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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #30 on: December 02, 2005, 06:38:27 am »
penis worms should be exterminated

I laughed out loud when my boss walked by because of this one.

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #31 on: December 02, 2005, 02:00:44 pm »
oh dear lord! I was expecting that to be the least popular choice... your all sick, sick i say!

This just cracked me up.

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2005, 11:25:02 pm »
I'm not a vegetarian, but i will never eat anything i think to be at least semi-sentient (Dolphins, Chimps, Cats, Dogs, other people, etc...)
"By placing a light in a field at night, the boy flies fly in, and as they pass near the light they are unknowingly shot in the reproductives by invisible radiation and sterilized...
They mate and die happy. The female lays her eggs and she dies happy. The eggs die and we are happy..."

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2005, 11:59:48 am »
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm not lying. all your laziness which you mistake for something funney is driving me insane, quit fooling around!  dude this is just wrong, very wrong. reality does not consist of constrained language. go lock this thread malt. I love the payment."4MOD

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2005, 01:22:18 pm »
I'm not a vegetarian, but i will never eat anything i think to be at least semi-sentient (Dolphins, Chimps, Cats, Dogs, other people, etc...)
I stand by my words! lol.
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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2005, 03:27:37 pm »
I'm not a vegetarian, but i will never eat anything i think to be at least semi-sentient (Dolphins, Chimps, Cats, Dogs, other people, etc...)
I stand by my words! lol.
It was the "people" part that made me laugh. lol
I don't eat people either ;)
« Last Edit: December 05, 2005, 03:29:33 pm by SumGI »
"By placing a light in a field at night, the boy flies fly in, and as they pass near the light they are unknowingly shot in the reproductives by invisible radiation and sterilized...
They mate and die happy. The female lays her eggs and she dies happy. The eggs die and we are happy..."

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2005, 10:03:32 pm »
Leela: You can't eat dolphins there intelligent.

Bender: Not this one he spent all his money on lottery tickets.

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2005, 12:19:51 am »
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Leela: You can't eat dolphins there intelligent.

Bender: Not this one he spent all his money on ^instant^ lottery tickets.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #38 on: December 06, 2005, 09:34:21 am »
Now hold on there Billy! Looks like someone didnt use the search button!

http://gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=1699.from1133803894#new

Hey uh... well Everything Else is an anything goes forum so I am still in the green here.

Right!?

RIGHT!??!?:!?!?!?!??!/!/!?1/1//11/1/1??!?!1

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Why you always gotta kiss everybody?
Anyway, that video is both helpful AND informative!
« Last Edit: December 06, 2005, 09:36:37 am by LadyM »

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #39 on: December 06, 2005, 02:05:28 pm »
Take chances! Make mistakes! Get messy!
"sounds like unprotected sex to me"
I see you've noted my hunger for living human brains :P
And if you mix them up, you get "I see you've noted my hunger for unprotected sex" and "sounds like living human brains to me!"
« Last Edit: December 06, 2005, 02:14:50 pm by Samog »
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm not lying. all your laziness which you mistake for something funney is driving me insane, quit fooling around!  dude this is just wrong, very wrong. reality does not consist of constrained language. go lock this thread malt. I love the payment."4MOD

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #40 on: December 07, 2005, 11:53:51 am »
Quote from: Samog
"I see you've noted my hunger for unprotected sex"
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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #41 on: December 07, 2005, 02:06:20 pm »
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm not lying. all your laziness which you mistake for something funney is driving me insane, quit fooling around!  dude this is just wrong, very wrong. reality does not consist of constrained language. go lock this thread malt. I love the payment."4MOD

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #42 on: December 07, 2005, 02:27:04 pm »
I dont think its very wise to go barefoot while operating deadly robots.

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #43 on: December 07, 2005, 04:19:49 pm »
I think its sickening that people automatically associate mutants with gang violence. What about all the hard working mutants working as lawyers and medical students...

Krakow Sam has come up with most of these. I'd like to meet him.

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #44 on: December 07, 2005, 04:26:16 pm »
Krakow Sam has come up with most of these. I'd like to meet him.

I would too, but I'm sure he would say no.
I'll be in England in a couple weeks, but I doubt I would be able to hike up to Oxfordshire anyway.

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