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Offline UFO King

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Alien Adventure
« on: June 28, 2009, 11:56:31 am »
You are an alien from the planet Xazorg-5.



You have been traveling a long distance for your two-week holiday. You come across a yellow star.



Your scanners say the system has 8 planets, a couple of dwarf planets, an asteroid belt, etc. Just the usual, except the third planet is teeming with life. You think that you should visit, though the other planets look interesting as well. What do you do?


I came, I saw, I went back to bed.

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Re: Alien Adventure
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2009, 11:59:21 am »
Freak out because you got cut off from the rest off the universe. Where did the stars go?!

Meh, visit the planet.

Click on the picture.
Tick, tick, tick the time goes by,
tick, tick, tick the clock blows up.

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Re: Alien Adventure
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2009, 12:02:21 pm »
I got lazy and decided not to draw the stars. So sue me.
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Re: Alien Adventure
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2009, 12:07:36 pm »
Orbit the third planet and scan it for any transmissions or radio activity. Scan it for satellites and whatever too. Just scan it, ok?

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Re: Alien Adventure
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2009, 12:13:03 pm »
Yes I agree with omegatripod, scan the third planet and if it has signals send signals back.

Like "Hello." or "What is your civilization's name?"
:o Whoa... that was deep.

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Re: Alien Adventure
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2009, 12:33:59 pm »
You zoom over to the third planet, hoping to find intelligent life and get a pay raise and promotion. It's green and brown with blue oceans, quite a beautiful place.



You scan for transmissions...Positive! Let's see what they're like...



That was rather confusing. Let's see what else...



After reading that you now know a lot more about the planet and its primitive inhabitants, humans, though not much. Let's send a transmission to them. But what to say?
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Re: Alien Adventure
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2009, 12:44:25 pm »
Submit your Females.
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Re: Alien Adventure
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2009, 12:48:34 pm »
Bring me the alcohol.

You'll never know why.
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Re: Alien Adventure
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2009, 12:49:25 pm »
These inhabitants are not intelligent. Look at lolcats for proof.

Go into the depths of the ocean in search of intelligent life.

Click on the picture.
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tick, tick, tick the clock blows up.

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Re: Alien Adventure
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2009, 01:03:01 pm »
Send them

"Hello, I am an awesome alien, I don't wish to explode all your cities, and that's it.  Trans. me back."
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Re: Alien Adventure
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2009, 02:17:21 pm »
"Yo dawg I heard you liked spaceships so I put a spaceship in your spaceship so you can take off while you take off."  Then, land on a spaceship at NASA.
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Re: Alien Adventure
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2009, 02:19:35 pm »
Blow up Earth.

Fly to Jupiter and rock out.
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Alien Adventure
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2009, 05:27:10 pm »
Submit your Females.
You're already happily married.
Bring me the alcohol.
What would you want with that? It's probably poisonous.
Blow up Earth.

Fly to Jupiter and rock out.
What do you think this is, the Death Star?
These inhabitants are not intelligent. Look at lolcats for proof.

Go into the depths of the ocean in search of intelligent life.
That sounds reasonable.

You fly down to the planet. You see some humans fighting each other in a primitive manner.



Let's ignore it. You enter the depths of the ocean. It is filled with all sorts of interesting creatures.



You eventually come across two intelligent-looking creatures.



You aren't sure which one to contact. What will you do?
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Re: Alien Adventure
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2009, 05:42:55 pm »
The squid, go for the squid

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Re: Alien Adventure
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2009, 05:49:08 pm »
CTHUUULLLHUUUUUU

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