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So last I heard...
« on: June 25, 2009, 08:06:24 am »
This is a fun game I sometimes play with a friend in my social class. You make a statement as if you were meeting someone you haven't seen for a while and in that statement give clues as to who they are. The person responds by saying "I'm not [person you claim they are]."

Example:
So last I heard you were a immigrant plumber that had recently been involved in an incident involving an obnoxious green dinosaur, a fruit named princess and the consumption of a variety of fungal growth...

(Next person)
No I'm not Mario.
or
No I don't like to ride awkwardly cute mini dinosaurs and have a uncomfortably enthusiastic outlook on cosplay...

And then they continue onwards with a new statement.

Ill start it off:
So last I heard you were invited to an extremely private school, at the age of 10, that completely disregards the normal school curriculum of the 4 core subjects and instead focuses on obscure practices that involve waving a small stick through the air and has an odd school sport involving brooms, hoops and a large variety of different sized balls...


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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 08:20:21 am »
No, witchcraft is the Devil's handywork and I want no part in it.

So, last I heard a fairy came by your treehouse in the forest to tell you of your destiny and before you know it your riding though the country side on your magnificant steed to save some sages or someother like that from the forces of darkness.  Also, there's a princess from what I hear.  M I Rite?
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 09:19:48 am »
No, I don't scream in obscure ways while swinging my absurdly large sword.

So I heard you are an old demented man with a greenish skin that likes to piggyback young boys who got that true "force" you have been searching for in dark and damp places...
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 09:44:34 am »
Nope never been in space before.

So last I heard you were off to some fancy island park full of really big lizards as the main attraction.

You'll never know why.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 09:55:29 am »
Nah, I prefer Triassic dinosaurs.

So, last I heard you were in a suit that could roll up in a ball shooting bizarre aliens.

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 12:44:38 pm »
Nah, I don't like breaking my spine.

So, last I heard you were entering the Wimbledon Tennis Tournament against a blancmange from the planet Skyron in the galaxy Andromeda.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 11:16:27 pm »
.... what?

So, last I heard you were sucking in a lot and swallowing... a lot.... Then you get these crazy hats? Whats up with that?
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2009, 11:36:04 pm »
nah, pink doesn't look so good on me.

So i heard you where dropped off on some unknown island with aliens and thousands of dumb koreans while wearing a supersuit?
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2009, 07:24:21 am »
Nah, it wasn't on an island, those were jews and I was wearing a fancy uniform with this weird cross.


So, last I heard you were on this odd planet with sub-level primates?

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2009, 08:10:04 am »
Nah, it was earth all long.

So last I heard it's your birthday today

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2009, 11:41:45 am »
Nah, it's in 4 days.

So, last I heard you were playing poker with the businessdogs from Michael Jackson's Flying Circus. (I think the bulldog was cheating.)
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2009, 06:15:00 pm »
UFO King... Seriously dude cant you be more specific or something less obscure or gettable?

So, last I heard you were called upon from a pure prayer by some Greeks who were getting slaughtered by a HUGE Aztec Army.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2009, 06:32:21 pm »
Yea but then they were getting slaughtered by me  :D

So, Last I heard you were defending earth with a tank from evil aliens who slowly descended towards earth

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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2009, 06:54:18 pm »
Nah, I didn't have any quarters.

So, last I heard you were sent by God to find a gold cup while meeting strange knights and rude Frenchmen.
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Re: So last I heard...
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2009, 09:08:45 pm »
No, sorry, I'm not British.

Last I heard, you were traveling through time with a variety of attractive companions in a blue telephone booth.
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