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Offline Detoxicated

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2009, 02:58:08 pm »
*gets Nietzsche debating with Marx
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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2009, 03:12:11 pm »
*Gets Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde for the NES*

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2009, 03:19:02 pm »
*Gets global annihilation*

*Insert a manatee*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2009, 03:25:21 pm »
*gets proof of existence of God*

*Insert vending machine*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2009, 03:26:10 pm »
*Gets a TIME PARADOX! TIME PARADOX! TIME PARADOX! TIME PARADOX! TIME PARADOX!*

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2009, 03:27:13 pm »
*gets Veraal
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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2009, 03:28:13 pm »
(@ Skyward i knew you were gonna say time paradox)
*Gets impoverished Africans who dug it up*


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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2009, 03:29:33 pm »
*gets politically incorrect catchphrases printed in a book
*insert a Black Man who claims that the pool's been closed
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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2009, 01:59:18 am »
*Gets a white man who reopended the pool.

*Insert a Can of soda*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2009, 02:07:28 am »
*gets two sodas*

*inserts two sodas*

You'll never know why.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2009, 06:02:36 am »
*gets a cup of water*

*inserts Professor Insert*

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2009, 07:33:17 am »
*Gets 'The Persistence of Memory' by Salvador Dali*

*Inserts a giant quarter*
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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2009, 11:28:36 am »
*gets a miniature JawBreaker*

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2009, 06:45:21 am »
*gets Sarah*


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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2009, 09:25:47 am »
*gets Twilight Princess*

*Inserts School*
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