

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location: hospital
general sanity: 69%
sphysical transformation: 29% (your skeletal system is shifting changing, your jaw elongating. your skin is hardening, and your thumbs are just starting to shift in line with your other fingers, your eyes have a sensitivity to light, and you have strong night vision. you have enhanced strength. your loosing your hair)
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No capitalization......

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