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Offline Luminar

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #150 on: June 15, 2009, 04:11:39 pm »
What is it called when you ignore someone's argument because they're fat?

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #151 on: June 19, 2009, 11:58:13 pm »
What's it called when a sprite commits suicide?

Pixelcide

What do you say when you see an Abrams Tank doing 140 down the freeway?

That's just SOOO wrong!

Here's a blondoke:
One day a blonde was sitting in the 1st class section on the airplane. The flight attendant saw that her ticket was for the economy section.She asked the blonde to leave.
"I'm blonde, beautyful, and going to Dallas.I'm staying put."She says.
The Flight Attendant goes into the cockpit.She tells the co-pilot and he goes back to talk to her, with the same reply.Finally, the pilot tells the copilot to take over.He goes back and whispers something in her ear. Her eyes get wide, she grabs her luggage, and goes back to the economy class.When he returns, they both ask him what he did. He says:
"My wife's a blonde.All I did was tell her that 1st class isn't going to Dallas."
« Last Edit: June 20, 2009, 12:00:02 am by GroxGlitch »

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #152 on: June 21, 2009, 11:04:40 am »
You just wasted a lot more than 6.72 seconds of my life.

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #153 on: June 21, 2009, 11:07:09 am »
That first joke was a ripoff of infiniminer.
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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #154 on: June 27, 2009, 07:28:38 am »
Hey guys!

Flora editor will come somewhere in the month after Spore's release!

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #155 on: June 27, 2009, 10:00:31 am »
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now I'm sad...
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #156 on: June 27, 2009, 10:31:44 am »
Hey guys!

Spore will live up to your expectations!

Fixed.

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #157 on: June 27, 2009, 05:33:59 pm »
Nothing about spore will ever be fixed.

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #158 on: June 27, 2009, 05:37:17 pm »
Wow you people need to get over Spore. Its fine. It works for a game. Sure you over hyped it, but whatever. Let it go.
No, no, he did. In the everything else section, at least. Officially, this makes him king.

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #159 on: June 27, 2009, 05:39:00 pm »
I'm not too pissed at it, this IS the joke thread (so of course spore's in it OH SNAP).

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #160 on: June 27, 2009, 06:11:36 pm »
yeah! ETW rocks once the new 1.3 patch is fixed. CTDs are common if you have mods on it. :(
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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #161 on: June 28, 2009, 06:41:15 pm »
What is ETW?
Nevermind.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2009, 09:11:34 pm by Kishmond »
Yeah, [Kishmond] came back from Africa, but the ponies have him now.

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #162 on: June 28, 2009, 06:42:50 pm »
Saganmaineiac is a winner

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #163 on: June 28, 2009, 09:10:21 pm »
Saganmaineiac is a winner
Except not really.

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #164 on: June 28, 2009, 10:58:19 pm »
This one is in pretty bad taste i warn you.

When Farreh died she went to heaven, God told her that he would grant her one wish.

Farreh said i want peace on earth for all children.

So God killed Micheal Jackson!.