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So last I heard...
« on: June 25, 2009, 08:06:24 am »
This is a fun game I sometimes play with a friend in my social class. You make a statement as if you were meeting someone you haven't seen for a while and in that statement give clues as to who they are. The person responds by saying "I'm not [person you claim they are]."

Example:
So last I heard you were a immigrant plumber that had recently been involved in an incident involving an obnoxious green dinosaur, a fruit named princess and the consumption of a variety of fungal growth...

(Next person)
No I'm not Mario.
or
No I don't like to ride awkwardly cute mini dinosaurs and have a uncomfortably enthusiastic outlook on cosplay...

And then they continue onwards with a new statement.

Ill start it off:
So last I heard you were invited to an extremely private school, at the age of 10, that completely disregards the normal school curriculum of the 4 core subjects and instead focuses on obscure practices that involve waving a small stick through the air and has an odd school sport involving brooms, hoops and a large variety of different sized balls...


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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 08:20:21 am »
No, witchcraft is the Devil's handywork and I want no part in it.

So, last I heard a fairy came by your treehouse in the forest to tell you of your destiny and before you know it your riding though the country side on your magnificant steed to save some sages or someother like that from the forces of darkness.  Also, there's a princess from what I hear.  M I Rite?
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 09:19:48 am »
No, I don't scream in obscure ways while swinging my absurdly large sword.

So I heard you are an old demented man with a greenish skin that likes to piggyback young boys who got that true "force" you have been searching for in dark and damp places...
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 09:44:34 am »
Nope never been in space before.

So last I heard you were off to some fancy island park full of really big lizards as the main attraction.

You'll never know why.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 09:55:29 am »
Nah, I prefer Triassic dinosaurs.

So, last I heard you were in a suit that could roll up in a ball shooting bizarre aliens.

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 12:44:38 pm »
Nah, I don't like breaking my spine.

So, last I heard you were entering the Wimbledon Tennis Tournament against a blancmange from the planet Skyron in the galaxy Andromeda.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 11:16:27 pm »
.... what?

So, last I heard you were sucking in a lot and swallowing... a lot.... Then you get these crazy hats? Whats up with that?
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2009, 11:36:04 pm »
nah, pink doesn't look so good on me.

So i heard you where dropped off on some unknown island with aliens and thousands of dumb koreans while wearing a supersuit?
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2009, 07:24:21 am »
Nah, it wasn't on an island, those were jews and I was wearing a fancy uniform with this weird cross.


So, last I heard you were on this odd planet with sub-level primates?

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2009, 08:10:04 am »
Nah, it was earth all long.

So last I heard it's your birthday today

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2009, 11:41:45 am »
Nah, it's in 4 days.

So, last I heard you were playing poker with the businessdogs from Michael Jackson's Flying Circus. (I think the bulldog was cheating.)
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2009, 06:15:00 pm »
UFO King... Seriously dude cant you be more specific or something less obscure or gettable?

So, last I heard you were called upon from a pure prayer by some Greeks who were getting slaughtered by a HUGE Aztec Army.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2009, 06:32:21 pm »
Yea but then they were getting slaughtered by me  :D

So, Last I heard you were defending earth with a tank from evil aliens who slowly descended towards earth

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2009, 06:54:18 pm »
Nah, I didn't have any quarters.

So, last I heard you were sent by God to find a gold cup while meeting strange knights and rude Frenchmen.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2009, 09:08:45 pm »
No, sorry, I'm not British.

Last I heard, you were traveling through time with a variety of attractive companions in a blue telephone booth.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2009, 09:59:03 pm »
No, wait what? Who are you talking about?



So, last I heard you were yellow and doing all kinds of crazy stuff.

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2009, 10:21:16 pm »
Nah I'm not an asian ddr player



So, Last I heard you like them mudkips?

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2009, 09:13:26 am »
No, I dont frequent boards with numbers in their URL.

So, last I heard you were some anthropomorphic hedgehog fighting an Egg.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2009, 01:07:51 pm »
Nah, I'm not fast enough.

So, last I heard you were quietly killing beggars in the streets of Jerusalem with a hidden wrist-blade.

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2009, 01:35:17 pm »
Yes, and the guards were courteous enough to not attack me all at the same time, but instead took turns.


So last I heard you were a theoretical physics graduate that had an a aptitude for firearms and a detest for inter dimensional space beings...

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2009, 02:39:34 pm »
Nah, I don't have a crowbar.

So last I heard you were obsessed with living space and were ridiculously antisemitic.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2009, 03:18:33 pm »
Nah, I cant grow a mustache

So last I heard you were a frequent of this forum and confused your name with pacman
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2009, 08:01:40 pm »
Nope, I'm not really a fan of STICKERS.

So last I heard whenever you died you'd reverse the flow of time and go back to before you were killed and solved puzzles.

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2009, 08:07:48 pm »
No, your thinking of some arabian woman

So last I heard there was a red spy in the base

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2009, 09:00:19 pm »
Nope, that's blood

So last I heard you used head & shoulders to defeat a huge alien thing in Arizona

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2009, 10:42:54 pm »
No, i was in New Mexico at the time.

So last I heard you were some prince on a mission north to find some runesword to defeat a scourge or something.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2009, 11:38:44 am »
Nah, I don't have a horse.

So last I heard you were in a scientific base fighting zombies
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2009, 12:15:30 pm »
Nah, I'm not fond of crowbars

So last I heard you were looking for your dad while traversing the capitol of the US and talking to people who look eerily similar to each over
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2009, 12:28:15 pm »
Nah, I'm not american.

So last I heard you were being raped by zombie octopus men.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2009, 02:14:44 pm »
Nah, I'm not drawn by Japanese men.

So last I heard you were a single cell organism who fell to a planet on an asteroid; then you became a space faring species.

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2009, 02:25:16 pm »
Nah, I only use the creators.

So last I heard you were flying through the sky as a purple parrot.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2009, 02:28:54 pm »
Nope, I'm not a UFO.

So last I heard you were fighting off demons from a hellish plane called Oblivion while dealing with rude townspeople and leveled creatures and l00t.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2009, 02:49:00 pm »
Yeah, But I got dumbed down for the little kiddies

So last I heard you were a werewolf that dates a witch

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2009, 02:53:10 pm »
Nope, I'm not that lucky.

So last I heard, you were a crazy guy that sawed up peoples skull's to get 'powers'
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2009, 03:04:44 pm »
Nope, I couldn't fix a watch if my life depended on it

So last I heard you wanted to burn all the Boxxy-worshipers
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2009, 08:55:39 am »
No, I'm not a flying fish.

So last I heard you wander around town with a big crystal that changes colors over your head.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2009, 09:09:47 am »
Yes, and to change my hairstyle, I just look in the mirror for a few seconds and spin around.

So last I heard you were vandalizing an art museum with buckets of brightly colored paint to choreographed dance music. But you saved one that you kinda liked.

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2009, 10:53:26 am »
Yeah, but I became a super bad ass my second time around but I died shortly after.

So last I heard you were some square undersea creature that wore pants and worked for a red crab.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #38 on: July 10, 2009, 11:30:00 am »
Nah, I was the octopus that ate them both.

So last I heard you put on your Grandma's makeup and tried to bring anarchy to the city while fighting off a guy in a bat suit who sounded like he had lung cancer.
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« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2009, 11:33:53 am »
Nah, you got my story all mixed up, I actually fell into a vat of acid, and then bleached my skin

So last I heard you were dead in an underwater city while lying dreaming

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2009, 02:08:41 pm »
... Wait, what?

So, last I heard you were finishing college, and hanging out with three grown men, brutally murdering innocent rabies victims.

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2009, 02:40:04 pm »
Nope, I was just finishing middle-school and those three men were actually very sexy women.

So I heard you went to the supermarket and went on a bloody rampage with a spork and a can of tuna.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2009, 05:13:16 pm »
Yes, and the taste of tuna with fresh blood is quite exhilarating.

So, last I heard you were a cyborg fighting crazy-religious aliens on a floating ring in outer-space.
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« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2009, 07:18:09 pm »
Yes, I also have a habit of sticking disks containing A.I's into my neck

So last I heard you hacked Imagshack

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2009, 10:23:57 pm »
Hey putz, how about you start doing ones that are movie, game, and TV related instead of these strange, real life ones that nearly no one knows?

So last I heard you found some pendant that opened time gates and you gathered people from different time eras to stop a huge spiked ball that fell from space.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #45 on: July 11, 2009, 06:56:22 am »
Yes, but then I killed my great-grandfather as a kid by mistake and broke the space-time continuum.

So, last I heard you were with a group of loud-mouthed survivors killing crazy people with rabies and that you were GRABBIN PILLZ
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #46 on: July 11, 2009, 11:49:05 am »
Come on, do something else instead of zombie things all the time...

So last I heard you wore a mask and used a chainsaw to kill people.

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« Reply #47 on: July 11, 2009, 12:29:26 pm »
(You're doing it right :) )

Naw, I don't like cabin's all that much.

So last I heard was that you were shoot demon from Hell on Mars and couldn't hold a flashlight and shoot at the same time.

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« Reply #48 on: July 11, 2009, 12:52:46 pm »
Nah, I prefer Fate myself.

So last I heard you were collecting 10 boar snouts?

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« Reply #49 on: July 11, 2009, 01:59:37 pm »
Nope, I got 12.

So last I heard, you found a buried, magical gate in Egypt and used it to travel to other planets, where all of the inhabitants happen to be human, and you were fighting off neck-snakes.

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« Reply #50 on: July 11, 2009, 02:16:14 pm »
Yeah, I think we called the project... Wormhole X-Treme!

So last I heard, You did what you did every night. Try to take over the world!

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« Reply #51 on: July 11, 2009, 06:27:32 pm »
No, that was my best friend. Narf!

So last I heard you teamed up with several other extraordinary gentlemen to fight off Martians and the like.
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« Reply #52 on: July 11, 2009, 08:39:28 pm »
Nope, we fought off a megalomaniac and his cronies in Mongolia! 

So heard you found a hole in the ground near a tree by a river, where a baron of bikes goes around and around.
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« Reply #53 on: July 11, 2009, 09:14:36 pm »
Nah it was "an old man of aran" who went around and around

So last I heard you were a news reporter living with your wife and son in San Fransisco, and somehow you started to make jumps back in time. you soon learned that each series of jumps follows the life of a person whose destiny you seemed meant to change. Your jumping affected your family life and your job, and instilled suspicion in your brother who is a police detective.

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Hey putz

That was uncalled for :( :P
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #54 on: July 12, 2009, 03:08:10 am »
So last I heard you were a news reporter living with your wife and son in San Fransisco, and somehow you started to make jumps back in time. you soon learned that each series of jumps follows the life of a person whose destiny you seemed meant to change. Your jumping affected your family life and your job, and instilled suspicion in your brother who is a police detective.



There you go.

So last I heard you are that guy who causes confusion among certain GS members because your avatar looks like a Flisch, while infact it is an ornithopter and you like to bother me in MSN about working on the starters already.
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« Reply #55 on: July 12, 2009, 08:20:43 am »
Can't be, I don't use MSN :P

So last I heard you were a cannibalistic mutant living out in the desert with your family of mutants and that you were terrorizing a dumb American family on a road-trip.
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« Reply #56 on: July 12, 2009, 02:44:08 pm »
Nope, I don't live in the hills.

So, last I heard, you were a rookie cop but got drafted into a government agency where people wear black suits and fight aliens.
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« Reply #57 on: July 12, 2009, 02:57:21 pm »
No, there never was a rookie cop, nor is there a secret government agency that fights off aliens. Now, would you please stare at this device for a second? *flash*

So last I heard, you were a crazy old captain that was hunting a giant white phallus whale with your crew of loyal, drunker idiot sailors. And some kid.
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« Reply #58 on: July 12, 2009, 03:24:14 pm »
Nah, I fell asleep on the first page. Fone Bone read the whole thing, you should ask him.

So last I heard you were fleeing from a blockade of ships from a Federation of Trade that were like an interstellar version of Ikea.
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« Reply #59 on: July 13, 2009, 08:44:06 am »
I wasn't fleeing, i was getting ready to start CHARGIN MY LAZER!

So, last I heard you were the leader of some civilization that started in 4000 BC and you researched improbably things like religions, military, and technologies.
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« Reply #60 on: July 13, 2009, 09:33:53 am »
Yes, and later on I launched a space shuttle that reached and colonized Alpha centauri.

So last I heard you were a caring elephant who discovered a city of tiny people living on a speck of dust, you placed them on top of a flower and attempted to find a safe place for them to live. But a Kangaroo constantly tried to stop you because you were making the children believe in tiny people

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« Reply #61 on: July 13, 2009, 01:43:59 pm »
Nah, I was never played by Jim Carrey.

So last I heard you became a pirate after you're extended family and sister were taken from you as a baron; we're you french, dutch, english, or spanish?
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« Reply #62 on: July 13, 2009, 02:19:37 pm »
None of thee above, I was American and I was taken to Tralfamadore to be put in a Zoo with some 1950's porno actress...

So I heard you got stuck inside a whale and had to create a bonfire in order for the whale to sneeze you out.

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« Reply #63 on: July 13, 2009, 02:46:10 pm »
Indeed, I used my living puppet as kindling, mwahahha!!!


So last I heard, you ran the free world.

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« Reply #64 on: July 13, 2009, 03:05:20 pm »
Yeah, but I run the Canadian free world.

So, last I heard, you were stuck in a testing facility with a demented AI and a gun that could create glowing rings of transportation.
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« Reply #65 on: July 13, 2009, 04:10:34 pm »
Yeah, but my gun was less shiny and fired bullets instead... Plus the military tried to kill us all... Then aliens... Then a guy in a suit with a weird accent... And I had a crowbar.


So I heard that you hate people who hate people who hate people that hate people that you love to hate.
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« Reply #66 on: July 14, 2009, 01:50:27 pm »
No, thats just ridiculous.

So last I heard you were shot out of a window as a child after the same guy shot your sister, you miraculously survived the landing and lived the next ten years of your life in a gypsy camp.
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« Reply #67 on: July 15, 2009, 10:19:13 am »
Nah, I don't have a sister.

So last I heard you killed your older sister at the age of 8.


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« Reply #68 on: July 15, 2009, 01:17:39 pm »
Nah, I don't have an older sister.

So last I heard, you were a woman on a ship, trapped with a deadly alien that drools alot.
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« Reply #69 on: July 15, 2009, 02:26:24 pm »
No, I am not Ellen Ripley.

So, last I heard, you lost the game.
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« Reply #70 on: July 18, 2009, 05:01:56 pm »
Nope, people seem to think I am good at that game. But I have short term memory loss, you see, so I really have no idea what you or everybody else is talking about.

So last I heard you were the boy who survived you-know-whos attacks with only a ridiculous scar?
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« Reply #71 on: July 18, 2009, 05:05:33 pm »
Yeah, but then Lord Voldemort's twin brother got me bad :/

So last I heard you were a fat yellow guy that worked in a Nuclear Power Planet, and you had an affinity for donuts (mmmmmm)
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« Reply #72 on: July 18, 2009, 05:25:32 pm »
D'oh! You must be confusing me with somebody else...

So last I heard you like Boats N' Hoes.

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