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Seeing as how "I'm going into the story" at least this edition of it, is soon to be reaching a close, I thought it would be time to inroduce the fourm community here to another game I created of the off topic section of the sims bbs! (my first and most popular one actually)

the rules are simple enough:
Type "9 is not a number, It's ____________ " then you fill the blank with the most funny and or random and or ploofy(sooner or later that word will catch on!) thing you can think of!
Example: 9 is not a number, it'ss an evil produce section on the run from the cops!

(ponders example... Hey that Macintosh just stole my car! lol.)

Oh, and rate the one above yours

I'll start!

9 is not a number, it's an alernate dimention, mostly made up of cupcakes...


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9 is not a number, it's a FEATURE
I have been told
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but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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9 is not a number, its a Jedi Sentinel.
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be cause it's not as good as mine, and mine is apparently a 3...
I have been told
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that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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That's because yours isn't funny.

And you didn't post a nine thingy.

9 is not a number, its a pirate penguin.
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"objection: conflict of interest"

"sustained"
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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the feature thing IS funny, given the context "its not a bug, its a feature".

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(getting back on topic...)
9 is not a number, its the basis of logic being used when they invented the Pogo Stick
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9 is not a number, it's the letter G. Learn your 1337.

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I'd give you a 9, but, well, you know...so Whatever the Equivilent of 9 would be. let's say it's "Bob"

9 is not a number, it's what McDonalds really puts in their Big macs...
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I was wondering what that crap was!

9 is not a number, it is one tadpole doing it. (Get Vivec down here, he needs to vote on this)

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9 is not a number, its a stand in for Vivec
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...yeah that's a good one, right vivic?

Vivic?

Wait a second. This isn't vivic.

9 is not a number, it's the result of a government science experiment gone wrong...
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9 is not a number. There's no room for it.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 20....

You rebellious kids. Not knowing how to count properly.
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9, but why did you remove 8?

9 is not a number.  9 is a HUMAN BEING!!!
I have been told
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that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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9, but why did you remove 8?

Because it is a base eight system.

9 is not a number. 9 is a HUMAN BEING!!!

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9 is not a number, it's a cat's life.

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I give that a 4. A 4 for L4ME!

9 is not a number. It is an intregal part of the German language.

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this topic is going to end bloodily with all the low ratings...

9 is not a number, it's what you'll rate my post if you know what's good for you.
I have been told
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They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
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I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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10. What now!?

I don't have a new one. This game isn't very good.

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at least 9 isn't a riddle...
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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10. What now!?

I don't have a new one. This game isn't very good.

Well, you're trying to take it too sane. Its best to play a game like this when half asleep and in a very random mood... (practice for a little bit. Speak words but don't really think about anything your're saying. Intresting things may occur.)

9 is not a number, It is Don King In Drag on a bright and chilly tuesday afternoon.
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5. Eh.

9 is not a number, it's "widoW AND CHARLIE MXIXAD!"

Really!
« Last Edit: November 22, 2005, 04:36:01 pm by Samog »
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9 isn't a number. It's what you get when you mix nickel, gopher fat, and a small child in a sacrificial rite.

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ummm... 9.1 because that brings interesting images...

9 is not a number, it's a failed Willy wonka teletubbie.
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9 is not a number, it is a panda that exploded

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3, pandas...lazy bastards! ;)

9 is not a number, its all a wacked out government conspiracy man! like bigfoot!

Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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No, that's Fruitcake! But you get an 8 anyway!

9 is not a number, Though it is just as lethal... ;)
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9 is not a number, it is pi

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5 - pi is not a number its food.

9 Is not a number, its an alternative-lifestyle 6 so don't be hatin'.


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9. That's right, a 9. I'm not going to hide from it anymore.

9 isn't a number, it's a chicken in a breadpan pickin' out dough.

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9 isnot a number it is a turkey disguised as a number

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9 is not a number, 9 is a story that doesnt go anywhere, like the time I was playing a game called "9 is not a number!" I had just posted a answer which said: 9 is not a number, 9 is a story that doesnt go anywhere, like the time I was playing a game called... :P
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8.5

9 is not a number, it is the capital of Wyoming, with bubbles!

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Well, Wyoming would be much more intresting with Bubbles....8.2

9 is not a number, "It's A Work of art!" Raves the New York Times "It's The Pinicile of Perfection!" Said USA TODAY. "It's More than a Number! Its A once in a life time Event!"- Exclaims The Washington Journal!    9. You won't want to miss this. Open Everywhere this Thanksgiving. This Post has not yet been Rated.

(Edited for Then/Than Errors!)
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Well, Wyoming would be much more intresting with Bubbles....8.2

9 is not a number, "It's A Work of art!" Raves the New York Times "It's The Pinicile of Perfection!" Said USA TODAY. "It's More then a Number! Its A once in a life time Event!"- Exclaims The Washington Journal!    9. You won't want to miss this. Open Everywhere this Thanksgiving. This Post has not yet been Rated.

It would have gotten a 9, but that's one of my pet peeves. 7/10

9 is not a number, it is the revolutionary leader of France.

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9 is not a number, it is a free man!

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3- a tad predictable

9 is not a number, it is an obvious reference to sci-fi classic The Prisoner
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3- that's how many times that joke's been made

Continuing with the theme of "cliched references":

9 is not a number, only Zuul.
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9 is not a number, its a slot machine in Atlantic City

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9 IS a number.  yeah 9, be yo bad self!
I have been told
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that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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9=
ERROR: NONREAL ANS
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Leng's was better and he got a 1, so you get a 0 I guess...

9 is not a number, it is a way of life.

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6. Oh man, I broke Samog! Now I have to call tech support or something...

Edit: 762 posted. Very zen, 6.5.

9 is not a number, It's what Sherman and Pebody's reaction was after coming back to the present and realizing they had horribly horribly altered the timeine.

(If that dog was so smart why didn't he concider the temporal disturbances he would create by meeting with those past figures! Darn You Pebody!)
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Maybe the present is what it is because the dog had the forsight to alter the past for the good of the present. Deep stuff, man. You gon' hit that?

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But Leng's wasn't a "9 is not a number" post.

8. Why? Because.

Translated into English for your textbook-reading pleasure:

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9 is not a number, it is, however, used in archaic texts to represent 8.5 (that being the number halfway between 8 and 10.) 9 was briefly reintroduced during the Third Napoleonic Wars (see pp. 180-201). However, the elite pilots of the Legion of Honor were defeated in no fewer than fourteen decisive battles. The remnants of the Grande Armée* then attempted to hold out against a siege in New Paris (48-51, 2-20, 36k) New Paris fell with a single shot when the British Isles launched and fired the IRELAND Laser.

SECTION REVIEW

a) What ancient runes and words did you learn in this chapter?
b) "Why did Samog spend so much time on this?" laments the famed poet PB-481. Explain in your own words why Samog "spent so much time on this."
c) How did wise men share information with each other visually before the invention of the laser printer? Use the following terms: "Tree bark," "Interpretive dance," "Morse code," and "psychic link."
d) Using information from Chapter 3 (Britain), infer where and what Ireland was before it was converted into the weapon that destroyed the Weapons Platform of Lights.

*For more information on old French spelling and foot soldiers, see chapter 15 and appendix xvii.
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Now that must have taken some effort you get an 8.5.

9 is not a number, it is a cow projectile weapon armed kitten.
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9 is not a number, it is a windows error

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these are all lame
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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these are all lame

I don't know, I think vivec desirves at least 7 points for making me think of heavly armed kittens with bovine weapontry...

Though i don't Exactly get DevilMachines...4.

9 is not a number, It's a um...*Shoots Flashy Thingy* And thank you for participating in the Governments new Mathamatics System Test!
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9 is not a number, it is an emergent property of the flawed decimal arabic number system and will soon destroy us all for our foolishness.
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9 is not a number its a snowflake

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9 is not a number, it is a boring thread made by Sgore

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1 I got a 7! So its not boring.


9 is not a number, it is a vampric llama, relating to the distant ancestors of the fruit bat.
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9 is not a number, it is an expressionless cow in the place where there is no darkness

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these suck, but i'll give you a decent 7 for the creepy 1984 reference

5 + 5 = 9
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Not really a 9 is not a # so no rating i suppose...

9 is not a number, It was the collective Groan of Agony everyone let out when KISS Removed their makeup...
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9 is not a number because 7 8 9

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9 is not an number, it is the result of unprotected six.

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8 (because 9 isn't a number)
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9 is not an number, it is the result of unprotected six.


9 is not a number it is 121 2!@RDGF 13458      Error!!!!!!!!!!!!
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9 is not a number, its a shirt in Animal Crossing

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9 is not a number, it's a free neutron.

If you didn't get that, you should read up on your forum history!
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3, you shouldnt assume people can read  :(

9 is not a number, it's the average SAT score in Indiana

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If there are nine universes, then nine of those will create a bomb which has the ability to destroy ALL NINE universes(not just nine of them). Unless such a device is literarally unbuildable(some law of nature or something, lol), which cannot be since there are nine universes where breaking the laws of nature is possible, then there are nine universes where that bomb has already been set off.

If my argument isn't flawed(there's a chance :P) then all nine universes are already destroyed. But, then again, there will be nine universes where someone has invented ways to preserve ALL NINE unverses. That leads us to the nine universes where they can destroy those universes, and nine universes where the former are stopped once again, and so on, and so forth, for ever.

I think so, anyway.

This thread is great.

Well, this goes back to thinking of nine as a number. It would never be possible for any explotion of any type to destroy all nine because "all nine" is an oxymoron. Nine has no Boundries. Even if someone invented a bomb that could blow up nine worlds, nine would never be reached. Just hope we're not anywhere near the universe with the guy with the bomb in whatever sort of way you could map something like that. Sure there may be world where our laws of physics are defied, but that isn't a law of physics in any sort, that goes back to not being able to put nine in any part of a probability fraction becuase it isn't a number.
I have been told
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They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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9 is not a number, its a joint venture between the Microsoft Corporation and ecorp, the online investment
arm of PBL.

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9 is not a number it's a ninja who wears bright pink silk and dances in the shower

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9 is not a number, it's Karma!
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9 is not a number, it's an alien conspiracy to take over our Solar System!  And I'm the only one who knows it!  Everytime someone says "Seven, Eight, Nine" *Looks around suspiciously* They become more powerful!!!!  Run to the hills!  Don't let them take you... Unless you're already one of them... :o
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1 because I can't go any lower
9 is not a number, it is the amount of people in texas who arn't rednecks

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10!

9 is not a number, actually, it is rather ploofy.

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5!

9 is not a number, its (

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9 does not exist and neither does spell check.

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9 is not a number, it is the weight goal of an anarexic

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10, that's brilliant.

9 is not a number, it's the average IQ of the blonde population. (No offense)
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0, man, that's so old (get it, because i'm necrobumping, and also because it's a blonde joke, IT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS!)

9 is not a number, it's a letter
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9 is not number  it is a meal for 7
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9 is not a number, it's the phantom of the opera.

Glad to see that this game has made a comeback. No doubt, it's a classic  :)
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9 is not a number, its a time paradox use by Einstein to make PERFECT pancakes for himself so that he stay smarter and didnt fal victim to himself!

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10 i like it 9 is not a number it a glich in the matrix
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9 is not a number, it a letter

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edit: 400th post! WOO!
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9 is not a number, its a state of being in which one who lives within the infinitely expanding universe of ours fully comprehends the meaning of life, existance, and pudding...


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9 is not a number its the worlds biggest lie  >:(

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Never mind your own business.

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6 That so?

9 is not a number it's nothing and I can prove it: If you take the cross sum of another random number with a 9 in it, you'll see that it makes no difference whether you add it or ignore it.
Let's take 8413891379  the cross sum, adding the 9's is 8
8+4+1+3+8+9+1+3+7+9=53   5+3=8
No without the 9's:
8+4+1+3+8+1+3+7=35   3+5=8
You may try it with any number, I promise you: 9 = 0, nine is nothing. Period.
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9 is not a number, it's just the result of a person to lazy to type 8.infinite.
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9 is not a number! "Nein" is what heir Hitler says when you suggest something stupid and he kills you for your insolence! Seig heil mein fuher!

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8 9 is not number it is a space keeper for th number that is met to be there
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9 is not a number.

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0 you did not explain why
9 is not nuber it a lost puntion mark
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9 is not a number, it's *dies*

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9 is not a number its that virus you get off a toilet seat
Never mind your own business.

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9 is not a number it's a stoned 6.
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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9 is not number it is illision that is created by the media to control your mind
Life is not measured by the amount of times you fall down but by the number of times you get back up again.

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9 is not a number. Not anymore....... mablahha, Teh he ha ha, MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Re: 9 is not a number! The game that will leave you saying, well, 9 is not a num
« Reply #93 on: September 03, 2006, 02:05:10 pm »
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9 is not a number, it's part of 7 who ate 9's name.
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I give you 9 for bumping it, I miss this topic. Wait, not a 9. I meant Taco.

9 is not a number, it is a nerco bumped topic from the pits of the forum!

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Re: 9 is not a number! The game that will leave you saying, well, 9 is not a num
« Reply #95 on: September 03, 2006, 08:32:41 pm »
9 because it relates to what's going on around us.

9 is not a number, it's a "OMG, I just broke 800 posts, now I'm a Gorf Goon!"
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9 is not a number it is a tadpole posing as a number
Life is not measured by the amount of times you fall down but by the number of times you get back up again.