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Re: Minecraft
« Reply #7575 on: September 22, 2016, 05:06:16 am »
So I haven't played Minecraft in forever how do I find the Server anyway?

The game crashes every time I try and play it. Cant work out how to fix it. Guess I'll have to go with out a minecraft fix
« Last Edit: September 22, 2016, 05:14:35 am by Cobra »

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Re: Minecraft
« Reply #7576 on: September 22, 2016, 05:52:13 am »
I can get you the server info and whitelist you once you get your client working.

Did you download a fresh install from the website? If you've got an old Minecraft.exe, it might be trying to connect to old servers or be running a outdated version of the patcher.

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Re: Minecraft
« Reply #7577 on: September 22, 2016, 07:12:01 am »
Yeah downloaded brand new.

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Re: Minecraft
« Reply #7578 on: September 22, 2016, 09:05:50 am »
Is Java up to date and are you running Minecraft as an administrator?

Those are usually the normal issues. Beyond that, I don't know what the heck you people do sometimes to make software not work. But we can try to figure it out if it comes to it. :P

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Re: Minecraft
« Reply #7579 on: September 22, 2016, 01:02:44 pm »
Think I'm supposed to be Admin on the PC, for the Java I'm not sure. Normally my response to anything about Java is "I'd love a cup of coffee."

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Re: Minecraft
« Reply #7580 on: September 23, 2016, 04:42:34 am »
Yeaaaaah. And waffles with a scoop of ice cream on top. :3

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Re: Minecraft
« Reply #7581 on: September 23, 2016, 05:39:25 am »
Also my internet has been down for about 3 hours now so can't even spend time trying to work out what is king on with it.

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Re: Minecraft
« Reply #7582 on: September 27, 2016, 04:16:15 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QwQPX_yjnM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QwQPX_yjnM</a>

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Re: Minecraft
« Reply #7583 on: September 27, 2016, 04:35:40 pm »
Oh my god, the only thing more pathetic than the original dedidaded wam question is someone asking it as a joke.

edit: Never mind, the Minecraft novel is the most pathetic thing in the world.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2016, 04:40:29 pm by Krakow Sam »
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Minecraft
« Reply #7584 on: September 27, 2016, 04:47:20 pm »
minecraft was a mistake
"Ma all the gods of furious strong be with you as you crunch opposents, and live like a windrammer as you f**k."
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Re: Minecraft
« Reply #7585 on: October 03, 2016, 09:40:29 am »
"Ma all the gods of furious strong be with you as you crunch opposents, and live like a windrammer as you f**k."
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Re: Minecraft
« Reply #7586 on: October 03, 2016, 09:59:00 am »
Someone should download and run that on a server.  I want to explore the Temple of Aids.
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: Minecraft
« Reply #7587 on: November 14, 2016, 01:48:06 pm »
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: Minecraft
« Reply #7588 on: November 21, 2016, 08:40:41 pm »
I guess I've got to thank Microsoft? The server gui finally works again after years.

Server is up! Same IP as last time.
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Re: Minecraft
« Reply #7589 on: November 22, 2016, 03:17:27 am »
Notch was the George Lucas of Minecraft. Now a competant Megacorp has a hold of it so things are running smoothly again.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.