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Offline Kcronos

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Re: WHO IS THE GREATEST MAN TO EVER LIVE?
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2009, 06:12:51 pm »
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Re: WHO IS THE GREATEST MAN TO EVER LIVE?
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2009, 06:40:30 pm »
I hear Alexander is a pretty cool guy. eh kills Perseins and doesn't afraid of anything.

Seriously though.

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Re: WHO IS THE GREATEST MAN TO EVER LIVE?
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2009, 06:56:48 pm »
Definitely Leonardo da Vinci.
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Re: WHO IS THE GREATEST MAN TO EVER LIVE?
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2009, 08:15:40 pm »
Da Vinci was a painter who sketched some neat but impractical things.

Hero of Alexandria (funny how all the geniuses have places of origin instead of last names) came centuries before him and outdid him in inventions produced.  First steam engine.  Wind power.  The vending machine.  A programmable binary machine that could do a full ten minute play, including sound effects, all on it's own.

To continue with the more obscure side of history, I also nominate Von Berlichingen, who went on to fight wars for nearly forty years after his arm was blown off by cannon fire.  He could do this because he got a prosthetic years ahead of it's time (I think even most modern ones are a poor substitute for his, unfortunately no one knows who made it).  He also invented the phrase "kiss my ***."

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Re: WHO IS THE GREATEST MAN TO EVER LIVE?
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2009, 11:43:40 pm »
Great men usually have tons of lives on their conscious. We can't glorify that, can we?
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Re: WHO IS THE GREATEST MAN TO EVER LIVE?
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2009, 05:08:11 am »
Moot.

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Re: Who is the Greatest Man to ever live?
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2009, 05:18:07 am »
The college stoner band says that they are the greatest men, but we all know that's not true. Could they be telling everyone that they are the greatest and everyone else should think of themselves in that same manner? Who knows? It's friggin Weezer! lol You tell me! Who do you think the greatest man to ever live is?

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Re: Who is the Greatest Man to ever live?
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2009, 05:24:44 am »
R. Kelly?

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Re: Who is the Greatest Man to ever live?
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2009, 05:48:49 am »
The college stoner band says that they are the greatest men, but we all know that's not true. Could they be telling everyone that they are the greatest and everyone else should think of themselves in that same manner? Who knows? It's friggin Weezer! lol You tell me! Who do you think the greatest man to ever live is?

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Re: Who is the Greatest Man to ever live?
« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2009, 07:09:07 am »
Homer Simpson?
 
I know he didn't technically live.

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Re: Who is the Greatest Man to ever live?
« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2009, 08:04:09 am »
R. Kelly.

He's the world's greatest.~

He even admits it in one of his songs.

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Re: WHO IS THE GREATEST MAN TO EVER LIVE?
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2009, 08:51:03 am »
I'm surprised to find how many people answered Jesus. I'm unsure how to answer there based on whether He technically counts for this.

I hear Alexander is a pretty cool guy. eh kills Perseins and doesn't afraid of anything.

Seriously though.

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Re: Who is the Greatest Man to ever live?
« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2009, 09:13:14 am »
I will become.

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Re: Who is the Greatest Man to ever live?
« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2009, 10:09:45 am »
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pretty_cool_guy

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