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The Vending Machine Game
« on: April 26, 2009, 12:21:57 am »
Ok another simple game to keep us busy. Just insert something into the magic vending machine and get something else, what will you get?

We'll start with something simple.

*Inserts a quarter*


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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2009, 12:34:01 am »
*receives a used condom*


*inserts two grown-ups who love each other very much*

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2009, 12:44:29 am »
*A mutilated body and a pile of organs come out*
*Insert a book*
Quote from: Orc Creation Story.
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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2009, 12:46:44 am »
*Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie*


*Inserts a gun, a very powerful gun*

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2009, 12:49:27 am »
*Gets a bullet to the stomach*



*Inserts credit card and dies*

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2009, 01:47:33 am »
*recieves one-way ticket to Hell*



*puts in a Godzilla movie from the 90's*

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2009, 03:09:43 am »
*receives a lot of fish*



*puts in a sword*

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2009, 03:25:11 am »
*recieves 2 daggers*

*puts in naucean meat*

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2009, 05:38:31 am »
*receives a longevity potion*

*puts a crate of awesomeness*

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2009, 05:52:58 am »
*receives old-meme*

*putspooza in a crowbar*

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2009, 06:13:14 am »
*receives full life consequences*


*puts in the Tacitus*

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2009, 06:05:52 pm »
*inserts a used condom*

*Gets a faceful of cow manure*

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2009, 06:22:22 am »
*receives a full scale invasion force*


*puts in a lot of effort*

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2009, 07:41:30 am »
*gets a ball of lard*


*puts in nuclear warhead*

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2009, 09:50:25 am »
*gets a very angry ghoul*
*puts in proof of god*
Quote from: Orc Creation Story.
Stop rolling like pigs amongst the faeces and get out of the way of my sunlight, you stupid f***ers.
Jawless women and their fine, fine feet