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Offline Kishmond

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #30 on: June 03, 2009, 10:37:43 am »
Open that wombat file.

It's a saved page from pretty much the best webcomic ever.

Hold down the left mouse button and drag so you select everything on your desktop.

Then click ENTER repeatedly, really fast.

Two instances of Firefox open up. One of them is broken.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #31 on: June 03, 2009, 11:01:52 am »
First: exit the broken one, Second: Enter Gamingsteve.com, Third: Enter forms, Fourth: Look for Let's Play My Computer game.

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #32 on: June 03, 2009, 11:05:28 am »
Then post in Let's Play My Computer game.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #33 on: June 03, 2009, 12:06:13 pm »
Hold "Windows"-key + E for a few seconds.  Trust me, it'll be funny.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #34 on: June 03, 2009, 12:17:33 pm »
First: exit the broken one, Second: Enter Gamingsteve.com, Third: Enter forms, Fourth: Look for Let's Play My Computer game.


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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #35 on: June 03, 2009, 12:26:02 pm »
First: exit the broken one, Second: Enter Gamingsteve.com, Third: Enter forms, Fourth: Look for Let's Play My Computer game.


Here we are, but you need an account to post!

Hold "Windows"-key + E for a few seconds.  Trust me, it'll be funny.
You hold down "Windows"+E for five seconds, and 37 explorer windows open up. Hilarious!


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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #36 on: June 03, 2009, 01:16:38 pm »
Go to my Computer then go to local disk and then delete the file named "Windows"

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #37 on: June 03, 2009, 01:25:59 pm »
You hold down "Windows"+E for five seconds, and 37 explorer windows open up. Hilarious!

It'd be funnier in XP.  They slowed it down in Vista.  5 seconds in XP would probably open at least 100.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #38 on: June 03, 2009, 01:42:44 pm »
No, they haven't slowed it down on purpose. I mean wtf why should they :P
It's just because in Vista, windows seem to load a tiny bit slower.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #39 on: June 03, 2009, 02:52:55 pm »
I took the liberty of closing the 36 unneeded windows.
Go to my Computer then go to local disk and then delete the file named "Windows"

Alright "Windows" prepare for deletion!

This folder is empty now.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #40 on: June 03, 2009, 05:12:48 pm »
You are brave to show your computer to everyone. You must not have anything to hide. ;)

Open the stuff folder so we can see what stuff is in it.

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #41 on: June 03, 2009, 05:54:54 pm »
You are brave to show your computer to everyone. You must not have anything to hide. ;)

Open the stuff folder so we can see what stuff is in it.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #42 on: June 03, 2009, 07:24:10 pm »
Open the stuff folder so we can see what stuff is in it.

Just some random stuff.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #43 on: June 03, 2009, 07:33:31 pm »
Open bitcomet! Let's see what you've yarr'd!

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #44 on: June 04, 2009, 07:22:10 am »
Then run spy bot and see how much spy ware you found.