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Offline Plank of Wood

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #120 on: May 08, 2009, 02:34:03 pm »
What's Brown and Sticky?
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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #122 on: May 08, 2009, 02:49:57 pm »
What do birds watch on Discovery Channel?
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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #123 on: May 08, 2009, 03:30:40 pm »
Your mom and a horse. ::)
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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #124 on: May 08, 2009, 04:09:29 pm »
What did the spy say to the medic?


Doctor! Your back is killing you!

TF2 joke >_>

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #125 on: May 09, 2009, 12:13:51 am »
Why did the scout cross the road?

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #126 on: May 09, 2009, 12:53:15 am »
Your mom and a horse. ::)

Fail.


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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #127 on: May 09, 2009, 04:32:35 am »
I've just returned from outer space. I took a book to read while I was up there.

Couldn't put it down.



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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #128 on: May 12, 2009, 03:57:21 pm »

Little Known Illnesses
 
AFROPHOBIA: Fear of the return of the 70's hair styles.
 
DEJA FLU: The feeling that one has had this cold before.
 
HYPOCOINDRIA: Fear of not having correct change.
 
HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX: Rash caused by wearing a toupee in a pool.
 
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CELESTIAL SEASONINGS AFFECTIVE DISORDER: Herbal-tea addiction.
 
VISACARDITIS: The heart-stopping sensation brought on by exceeding your credit limit.
 
SONSTROKE: An attack during the reading of a will.
 
ROSWELL-BABY SYNDROME: Irrational fear that one's infant might be an alien.
 
OREOPOROSIS: Disorder caused by too many cookies, not enough milk.

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #129 on: May 12, 2009, 08:00:50 pm »
Pft. Only the last one is real.
No, no, he did. In the everything else section, at least. Officially, this makes him king.

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #130 on: May 13, 2009, 03:37:05 pm »
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half
of them are stupider than that.

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #131 on: May 13, 2009, 03:41:13 pm »
Then why did you post that here?

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #132 on: May 13, 2009, 04:38:40 pm »
What's brown and thymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

Why does Snoop own an umbrella?

For drizzle
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #133 on: May 14, 2009, 01:06:25 pm »
So what if Jesus turned water into wine...
I turned a whole student loan into Vodka once. Your move Jesus...


China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you


1 in 3 American girls are obese.
As are the other 2.

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Re: Crack-A-joke
« Reply #134 on: May 14, 2009, 08:05:09 pm »
So what if Jesus turned water into wine...
I turned a whole student loan into Vodka once. Your move Jesus...

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