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Let's Play My Computer
« on: June 02, 2009, 12:44:41 pm »

What do you do?


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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2009, 12:47:44 pm »
Click on stuff.

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2009, 12:48:11 pm »
Open steam and send me a message. >_>
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2009, 12:50:53 pm »
Open the start menu. Go to your username file (the one with music, documents etc.)
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2009, 12:51:09 pm »
Search option -> type in hot XXX

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2009, 01:18:46 pm »
Delete System 32.



Or, you know, go into the games folder.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2009, 01:34:05 pm »
Click on Dwarf Fortress and play for a bit.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2009, 01:38:56 pm »
Click on stuff.

You click and click and click, but nothing seems to happen.

Or, you know, go into the games folder.

Hey, there's stuff in here!
Well, really, there's Games in here. The stuff would be in the Stuff folder.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2009, 01:43:46 pm »
Go into the Pr0n folder.

Or play fallout.

I mean, I can work with both, if you know what I mean.  ;)

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2009, 02:14:22 pm »
Remove those stones from your desktop, I want to see your wallpaper.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2009, 02:17:02 pm »
Play Fallout 3, and post screen shots since I miss that game  :'(
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2009, 02:43:40 pm »
Remove those stones from your desktop, I want to see your wallpaper.

Well, this is embarrassing.

play fallout.
Play Fallout 3, and post screen shots since I miss that game  :'(


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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2009, 02:51:28 pm »
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2009, 02:56:27 pm »
Daymn! GNA needs some cleaning up.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2009, 02:58:20 pm »
go on a rampage and kill every living being you see

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2009, 06:15:55 pm »
go on a rampage and kill every living being you see

Alright 'Three Dog', I've had it with your big mouth!



Uh-oh.

It's Fat Man time!



You are dead.


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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2009, 06:20:39 pm »
Open the start menu.

You'll never know why.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2009, 06:31:12 pm »
ctr alt delete....end all processes

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2009, 07:46:53 pm »
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2009, 08:17:56 pm »
Close start menu.

Click on Mozilla Firefox.

Type in search bar '4chan'

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« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2009, 10:55:17 pm »
Click 4Chan.

Click /a/.

Post "Space AIDS" on the top most thread that isn't locked.

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2009, 02:25:03 am »
Post meme's in this thread.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2009, 06:47:42 am »
Go to programs.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2009, 07:24:13 am »
click on documents.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2009, 08:17:00 am »
click on documents.

What could these filenames mean??
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« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2009, 08:21:37 am »
Lets view the screenshots :D
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2009, 09:47:38 am »
Open that wombat file.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #27 on: June 03, 2009, 09:55:38 am »
Hold down the left mouse button and drag so you select everything on your desktop.

Then click ENTER repeatedly, really fast.
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« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2009, 09:57:56 am »
Hold down the left mouse button and drag so you select everything on your desktop.

Then click ENTER repeatedly, really fast.
This, now.

You'll never know why.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2009, 10:21:08 am »
Hold down the left mouse button and drag so you select everything on your desktop.

Then click ENTER repeatedly, really fast.
This, now.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #30 on: June 03, 2009, 10:37:43 am »
Open that wombat file.

It's a saved page from pretty much the best webcomic ever.

Hold down the left mouse button and drag so you select everything on your desktop.

Then click ENTER repeatedly, really fast.

Two instances of Firefox open up. One of them is broken.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #31 on: June 03, 2009, 11:01:52 am »
First: exit the broken one, Second: Enter Gamingsteve.com, Third: Enter forms, Fourth: Look for Let's Play My Computer game.

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #32 on: June 03, 2009, 11:05:28 am »
Then post in Let's Play My Computer game.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #33 on: June 03, 2009, 12:06:13 pm »
Hold "Windows"-key + E for a few seconds.  Trust me, it'll be funny.
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« Reply #34 on: June 03, 2009, 12:17:33 pm »
First: exit the broken one, Second: Enter Gamingsteve.com, Third: Enter forms, Fourth: Look for Let's Play My Computer game.


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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #35 on: June 03, 2009, 12:26:02 pm »
First: exit the broken one, Second: Enter Gamingsteve.com, Third: Enter forms, Fourth: Look for Let's Play My Computer game.


Here we are, but you need an account to post!

Hold "Windows"-key + E for a few seconds.  Trust me, it'll be funny.
You hold down "Windows"+E for five seconds, and 37 explorer windows open up. Hilarious!


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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #36 on: June 03, 2009, 01:16:38 pm »
Go to my Computer then go to local disk and then delete the file named "Windows"

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« Reply #37 on: June 03, 2009, 01:25:59 pm »
You hold down "Windows"+E for five seconds, and 37 explorer windows open up. Hilarious!

It'd be funnier in XP.  They slowed it down in Vista.  5 seconds in XP would probably open at least 100.
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« Reply #38 on: June 03, 2009, 01:42:44 pm »
No, they haven't slowed it down on purpose. I mean wtf why should they :P
It's just because in Vista, windows seem to load a tiny bit slower.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #39 on: June 03, 2009, 02:52:55 pm »
I took the liberty of closing the 36 unneeded windows.
Go to my Computer then go to local disk and then delete the file named "Windows"

Alright "Windows" prepare for deletion!

This folder is empty now.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #40 on: June 03, 2009, 05:12:48 pm »
You are brave to show your computer to everyone. You must not have anything to hide. ;)

Open the stuff folder so we can see what stuff is in it.

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #41 on: June 03, 2009, 05:54:54 pm »
You are brave to show your computer to everyone. You must not have anything to hide. ;)

Open the stuff folder so we can see what stuff is in it.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #42 on: June 03, 2009, 07:24:10 pm »
Open the stuff folder so we can see what stuff is in it.

Just some random stuff.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #43 on: June 03, 2009, 07:33:31 pm »
Open bitcomet! Let's see what you've yarr'd!

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #44 on: June 04, 2009, 07:22:10 am »
Then run spy bot and see how much spy ware you found.

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #45 on: June 04, 2009, 07:45:46 am »
LadyM, he can just hide all the folders he doesn't want us to see. That gives me a brilliant idea.

   1. Close all programs so that you are at your desktop.
   2. Click on the Start button. This is the small round button with the Windows flag in the lower left corner.
   3. Click on the Control Panel menu option.
   4. When the control panel opens you can either be in Classic View or Control Panel Home view:

      If you are in the Classic View do the following:
         1. Double-click on the Folder Options icon.
         2. Click on the View tab.
         3. Go to step 5.

      If you are in the Control Panel Home view do the following:
         1. Click on the Appearance and Personalization link .
         2. Click on Show Hidden Files or Folders.
         3. Go to step 5.

   5. Under the Hidden files and folders section select the radio button labeled Show hidden files and folders.
   6. Remove the checkmark from the checkbox labeled Hide extensions for known file types.
   7. Remove the checkmark from the checkbox labeled Hide protected operating system files.
   8. Press the Apply button and then the OK button and shutdown My Computer.
   9. Now Windows Vista is configured to show all hidden files.

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #46 on: June 04, 2009, 01:31:17 pm »
Open bitcomet! Let's see what you've yarr'd!

Nothing here.

Then run spy bot and see how much spy ware you found.

Ah! A tracking cookie!

That's better.

LadyM, he can just hide all the folders he doesn't want us to see. That gives me a brilliant idea.

   1. Close all programs so that you are at your desktop.
   2. Click on the Start button. This is the small round button with the Windows flag in the lower left corner.
   3. Click on the Control Panel menu option.
   4. When the control panel opens you can either be in Classic View or Control Panel Home view:

      If you are in the Classic View do the following:
         1. Double-click on the Folder Options icon.
         2. Click on the View tab.
         3. Go to step 5.

      If you are in the Control Panel Home view do the following:
         1. Click on the Appearance and Personalization link .
         2. Click on Show Hidden Files or Folders.
         3. Go to step 5.

   5. Under the Hidden files and folders section select the radio button labeled Show hidden files and folders.
   6. Remove the checkmark from the checkbox labeled Hide extensions for known file types.
   7. Remove the checkmark from the checkbox labeled Hide protected operating system files.
   8. Press the Apply button and then the OK button and shutdown My Computer.
   9. Now Windows Vista is configured to show all hidden files.

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #47 on: June 04, 2009, 01:37:17 pm »
Go to a porn website and fap your heart away.

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #48 on: June 04, 2009, 03:53:18 pm »
This is a family forum! Belay that order!

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #49 on: June 04, 2009, 06:42:17 pm »
thanks for telling me that tip too :-)

And download n if you don't have it on there, set jump to shift, and make sure stickykeys is on.  go ahead, try to play that f***ing game.  now THAT is hardcore.

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #50 on: June 04, 2009, 07:14:01 pm »
Go to a porn website and fap your heart away.
Hmm.. a forum name I don't recognize. You must have snuck in here when I wasn't looking.

Open Google Earth and let's see your markers.

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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #51 on: June 04, 2009, 07:36:24 pm »
Go to a porn website and fap your heart away.

This is a family forum! Belay that order!
Well, if you insist.

Open Google Earth and let's see your markers.

No custom markers. What's the point of downloading something I won't use?
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« Reply #52 on: June 04, 2009, 11:18:41 pm »
Search for yourself.


Go to a porn website and fap your heart away.
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #53 on: June 15, 2009, 02:49:29 pm »
open wordpad
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« Reply #54 on: June 19, 2009, 11:47:43 pm »
Go into notepad and
write a program!

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« Reply #55 on: June 28, 2009, 10:23:27 pm »
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Re: Let's Play My Computer
« Reply #56 on: June 28, 2009, 11:27:04 pm »
Go to a porn website and fap your heart away.
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Open Google Earth and let's see your markers.

I was stalking around the forums for quite some time and decided to "dive into the pool" instead of simply "sticking a hand into the water".

Download a mod for fallout 3 and test it out.The porn website thing was just a joke.
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« Reply #57 on: July 02, 2009, 03:40:06 pm »
Oh hey, I forgot about this thing. I'll update it sometime... tonight. Really.
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« Reply #58 on: July 02, 2009, 09:11:58 pm »
Search for yourself.

Nothing. Maybe if you searched the Internet?

open wordpad
write My Name is dog funny
Go into notepad and
write a program!
execute command alt kill


The last request is too general.
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« Reply #59 on: July 03, 2009, 06:22:13 am »
go to the calculator and hit 5318008, then invert your monitor so it displays upside down.

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« Reply #60 on: July 05, 2009, 08:32:06 am »
open google, search for thong, go to the pictures, make the first picture of the shown pictures your desktop pic
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« Reply #61 on: July 05, 2009, 01:55:28 pm »
Disregard the last command and play round 11982 of freecell until it is completed.


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« Reply #62 on: July 06, 2009, 03:13:55 am »
go to the calculator and hit 5318008, then invert your monitor so it displays upside down.

I sea wat u did thar.

Anyway,let's go play the first flash game you find.

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« Reply #63 on: July 06, 2009, 07:02:32 am »
Play Mass Effect!!!!
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« Reply #64 on: July 21, 2009, 11:09:28 pm »
I didn't notice it was there.Play it.

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« Reply #65 on: July 22, 2009, 12:31:55 pm »
update this thread.

(you see what I did thar?)

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« Reply #66 on: July 23, 2009, 06:34:53 am »
Yep I see what you did thar.

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« Reply #67 on: July 12, 2010, 05:16:38 pm »
update this thread.

(you see what I did thar?)

You succeed.



It's been a long time. Over a year. Your desktop has changed a lot. You've got a NEW OPERATING SYSTEM, for one. It looks like iTUNES is open, but is currently paused. What next?
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« Reply #68 on: July 12, 2010, 08:06:30 pm »
Open Minecraft.exe and delete all of your worlds.
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« Reply #69 on: July 12, 2010, 08:31:03 pm »
Do you have Homestuck songs? If so, play them.

If not, Go to homestuck.bandcamp.com

NOW

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« Reply #70 on: July 12, 2010, 09:01:09 pm »
Do you have Homestuck songs? If so, play them.

If not, Go to homestuck.bandcamp.com

NOW

Don't be silly.



Of course you have all the albums. All of them. Even the old songs you can't get anymore. Even a couple of unreleased songs dredged up from the MSPA FORUM. One of them is an hour long techno nerdgasm that has almost nothing to do with Homestuck but that's okay it's still cool.

You chill out to ALBUM 4 for a while.
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« Reply #71 on: July 16, 2010, 12:19:43 pm »
Close that down, and run excel.

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« Reply #72 on: July 16, 2010, 02:27:53 pm »
Go on wikipedia and look up Grant Morisson's Batman.

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« Reply #73 on: July 16, 2010, 08:18:59 pm »
Close that down, and run excel.

You could listen to this forever, really, but you suddenly decide you need to open MICROSOFT EXCEL. Do you even have EXCEL?



Apparently you do.

Go on wikipedia and look up Grant Morisson's Batman.

There is no page called "Grant Morisson's Batman"  but there is "Grant Morrison" and "Batman". A little Ctrl-F sleuthing leads you here.

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« Reply #74 on: July 17, 2010, 02:03:38 pm »
Go back onto excel, and make an algorithm that allows excel to randomly generate pie.

Upload the excel file onto this thread.

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« Reply #75 on: July 17, 2010, 02:22:44 pm »
Set your deskop background as a printscreen of your desktop.
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« Reply #76 on: July 17, 2010, 09:40:09 pm »
Set your deskop background as a printscreen of your desktop.
I did that once. Anyways... randomly generated pie FTW.
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« Reply #77 on: July 18, 2010, 03:18:59 am »
Make an Excel documentary about how awesome Grant Morrison's Batman is.

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« Reply #78 on: July 18, 2010, 01:52:35 pm »
Set your deskop background as a printscreen of your desktop.


Now, it looks like there's iTUNES open, but it's actually not!

You feel so clever.
Go back onto excel, and make an algorithm that allows excel to randomly generate pie.

Upload the excel file onto this thread.
Make an Excel documentary about how awesome Grant Morrison's Batman is.



((I think maybe you should do something not pointless and random. I suggest you look through my bookmarks in Firefox.))
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« Reply #79 on: July 18, 2010, 03:17:41 pm »
Look at free amateur softcore lesbian porn in firefox.
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« Reply #80 on: July 18, 2010, 03:22:08 pm »
WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA!

Look through your bookmarks! In Firefox!
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« Reply #81 on: July 18, 2010, 03:32:04 pm »
Download Google Chrome.

Because it's better.

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« Reply #82 on: July 19, 2010, 03:01:46 am »
Open YouTube and play "The World is Mine: Len."

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« Reply #83 on: July 19, 2010, 08:30:45 am »
((I think maybe you should do something not pointless and random. I suggest you look through my bookmarks in Firefox.))

See, that's why I stopped my version of this.  They only ever recomend stupid or selfserving things.

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« Reply #84 on: July 19, 2010, 09:21:00 am »
"Keen"? I mentioned so such thing.

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>_>



Investigate which folder?
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« Reply #85 on: July 19, 2010, 09:44:00 am »
Funny random junk?  I like funny random junk!
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« Reply #86 on: July 19, 2010, 10:03:30 am »
The hidden "Twilight related stuff" folder.

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« Reply #87 on: July 19, 2010, 12:33:59 pm »
Funny random junk?  I like funny random junk!



This is where you keep links to all the flash games and fun toys you've found recently. Also a few links to pages you visit occasionally but don't fit in any other category.
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« Reply #88 on: July 19, 2010, 01:50:48 pm »
Let get classy!

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« Reply #89 on: July 19, 2010, 02:02:08 pm »
Open All in Tabs!

You'll never know why.
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« Reply #90 on: July 19, 2010, 02:56:53 pm »
What is "GET CLASSY"?

Open it.

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« Reply #91 on: July 19, 2010, 05:37:20 pm »
Let get classy!

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What is "GET CLASSY"?

Open it.

The link eventually leads you to two tabs.
http://www.rainymood.com/
http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
You waste several hours on this tomfoolery awesome combo.

Open All in Tabs!

Hey, you've never clicked that button before...

16 tabs open and load in the space of about 6 seconds. Your ears are assaulted by waves of indiscriminate flash vidya game sounds.
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« Reply #92 on: July 19, 2010, 07:07:51 pm »
Look at free amateur softcore lesbian porn in firefox.
WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA!

Look through your bookmarks! In Firefox!


Same thing  :P

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« Reply #94 on: July 22, 2010, 07:36:18 pm »

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« Reply #95 on: July 23, 2010, 06:53:12 am »
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« Reply #96 on: July 23, 2010, 12:06:36 pm »
Win.