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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #586 on: November 23, 2006, 04:40:06 pm »
Wow! Ive been looking for a source of cheap ****** for some time now. Thanks Anree!

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #587 on: November 24, 2006, 02:53:24 pm »
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The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries

oh my god, i  cannot help myself, i did laugh a bit when i read that, but now i feel horrible about it.

It's okay, it's not real. That totally means we can laugh at it.

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #588 on: November 28, 2006, 06:58:08 am »
It looks like a beer logo, not that i like beer, (which i do even though i can't drink yet), and we don't have starbucks in england either.

i'm confused so a mid 5/10
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Re: The best funiest posts
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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #591 on: December 11, 2006, 01:13:54 pm »
On the subject of Jews causing cancer:

Well technically all matter emits radiation which can cause cancer.....

Yes, but do Jews matter?

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #592 on: December 12, 2006, 05:26:32 pm »
LET'S SAY SCREW IT AND PLAY WARCRAFT 3
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm not lying. all your laziness which you mistake for something funney is driving me insane, quit fooling around!  dude this is just wrong, very wrong. reality does not consist of constrained language. go lock this thread malt. I love the payment."4MOD

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #593 on: December 13, 2006, 01:57:57 am »
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: The best funiest posts
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« Reply #595 on: December 13, 2006, 07:44:18 am »
Is there some rule that says you can't gratuitously pat yourself on the back?
I have been told
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but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #596 on: December 13, 2006, 08:13:15 am »

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #597 on: December 13, 2006, 11:05:48 pm »
The Smurf's only real problem is reproduction. Due to the fact that that they only have one mature female at a time, and she is not eternally pregnant, they do not appear to have a system like termites or molerats. My guess is that at a certain point, coordinated by astrological means to occur just prior to a blue moon, there is a massive smurf orgy. Over the next few days the female swells to an enormous size before violently exploding, spreading her very resilient offspring for miles in every direction.

No amount of therapy will ever make that post right. :(
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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #598 on: December 19, 2006, 02:46:38 pm »
But I did make the love with Werechicken.

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #599 on: December 19, 2006, 04:21:22 pm »
The Smurf's only real problem is reproduction. Due to the fact that that they only have one mature female at a time, and she is not eternally pregnant, they do not appear to have a system like termites or molerats. My guess is that at a certain point, coordinated by astrological means to occur just prior to a blue moon, there is a massive smurf orgy. Over the next few days the female swells to an enormous size before violently exploding, spreading her very resilient offspring for miles in every direction.

No amount of therapy will ever make that post right. :(

I'm going to guess more along the lines of female smurfs give birth to litters possibly 5 or more at a time with short gestation periods allowing although possibly they are only really fertile about once a year. Which is why you never saw smurfette preggers.