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« on: May 11, 2009, 08:48:57 pm »
I'm making this because I'm sort of depressed at what happened to Veraal's metagame.  Yes, my hands are quite full enough but I'm still going to try to juggle all these things.  You can expect not to see any Worldwar posts any time soon, but I'll try to update this, CIYB, CS, and MP.
Now, to begin.
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You wake up in a dark cold place.  Then, you are pushed out into the world.
The dark cold place was apparently a part of something much like you, but a lot bigger.  A bunch of other things that are like you but larger carry you off to a small pen.
Name:Phillip Gaylord Schwartz
Age:0
What do you do for the rest of the week?


Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2009, 08:50:19 pm »
Squeeze your mothers succulent breasts. :P
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2009, 08:57:26 pm »
I assume that the obvious things like eating and sleeping will be done automatically. My suggestion is to try moving your limbs and such, just start figuring out how they work.

What we focus on now will obviously effect us in the future in some way, my guess will be that if we focus on our motor skills and such we will be much more coordinated and athletic. If we focused on observing our surroundings or communicating with our parents they would effect other things such as our intelligence and such. For now though we should focus on our motor skills, being able to physically interact with our environment means we can do more ourselves and be more independent.

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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2009, 09:00:51 pm »
Squeeze your mothers succulent breasts. :P
Do it.
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2009, 09:01:09 pm »
Name:Phillip Gaylord Schwartz
Age:1 week
You do so.
What are you going to do for the next week?
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You know, this is going to be really boring, so I'm going to assume nothing exciting is going to happen to you for two years.
Name:Phillip Gaylord Schwartz
Age:2 years
You wake up.  Your mother-age 23, black hair, teacher-wakes you up, to be more precise.  "It's your birthday!" she says.  Your father-age 22, blonde hair, garbageman-comes in, too.  A party occurs and there is much rejoicing.  You eat enough candy to rot the teeth off of a pack of baleen whales and get more loot than a pirate with a nuclear weapon.
What do you do for the next week?
Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: LIFE
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2009, 09:03:21 pm »
Explore the house!

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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2009, 09:03:45 pm »
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2009, 09:05:57 pm »
We're two now, we aren't breast feeding anymore. Seriously what is wrong with you, that's our mother!

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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2009, 09:07:57 pm »
Do it for teh LULZ. Then start talking lik this all teh timez. LULZ
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2009, 09:09:34 pm »
We'll end up getting sent to the 'special' class if we do that. Then again that does mean we get to ride the short bus...

Decisions, decisions...

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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2009, 09:12:29 pm »
Name:Phillip Gaylord Schwartz
Age:2 years, 1 week
You mentally construct a map of your house mentally.

Your parents seem to be in a rush, lately.
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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2009, 09:15:54 pm »
-Woot! Mental/Psychic construction powers FTW!-

Ahem, anyways, play with blocks! Try to build the biggest towers you can. Whenever we get bored with that and decide to take a break, follow dad around and watch him. If he isn't home when you are bored then we should jump on the bed.

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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2009, 09:22:40 pm »
Name:Phillip Gaylord Schwartz
Age:2 years, 2 weeks
You try to build the biggest possible tower of blocks.  Your lack of manual skills causes them to quickly fall over, frustrating you.
You follow dad around.  He says that you should go outside.
You jump on the bed.  Your dad tells you not to jump on the bed.
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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2009, 09:23:12 pm »
And when you are three make the "Squeeze Mom's breasts" decision. Then when you are thirteen talk lik this coz it is teh ossum.
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Re: LIFE
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2009, 09:25:57 pm »
Raid the fridge.
And when you are three don't make the "Squeeze Mom's breasts decision."
This.
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