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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2009, 02:25:16 pm »
Nah, I only use the creators.

So last I heard you were flying through the sky as a purple parrot.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2009, 02:28:54 pm »
Nope, I'm not a UFO.

So last I heard you were fighting off demons from a hellish plane called Oblivion while dealing with rude townspeople and leveled creatures and l00t.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2009, 02:49:00 pm »
Yeah, But I got dumbed down for the little kiddies

So last I heard you were a werewolf that dates a witch

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2009, 02:53:10 pm »
Nope, I'm not that lucky.

So last I heard, you were a crazy guy that sawed up peoples skull's to get 'powers'
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2009, 03:04:44 pm »
Nope, I couldn't fix a watch if my life depended on it

So last I heard you wanted to burn all the Boxxy-worshipers
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2009, 08:55:39 am »
No, I'm not a flying fish.

So last I heard you wander around town with a big crystal that changes colors over your head.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2009, 09:09:47 am »
Yes, and to change my hairstyle, I just look in the mirror for a few seconds and spin around.

So last I heard you were vandalizing an art museum with buckets of brightly colored paint to choreographed dance music. But you saved one that you kinda liked.

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2009, 10:53:26 am »
Yeah, but I became a super bad ass my second time around but I died shortly after.

So last I heard you were some square undersea creature that wore pants and worked for a red crab.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #38 on: July 10, 2009, 11:30:00 am »
Nah, I was the octopus that ate them both.

So last I heard you put on your Grandma's makeup and tried to bring anarchy to the city while fighting off a guy in a bat suit who sounded like he had lung cancer.
I came, I saw, I went back to bed.

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2009, 11:33:53 am »
Nah, you got my story all mixed up, I actually fell into a vat of acid, and then bleached my skin

So last I heard you were dead in an underwater city while lying dreaming

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2009, 02:08:41 pm »
... Wait, what?

So, last I heard you were finishing college, and hanging out with three grown men, brutally murdering innocent rabies victims.

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2009, 02:40:04 pm »
Nope, I was just finishing middle-school and those three men were actually very sexy women.

So I heard you went to the supermarket and went on a bloody rampage with a spork and a can of tuna.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2009, 05:13:16 pm »
Yes, and the taste of tuna with fresh blood is quite exhilarating.

So, last I heard you were a cyborg fighting crazy-religious aliens on a floating ring in outer-space.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2009, 07:18:09 pm »
Yes, I also have a habit of sticking disks containing A.I's into my neck

So last I heard you hacked Imagshack

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2009, 10:23:57 pm »
Hey putz, how about you start doing ones that are movie, game, and TV related instead of these strange, real life ones that nearly no one knows?

So last I heard you found some pendant that opened time gates and you gathered people from different time eras to stop a huge spiked ball that fell from space.
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