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The best funniest posts
« on: November 23, 2005, 10:38:07 pm »
I thought it would be fun to go through our old posts and pull out some of the good or funny ones

Heres one of mine (It made me laugh thinking that is how I am normally)


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I drempt Indirectly about Spore this morning
But, never mind.
I forgot to many details already
but I thought about it once and decided it had something to do with Spore
I guess I should eat some food.
Well...It made me laugh.
Post your own guys
« Last Edit: January 28, 2007, 08:52:37 am by LadyM »


"By placing a light in a field at night, the boy flies fly in, and as they pass near the light they are unknowingly shot in the reproductives by invisible radiation and sterilized...
They mate and die happy. The female lays her eggs and she dies happy. The eggs die and we are happy..."

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2005, 12:31:18 am »
One should seldom laugh at ones own jokes.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2005, 07:58:34 am »
I agree with KS. I will now pull up one of Leng's posts because it was so ****ing hilarious that I will remember it forever. Background info, I found somewhere where Steve contradicted himself. You know what, just click on the link.

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2005, 09:50:57 am »
I always wanted to be the Flaming Carrot!
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm not lying. all your laziness which you mistake for something funney is driving me insane, quit fooling around!  dude this is just wrong, very wrong. reality does not consist of constrained language. go lock this thread malt. I love the payment."4MOD

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2005, 10:16:19 am »

    Sgore, the only one not zombie-like, shouted at me.

   "Kishmond! They aren't real! You have to believe me, they're not real!"

   Somehow, I found it very easy to believe him. For it is written- Things Like That Usually Weren't Real. It was a bit anti-climactic really.

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2005, 12:23:38 pm »
Oh Jesus, I just had a very bad visual image of a walking butt creature eating.  Seriously, that's just wrong.
"By placing a light in a field at night, the boy flies fly in, and as they pass near the light they are unknowingly shot in the reproductives by invisible radiation and sterilized...
They mate and die happy. The female lays her eggs and she dies happy. The eggs die and we are happy..."

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2005, 02:09:57 pm »
Just posted today but it still cracked me up.

Are all of them really mean, because mine said that I'm a complete dolt who can't do anything simple.

I'm INTP, by the way.

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2005, 03:12:18 pm »
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COMPATIBILITY: INFJs are usually happiest and most successful in relationships with Julia Roberts, though the relationships may not end happily.

Our relationship is fine, thanks.  I just dont let her out of the basement much anymore.

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2005, 07:50:10 pm »
I know I probably shouldn't quote myself, but I can't help but laugh when I think back to this post:

Mating is great.

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2005, 08:06:08 pm »
I'm toothy22 on Steam. Someone needs to invite me into the GS clan!

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2005, 09:24:43 pm »
Vivec, you're the best forum member ever.

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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2005, 12:11:21 am »
This may be kinda mean...
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I do not really get what this concept everyone likes to call shaders really means? I understand it as the hairs which grow after 2 days of having shaved approximately. I'm I right?

Well If thats what a shader is , its definitely not what the old man has. Looks more like a small beard which even sticks out of the face area a little.
this is from another forum, I'm guessing this person speaks English as a second language but...It just made me laugh.
Anyways it was a topic about beards in TES IV Oblivion, and they were talking about using a fancy shader to make a fairly good looking Gotie (Gote' ?)
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"By placing a light in a field at night, the boy flies fly in, and as they pass near the light they are unknowingly shot in the reproductives by invisible radiation and sterilized...
They mate and die happy. The female lays her eggs and she dies happy. The eggs die and we are happy..."

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2005, 02:31:57 pm »
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm not lying. all your laziness which you mistake for something funney is driving me insane, quit fooling around!  dude this is just wrong, very wrong. reality does not consist of constrained language. go lock this thread malt. I love the payment."4MOD

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« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2005, 03:05:43 pm »
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This is the funniest post ever
This is the funniest post ever
This is the funniest post ever
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Yeah I accidentally oppend up a hole in space time
Yeah I accidentally oppend up a hole in space time
confused yet?

I...Could not...resist.
"By placing a light in a field at night, the boy flies fly in, and as they pass near the light they are unknowingly shot in the reproductives by invisible radiation and sterilized...
They mate and die happy. The female lays her eggs and she dies happy. The eggs die and we are happy..."

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Re: The best funiest posts
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2005, 07:30:06 pm »
Remember that time we were pondering what it would be like if steve ran for office...

CNN:  This Just In--- President settles Middle East Trouble over Marathon LAN party
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