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Re: 2009 North Korean Nuclear Test
« Reply #90 on: June 02, 2009, 12:08:04 pm »
Have no Fear! I has tested this scenario on GPS 2009 and all that will happen is that South Korea will invade and the resulting war between East and West will last for 3 years!

Oh yeah, and Greece take over Syria.
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Re: 2009 North Korean Nuclear Test
« Reply #91 on: June 02, 2009, 12:10:47 pm »
At least the Syrians have something to look forward to.

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Re: 2009 North Korean Nuclear Test
« Reply #92 on: June 02, 2009, 06:48:11 pm »
At least the Syrians have something to look forward to.

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Re: 2009 North Korean Nuclear Test
« Reply #93 on: June 02, 2009, 09:12:57 pm »
Don't they believe in an Islamic version of the Apocalypse?
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Re: 2009 North Korean Nuclear Test
« Reply #94 on: June 03, 2009, 04:36:35 am »
According to the Hamas charter, which is based on Koran texts, the apocalypse will come when "Arabs are fighting Jews". The Jews will hide behind trees and rocks, but the trees and rocks will shout "there's a Jew hiding behind me, come and kill him!". Except one of the trees which is a Jew tree. I am not even kidding.

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Re: 2009 North Korean Nuclear Test
« Reply #95 on: June 03, 2009, 06:36:15 am »
What.
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Re: 2009 North Korean Nuclear Test
« Reply #96 on: June 03, 2009, 08:06:57 am »
When I get a house and do the landscaping, I am so planting some Jew Trees.
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Re: 2009 North Korean Nuclear Test
« Reply #97 on: June 03, 2009, 08:20:48 am »
Its spelled with a Y, not a J.
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Re: 2009 North Korean Nuclear Test
« Reply #98 on: June 04, 2009, 10:57:33 am »
Borat would be afraid of your yard if you planted Jew trees. They can't fit in a well, you know.

P.S. By the way, what is this GPS 2009? It sounds interesting.

P.P.S. I'll assume it has nothing to do with Global Positioning Systems.
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Re: 2009 North Korean Nuclear Test
« Reply #99 on: June 04, 2009, 11:33:48 am »
Borat would be afraid of your yard if you planted Jew trees. They can't fit in a well, you know.

P.S. By the way, what is this GPS 2009? It sounds interesting.

P.P.S. I'll assume it has nothing to do with Global Positioning Systems.


Commander in Chief: Geo-Political Simulator 2009. It's pretty awesome and basicly encompasses EVERYTHING about ruling a country, education, health, work syndicates, annoying superstars, secret services, terrorism, stock exchange, sales contracts and good old fasioned Oil Wars.
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Re: 2009 North Korean Nuclear Test
« Reply #100 on: June 04, 2009, 11:38:55 am »
Sounds cool.

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Re: 2009 North Korean Nuclear Test
« Reply #101 on: June 04, 2009, 11:39:25 am »
It has a picture of Obama on the box, you can't miss it.
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Re: 2009 North Korean Nuclear Test
« Reply #102 on: June 04, 2009, 12:44:58 pm »
Wow that game sounds quality.

Is it any good?
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Re: 2009 North Korean Nuclear Test
« Reply #103 on: June 04, 2009, 01:29:22 pm »
Yep, it's an indie game and not very demanding computer wise. I was going to make a metagame about it but I decided it's just too complex.


Also any game which you can create a situation in which Belguim invades Columbia has to be fun.
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Re: 2009 North Korean Nuclear Test
« Reply #104 on: June 04, 2009, 04:07:15 pm »
Yep, it's an indie game and not very demanding computer wise. I was going to make a metagame about it but I decided it's just too complex.


Also any game which you can create a situation in which Belguim invades Columbia has to be fun.

Belguim waffles and real Maple Syrup is a win-win... Now there is a justification for war. WMDs.. Waffles of Mass Deliciousness!

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