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Offline Putspooza

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #60 on: July 13, 2009, 09:33:53 am »
Yes, and later on I launched a space shuttle that reached and colonized Alpha centauri.

So last I heard you were a caring elephant who discovered a city of tiny people living on a speck of dust, you placed them on top of a flower and attempted to find a safe place for them to live. But a Kangaroo constantly tried to stop you because you were making the children believe in tiny people

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #61 on: July 13, 2009, 01:43:59 pm »
Nah, I was never played by Jim Carrey.

So last I heard you became a pirate after you're extended family and sister were taken from you as a baron; we're you french, dutch, english, or spanish?
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #62 on: July 13, 2009, 02:19:37 pm »
None of thee above, I was American and I was taken to Tralfamadore to be put in a Zoo with some 1950's porno actress...

So I heard you got stuck inside a whale and had to create a bonfire in order for the whale to sneeze you out.

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #63 on: July 13, 2009, 02:46:10 pm »
Indeed, I used my living puppet as kindling, mwahahha!!!


So last I heard, you ran the free world.

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #64 on: July 13, 2009, 03:05:20 pm »
Yeah, but I run the Canadian free world.

So, last I heard, you were stuck in a testing facility with a demented AI and a gun that could create glowing rings of transportation.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #65 on: July 13, 2009, 04:10:34 pm »
Yeah, but my gun was less shiny and fired bullets instead... Plus the military tried to kill us all... Then aliens... Then a guy in a suit with a weird accent... And I had a crowbar.


So I heard that you hate people who hate people who hate people that hate people that you love to hate.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #66 on: July 14, 2009, 01:50:27 pm »
No, thats just ridiculous.

So last I heard you were shot out of a window as a child after the same guy shot your sister, you miraculously survived the landing and lived the next ten years of your life in a gypsy camp.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #67 on: July 15, 2009, 10:19:13 am »
Nah, I don't have a sister.

So last I heard you killed your older sister at the age of 8.


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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #68 on: July 15, 2009, 01:17:39 pm »
Nah, I don't have an older sister.

So last I heard, you were a woman on a ship, trapped with a deadly alien that drools alot.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #69 on: July 15, 2009, 02:26:24 pm »
No, I am not Ellen Ripley.

So, last I heard, you lost the game.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #70 on: July 18, 2009, 05:01:56 pm »
Nope, people seem to think I am good at that game. But I have short term memory loss, you see, so I really have no idea what you or everybody else is talking about.

So last I heard you were the boy who survived you-know-whos attacks with only a ridiculous scar?
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #71 on: July 18, 2009, 05:05:33 pm »
Yeah, but then Lord Voldemort's twin brother got me bad :/

So last I heard you were a fat yellow guy that worked in a Nuclear Power Planet, and you had an affinity for donuts (mmmmmm)
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #72 on: July 18, 2009, 05:25:32 pm »
D'oh! You must be confusing me with somebody else...

So last I heard you like Boats N' Hoes.

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