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Offline Veraal

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FLY
« on: March 22, 2009, 06:35:09 pm »
You are a fly.

Your function in life is to spread pestilence and disease, in fact, you are currently the carrier of a ... deadly virus.

Your task is to spread this disease and kill or harm or affect as many two-legged people as possible. But of course, you may choose to do something else.


So, where will you fly?

..hurr.



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Re: FLY
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2009, 06:37:37 pm »
Africa! Best place for things like this.
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Re: FLY
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2009, 06:38:51 pm »
Go outside and find a picnic, then crawl all over the food.
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Re: FLY
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2009, 06:39:21 pm »
Let's start off easy. It looks like you're in an office, so go over to the coffee machine, and spread the gunk all over the spout when no one's looking. Today the office, tomorrow the world!
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Re: FLY
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2009, 06:53:50 pm »
You speed off!

Below you see people typing on computers or talking to other people.

What luck!

You happen to find something that looks like a coffee machine, but it looks so high tec, wonder how you would get in, if that is what you're planning.

What now?

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Re: FLY
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2009, 06:59:50 pm »
Just stand on the nozzle and rub yourself all over it and then leave before anyone notices. Spit on it if need be. Then head to a nearby seedy looking restaurant and get in the kitchen. Also, look for other flies to spread the disease to. A fly alone is bound to die.
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Re: FLY
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2009, 08:02:27 pm »
What's that thing hung on the wall? It looks interesting.

You should land on it, it's probably delicious.
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Re: FLY
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2009, 01:40:09 am »
Just stand on the nozzle and rub yourself all over it and then leave before anyone notices. Spit on it if need be. Then head to a nearby seedy looking restaurant and get in the kitchen. Also, look for other flies to spread the disease to. A fly alone is bound to die.
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Re: FLY
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2009, 05:25:59 am »
Just stand on the nozzle and rub yourself all over it and then leave before anyone notices. Spit on it if need be. Then head to a nearby seedy looking restaurant and get in the kitchen. Also, look for other flies to spread the disease to. A fly alone is bound to die.
This.

yea, flies usually only live between 24 hours to a few weeks, depending on the species.

I also choose that option.

Another option is to find an alleyway with trash in it, theres going to be flies there.

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Re: FLY
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2009, 10:46:21 pm »
Yes before we get started spreading the disease really far,we should work on spreading the disease to other flies so even if our first fly dies we can continue our epic quest to kill life.However,let's take 1 step at at a time...

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Re: FLY
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2009, 03:11:14 am »
And that step would be the coffee machine, correct?

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Re: FLY
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2009, 07:08:39 am »
And that step would be the coffee machine, correct?
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Re: FLY
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2009, 03:15:56 pm »
Veraal, Props to the drawings. they´re hilarious! ;D
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Re: FLY
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2009, 03:18:32 pm »
Thanks a bunch, xeno!

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Re: FLY
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2009, 03:21:13 pm »
Just stand on the nozzle and rub yourself all over it and then leave before anyone notices. Spit on it if need be. Then head to a nearby seedy looking restaurant and get in the kitchen. Also, look for other flies to spread the disease to. A fly alone is bound to die.
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