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Offline Veraal

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DEADLY CROW ADVENTURE OF DEATH!!
« on: June 25, 2009, 07:17:52 pm »

HOLY CRAB, you're right in the middle of a fricking WARZONE.


GOOD HEAVENS, a great MONSTROSITY is CHARGING right at YOU!

What the EXCREMENT FILLED BAG OF PUS will YOU do!?
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Re: DEADLY COMBAT OF DEATH!!
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 07:45:41 pm »
throw your shield at it like captain america would

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Re: DEADLY COMBAT OF DEATH!!
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 07:46:55 pm »
Kill it. Kill it with fire.

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Re: DEADLY COMBAT OF DEATH!!
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 07:53:35 pm »
Offer it a nearby corpse as a sign of friendship.

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Re: DEADLY COMBAT OF DEATH!!
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 08:09:39 pm »
Burn it to ashes!
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Re: DEADLY COMBAT OF DEATH!!
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009, 09:02:48 pm »
Open your mouth at it and hope it runs right down your mouth into your bottomless stomach.
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Re: DEADLY COMBAT OF DEATH!!
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2009, 09:26:58 pm »
What martyk said. Definately.

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Re: DEADLY COMBAT OF DEATH!!
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2009, 11:20:02 pm »
DODGE! >:(

You'll never know why.
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Re: DEADLY COMBAT OF DEATH!!
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2009, 11:28:13 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmTTweQDmrI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmTTweQDmrI</a>

So, yeah.

Dodge.

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Re: DEADLY COMBAT OF DEATH!!
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2009, 02:49:27 am »
Don't die

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Re: DEADLY COMBAT OF DEATH!!
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 04:30:37 am »
Right.

So it looks as if it runs on all fours, whether that means it is incapable of standing or not doesn't really matter right now (though it will very soon). It also seems to be coming in very fast. What do those two things mean besides the obvious? Combined it means that it's tactic will most definitely be to pounce. Pouncing will allow it to use all that momentum and it's heavy weight to crush you and hold you down underneath all four of it's sets of claws (both front and back).

So considering we don't know if he has any interesting skills, we should assume he's currently only a moderately competent soldier. Under that assumption here's what he should try to do.

First the most optimal thing he could do, and what he should be striving to achieve:

Crouch lower to the ground, shield in front of him with his sword pointed forward, but drawn back so the tip isn't too far past the shield. That will put him in preparation for a thrust, which with a broadsword is what you want to do. As the creature approaches and prepares to pounce he should get ready to move, because once the beastie starts to leave the ground he needs to move forward, even so much as a pace would do though two paces should be optimal. Once the creature is above him he should push up with his shield as hard as he can while moving to a standing position, simultaneously he should also thrust his sword forward into the stomach of the creature. The goal here is to launch the creature off track through the air over him.

That's allot to expect from him though, and in the second best case he will manage to launch the beast but not be able to stab it. Worst case scenario he ends up underneath the creature with it on top of him but the shield between the two. In the worst case scenario he should still have his sword pointed towards the beast's head, ready to thrust. If that happens, aim for the roof of the mouth when it tries to bite your head off.

Oh, and pray.

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Re: DEADLY COMBAT OF DEATH!!
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2009, 04:34:50 am »
Yeah, or you can do what Oblivion said

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Re: DEADLY COMBAT OF DEATH!!
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2009, 05:51:24 am »
No.


Remember your training. The solution for this, as with all army related activities is to DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY YOU 'ORRIBLE LITTLE MAN!!!
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Re: DEADLY COMBAT OF DEATH!!
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2009, 06:08:33 am »
throw your shield at it like captain america would
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Re: DEADLY COMBAT OF DEATH!!
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2009, 06:13:47 am »
AHEHEM

Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.